So after trying and trying to ctap, I finally gave up and wrote a script because I'm bad at it.

//----------------------//
//Un-Crouch Jump Script-//
//----------------------//

bind "space" "+fjump"

alias +fjump "-duck;+jump;alias checkjump +jump"
alias -fjump "-jump;alias checkcrouch;alias checkjump none"
alias checkjump none
alias checkcrouch none
alias none ""

Basically what this script does is it cancels crouch and jumps at the same time. So now instead of trying to crouch, then release crouch, jump and fire at the same time, you just need to crouch, then jump and fire. I based it off of the null movement script.
I can't say how well this compares to properly ctapping because I have never been able to do it, but there is a noticeable improvement over normal rj's.
I've tested it out a bit, and it works pretty well in normal gameplay for most classes (Scout not recommended) without many drawbacks as far as I can tell.

So yeah, try it out, lemme know what you think, use it, don't use it, bind it to a different key and only use it for certain situations, or throw empty beer bottles at your monitor while screaming obscenities. All are good choices.

(note: even with this script I still can't do that fucking battlements to battlements jump on Gran mid.)

I used to play lobbies very rarely. They would either take 5 hours to fill, or you might get lucky to find one with one more player needed. Unfortunately that one player is always Medic.

I played one lobby as Medic, and my team composed of 2 Snipers, a Scout, a Gunslinger Engineer, and a Heavy who was afk off and on throughout the game. Basically I ended up pocketing this Engie for half the game. Obviously I stopped caring and would charge the enemy with my ubersaw just for the hell of it.
Then my teammates would start bitching and telling me how I should be playing Medic. Eventually I switched to Soldier because, hey, if we've got 4 players off-classing, what the hell does it matter? Apparently a lot, because one of the people on my team was the server admin and he threatened to ban me if I didn't switch back to Medic.

I fucking hate lobbies.

How'd you get hacked?

Did you have Steam Guard enabled?

I'm feeling hungry.

If it isn't mentioned in the ETF2L rules, then go ahead. However, you will never get the smooth untextured look like in QL in TF2. The lowest you can possibly make them go is I believe 4 (with cheats, or the Tray Tools/Inspector) which will just make them blurry.

Try forcing a custom resolution/refresh rate in your video card drivers. It's what I had to do to get 32 bit color and 120hz at the same time on my monitor.

Dat penetration.

It's not just you.

I've never played a surf map. It's always impressive to watch this stuff, but I never found them as interesting as jump maps just because it's isn't a practical skill that you can use in normal games like rocket jumping is.

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

Star Wars Battlefront

Splinter Cell

Team Fortress 2

Amazing. Keep up the great work. It keeps getting better and better!

It was fun while it lasted.

Name: Lucas Zaiden

Bid: USD$ 1

Poor Lucas....

Clean your mousepad or desktop. The silicon footpads of the mice feet rub off and can build up on whatever surface you're using and will mess with your mouse's sensor.

You can also try net_graph 4 and see if anything weird is going on with your connection because it might be the cause.

Lastly, I've heard there are issues with Steam Cloud sometimes. One of my friend's cleaned his Steam Cloud storage and fixed his mouse issues that way.

This is true. Viewmodels has no effect on hitscan weapons (melee included).

Setting them to left will only effect the RL.