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4:28 AM - Kohaku: i remember this one time where i hit on some girl and then i looked at her and said "did you know that i haven't showered in weeks" with my most sensual voice
4:28 AM - Kohaku: and then just kind of walked off with my friend laughing my ass off
10:07 PM - DeTh: dude do you still have that photo of carnage brownbaggin the 40 at lan
10:08 PM - 2sÿ.RocketSurgeon eSports #☆: http://imgur.com/7xX8n
10:08 PM - DeTh: i like how you have that on tap
10:08 PM - 2sÿ.RocketSurgeon eSports #☆: i come prepared
5:01 PM - cadaverous: 2snail4britain
5:05 PM - cadaverous: they were sent to a rescue organization
5:05 PM - cadaverous: there's a rescue org for snails ???
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: what the fuck do snails do forus
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: for us even
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: why are we rescuing snails
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: is there a wasp rescue op too?
5:06 PM - cadaverous: they leave slime trails and eat our vegetables
5:07 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: rescue wasps because fuck you is why
5:07 PM - cadaverous: going to start a wasp rescue operation but really
5:07 PM - cadaverous: I'm just going to house the wasps they give me
5:07 PM - cadaverous: and I will hold a deathmatch tournament with the wasps to find the strongest
5:07 PM - cadaverous: I will begin to breed them and start my own strain of superwasp
5:07 PM - cadaverous: the world will know terror
2:53 AM - crumpet: defraud any industry you want, just call yourself a "consultant" and then recieve $400/hour
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: it's the perfect crime
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: or we could sell people weed
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: but instead of selling it to them
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: we just smoke all of it?
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: the perfect crime
2:56 AM - crumpet: victimless even
6:00 PM - בעל פעור: fuck sometimes I remember that japs have the same word for green and blue
6:00 PM - בעל פעור: and I just get mad
12:11 PM - בעל פעור: The black hole at NGC4526's centre is believed to have the mass of six billion trillion trillion family cars
12:11 PM - בעל פעור: WHY WOULD YOU REPORT SOMETHING'S MASS
12:11 PM - בעל פעור: IN FAMILY CARS
TwitchTVJohnTurbo users count as an ad impression for partnered broadcasters. Having turbo users also leaves more ad inventory available for streamers. This means ad inventory/fill rates stay higher, and streamers make more money.
When you factor in the fact that a lot of regions have an advertising market that is still in it's infancy, this helps significantly for broadcasters with heavy viewership in those regions.
Those that think adblock is the bee's knees: it's very easy for a company to get rid of it entirely. We choose to allow users to have whatever experience they want. That's how we look at it. It's your choice, not ours. We're here to build a platform that allows people to succeed and grow their brand doing something they love.
PS: if you're a turbo user and subscribed to teamfortresstv on Twitch, you can use the emotes sitewide.
seanlange
based john
http://blog.twitch.tv/2013/02/announcing-twitch-turbo-an-ad-free-experience-for-twitch/
Pretty cool stuff honestly, I keep adblock on when watching streams but the notion of giving streamers ad money as though you were watching them is pretty sweet.
TendaMonstamustardoverlordboth are fine
p.s. dont play demo if you arent gonna use stickies, its completely pointless
Care to elaborate why? I'm still a bit new to DM and some people tend to not like stickies in DM?
Because there's a reason demo is limited to 1
stickies in dm is everything people complain about when they talk about getting hit by random shit or shot in the back. If you want to practice your ~sticky aim~ go MGE someone and attempt to hit a person actively trying to dodge them, it's far better than going into DM and topfragging because you can fire off 8 stickies and get 8 back for fragging someone not even looking at you.
demo faggots get mad
dawn of the sixth day
momg im gonna be mean to new tf2 players then ill REALLY have something to talk about with all those miners about to die from black lung
dpyro has been around since you were youmustdestroy
speaking of which please tell me someone has that demo edit of fragga making bread
Nevermind I found it
well damn, if I had known about this I could have dragged cody and riot out to it.
Khaki2sy_morphiendyeah dude monogamy is overratedKhaki2sy_morphiendI could have sworn Riot lived in AmericaPizza2sy_morphiendMy valentine is in yuroland until April ;_;I'm sorry. Do you still keep contact a lot?
we probably spend unhealthy amounts of time chatting to each other daily
Riot is my husbando
I'm married to cond on facebook actually
azelffwhat if Quantic changes and actually pays for the team to do shit? if not, then wow, don't even sponsor our game anymore
what if blight pays smaka back?
the world may never know
Khaki2sy_morphiendI could have sworn Riot lived in AmericaPizza2sy_morphiendMy valentine is in yuroland until April ;_;I'm sorry. Do you still keep contact a lot?
we probably spend unhealthy amounts of time chatting to each other daily
Riot is my husbando
Pizza2sy_morphiendMy valentine is in yuroland until April ;_;I'm sorry. Do you still keep contact a lot?
we probably spend unhealthy amounts of time chatting to each other daily
heerojust think. you're ingin - what's an average day in life?
you wake up. the world is spinning. it's a monday morning; you're hungover. you look beside you to the empty spot on your king size bed that you wish could be occupied by someone you could love - but alas, the world is cruel. you gingerly touch your feet to the hardwood floor, and it makes a creak - creaaak - that only amplifies the loneliness consuming your apartment. you walk down the stairs - there it is again - creaaak - and move yourself to the kitchen, where you open your dusty cabinet and pull out the finest whiskey, pouring yourself a finger. it's 10am; time to go to work. you make your way down to the mines, selflessly putting yourself in danger to harvest valuable minerals to better the world; thinking back to your days as an engineering student; what bright days those were, so full of hope and amibition. on your way home you think about how you're gonna unwind, and realize it feels like one of those days where you want to just play some tf2. you walk through the door, it's dark outside now, and again the familiar creaaak follows you to your computer desk. you sit down and log onto irc. /j #tf2.pug.na, /authserv auth blackdiamond MiningEngineersForever123;<3. "oh man, who is this dpyro guy? haha - i totally trolled him. thank god i'm me, guys." you rush to post this on teamfortress.tv/forums, excited at the prospect of gaining respect, admiration - forget that, you're truly excited at the prospect that someone is going to acknowledge your lonely existence. you pour yourself a shot of vodka. just another day in the long life you've got left to live.
holy fuck we are going to need extra strength trash bags to clean up for this