Recently moved into a new place and streaming is possible with the new line. I stream mostly scrims and sometimes matches, 75/25 split between 6s and HL. I've been playing since 2008 with various breaks. Current team is Ohana Means Family. Streaming from USA.

http://www.twitch.tv/literallyapanda

I'm more interested in seeing how many teams that are only pushing the upper open bubble because they're off-class will switch a majority of players back to the classes they're more used to by the end of the season, whether out of frustration or boredom

As an aside to all the arguments and drama, and because I cannot fucking figure out this website, can someone explain step by step which links to click to register my team for the season?

What does this statement mean?

im being triggered by teng flashbacks

http://play.esea.net/teams/77788

Hi! We're Ohana Means Family, and we're looking for a Scout and a Medic to get the season started. ESEA or CEVO is negotiable, we'll decide after we have a complete roster. We finished 8-8 last season in ESEA-O, but we had 5 different players leave our roster at separate points leaving us with roster issues most of the season. We also did fairly well against a couple of playoff teams (4-5 losses). Feel free to check out our ESEA page.

Our current roster is Panda on Scout, Leon on Demo, and Hyphen and Defiance on Soldier. We're looking for a medic that is comfortable with playing aggressively and willing to risk a few deaths while we gel as a team. We're also looking for a Scout with strong DM, whether it's a more aggressive or passive scout can be discussed later.

Please add me if you're interested!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/kczee/

You don't get this in economy in international flights?

nate fucking rivers is a very scary scout

have you upset your voodoo practicing neighbors vile?

ilu zephyr but just think about how you viewed the world 10 years ago and how much that has changed to this point. you don't think maybe after owning your own home and dealing with the reality of that might change your own views on it in a few years time? calling it martyrdom is kind of a stretch

unless you think you were a genius 10 years ago then you're like nobody I've ever known

murder me in my sleep

twitch and whatever their sister site is split functions and now twitch is either gaming content or you have to make an account on the other one (justin? or whatever?)

an hour of dm followed by an hour of meditation with only the sound of my miniature waterfall, filled with water from my homeland flowing behind me

with precisely 15 minutes left until match time I begin the ritual dance of my people, where perfect execution of the steps and moves will take exactly 15 minutes

I then return to my computer and tell my team of the visions that came to me while meditating

I plunge my hands into the gaping cavity in the wild hog I slaughter before every match in order to infuse myself with the energy of the majestic beast

my hands slick with blood I place my hands on my mouse and wasd keys and enter a state of perfect oneness with my peripherals

a bloodcurdling scream, in a voice not my own, emerges from my throat as my eyes open to the eternity of the universe

then I click the esea client icon

even though zephyr is no longer my internet friend he was a cool guy. These guys are solid players and always a struggle to scrim against.

Aren't people freaking out a little bit too much about it? Don't they use the word "pro" pretty liberally with the highlander vs. 6s competitions anyway?