I got it on dominos online, got it setup for delivery. I waited upstairs and was working on my computer and looked down at my window and saw the car pull up. he got out, pizza in one hand, shut the door and opened my gate. he walked up to the door, turned to the side...
and whipped out his dick
he proceeded to piss on the side of my fence, finished and rang my doorbell.
I wasn't exactly sure what to do, so I opened the door, grabbed the pizza and slammed it and locked it. called the manager and told him everything. the manager knew me from walking over and ordering/pickin up za all the time. this was some new guy they hired and i guess shit hit the fan.
now i got some free domino's credits, but im not exactly sure what to do with it. its like 25 bucks. they said its attached to my phone number, but maybe i can get it put onto a card or something.
so here is the deal, i'll give the card number to whoever can tell the best pizza delivery story (receiving or delivering it yourself) most upvotes wins