intangible focus : shut the fuck up i play intermidiate
*DEAD* intangible focus : i just won second place silver retard
intangible focus : clearly you guys havent played esea
intangible focus : you're shittalking in valve competitive

All taken from a Valve MM game my man Sibby just lost, in which he had a spinbotting sniper on his team. I pass no personal judgement beyond finding this hilarious.

GGs to Sunrise, it was a fun season.

Anyone have w1 playoff predictions they want to make?

Shoutouts to friday pugs, one of my highlights of the LAN. Honestly, everyone was extremely nice and I wish I had more time to hang out with and meet people. I only got a chance to talk with a couple people for most of the time I was there, but it was still extremely fun, and I'm very much looking forward to having the opportunity to do this again in the future.

CU@

Don't get me wrong I'm still shit though

Hello folks, I'd just like to take a minute to share my first logs from the season:

https://play.esea.net/match/12320007

And now my most recent:

https://play.esea.net/match/12690308

Improvement is possible after all.

CU@

LFT Scout/solly

U can do it

On a more serious note, if you're concerned about your accent, speaking a little more loudly might help, I know it tends to make me enunciate more.

If this were any other team I'd be sad to hear about it dying.

Do you mean me? Because I can record that shit and post it somewhere for you, things like that are funny to me

The penis is a metaphor. For the e-dick of the players I will be dying to.

Just shitposting really. Sometimes I like to have fun. Ignore the post or whatever I guess.

Look out low open, because MDM is on the way. Featuring:

UGC Computer (the legend) on medic

Bad Rats KING (the legend) on demo

Tabby_J (the 200 ping legend) on roamer

Wally or whatever he wants his steam name to be that day (the legend) on scout

KVWI (The Death Merchant scrublord) on scout, and

I'm pretty sure it's Stumples (the legend) on pocket.

If anyone would like to donate me some cream to ease the pain that my ass will be in after this season, please PM me because I've never taken a cock before and I don't think I'm ready

So I'm playing scout in my first season of open coming up. I predict that there will be at least one match in which I have to face a Gunslinger Engie, a Natascha Heavy, two Atomizer Scouts, a Loch-and Load demo, and a medic who arrow builds in 25 seconds with the Zatoichi demo. Would someone do me the favor of coming over to my house and ending my fucking life before this season starts?

Hey Sal I just wanted to let you know that I forgive you for shittalking my team of randoms in Matchmaking earlier after you carried by getting 100% heals