Superb work as usual, I just wanted to point out that the "Most airshots in one match" stat is not really reliable as logs.tf tends to think that players standing on the pipes of Granary last are in the air.

My first D&D character, who was a dark elf rogue with a mysterious past (I was 11).

PORG eSports

Scout : Aelkyr (France)
Scout : Cosmo (Latvia)
Pocket : Ironhawk (Spain)
Roamer : Gravity (UK)
Demoman : Dowel (UK)
Medic : Eve (UK)

Also we have a leet logo : https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/296013507231744000/478877711171977218/logo-porg4.png?width=471&height=471

No offense but unless you're a HL demo or something, hitting 10k-12k a game is huge. Maybe you had a very good run, and now you have a rough patch of sorts so you'd be jumping from one extreme to the next ?

Shitty writeup :

Tonight will see BaywatchBois and bazanji's baboons (pantaloons) battle it out in the hopes of grabbing a playoff spot in the hell of team names that is Div1A. Both teams are sitting right below the podium, and their potential spot in the playoffs will depend on the result of the fixture between teams number 2 and 3.

BaywatchBois is a traditional "German high team where shocky plays when he's not in prem", featuring Fischkopf as well. I'm sure the other members of the team are as important as them, but I only pay attention to prem so I got nothing to say. The team has been a bit irregular with their results, winning against n°3 Yuka Kinoshita fanclub (rebranded Loli squad), but losing to n°2 DEATH & DESTRUCTION (the team i like because there's loads of prem players on it). They won last week against cis hope (russians).

bazanji's baboons (pantaloons) (previously known as BM machine) is a team where I know no one, and despite their lack of prem players they have 4 more points than the Germans, so I shall hail them as "up and coming fresh talent".
they did lose last week against Dicksucking Beta Bitchboys (previously known as Harry Kane fanclub), but that team is n°1 currently so its not too big of a surprise.

I agree with alba, and also if you could remove the domination/revenge sound it would be nice, it's not really needed and just adds audio clutter imo.

IT'S COMING MAISON

how are you supposed to hold a pen ?

https://imgur.com/Awyexkm

how dare you. I WiLL take your bones

I use it and I'm about as good as a pubber, the 2 are probably linked/

Saving puns for playoffs

I'll just never be decent at this game. I am aware that this type of thinking is holding me back, so every game I play I get those kind of thoughts and I have to focus onto fighting them so I can't focus on the game, tilting me even further.

Anyone else getting a "3D Secure Authentication Failed." when trying to pay ?

French, English, I can understand some Spanish and declare myself emperor of potatoes in German.

I'm only doing that for teams in lower divs, as they are less-known, I won't do that for the Div 1 GF for example.