I don't really buy clothes too often but here is a fun story to add to the thread having to do with pants.
So, I was in Georgia near Fort Benning (a very large military base). I was going to go camping with my then GF in the UP in Michigan a few weeks later, and figured buying some cargo pants would be a good choice so I could carry lots of things - and of course who has pants with more pockets than the Army? That's right, nobody.
So I walk into what I *thought* was just a military surplus store, but it turns out that it's not at all a military surplus store and it's the QM supply store for air borne trainees. At the time I had a crew cut and looked young enough, so the guys at the front just assumed I was there to pick up my stuff. So they give me a box, and start loading it with stuff people need for their air borne training - one of them even tries to make small talk asking me how I had like my ROTC training. I didn't really know what to do right away - should I just wait until less people are around? Should I just go ahead and go to air borne training and wait to see if they go ahead and pay me? So, eventually they give me my box and tell me that I'll find some optional items on my "list" that I can browse around for. So, with that information, I figure I'll just sneak off into a corner or something, and then make my escape once attention is off of me, and concoct some excuse if anybody asks me why I'm leaving without my box of gear.
So I'm pretending to look at items on the self to be innocuous for a few minutes, when a guy working there steps up behind me. "You're not really Airborne are you?" I flip around to see that it's a mildly intimidating male figure in casual uniform behind me. "No" I reply dejectedly, I then go on to inform him that I just wanted some cargo pants and thought it was a surplus store since it wasn't labelled anything unusual. He then went on to inform me that you couldn't actually buy anything at the store without a military ID, and that I could leave when I wanted to. He also offered me a free sprite if I agreed to go visit the recruitment office that was just down the street *and* told me where I could find a surplus store that sold cargo pants. He also told me that he *knew* I wasn't in the service because he'd seen me walking there from down the street, but that he was happy to cover for me to avoid further embarrassment lol.
In the end I got a nice pair of cargo pants which came in super handy for containing various supplies on our camping trip. That was also the second time in my life that I had accidentally wandered into a military base/establishment.
Also fuck skinny jeans - I never wear pants unless it's absolutely necessary - shorts for life.