The year is now mid 2021. the remnants of a once great game are now in peaces.
Slice Rogue is now an admin of every pug group in existence and he plays only demo.
there are no fat kids anymore, its first 12 to arrive. The medics are chosen randomly and if you dodge med, you get banned until you go through purgatory. Now the mumbles that all the best players choose to pug in are pay to play, subscription only.

Newbie mixes is a relic of things past, only the oldest players remember it and it's only folk lore. nobody remembers who really made tragic servers, and all of the servers now are being permanently dossed.
TF2 lobby has been remade another 5 times, and none of them are alive. Valve (quietly) have shown that they will not release another update to the game, unless it is a cosmetic one.

All the shit posters have been exiled from the community for past things that they have done. The forums have been become an elitist cesspool. where anyone who is new to the community is told to stay away essentially. The only Lans are held at public businesses on touch pad laptops. Rocket-pipe-scatter-god-king-scientist has become considered to be the best player in the world by multiple sources but is known mostly among the tf2 trader community as the most successful tf2 trader in history.

The community is currently looking for a Savior, one who can bring back the nostalgia of the good old days, back when soldiers could use the shotgun, back when scout didn't carry around their med at scout speed. The past where demos stickies where not Nerfed, and finally when the medic's crossbow didn't reload while holstered.

Will this messiah be you?

you're a living yikes is what he said, to be clear

Ran into some bugs last night, spent the last couple hours updating it.

Fixes:

• !link not working correctly
  
• Permissions should be fixed

Additions:

• !bruh
  
• etf2l and logs automatic preview screenshots added

Will be keeping an eye for bugs this next coming week.

Thank you and have a great day!

edit: found out that rgl may have changed its design so the old format is no longer working. I am looking for a solution

Update regarding the bot: should be fine hosted on my vm.
Fixed issues:

• !log not registering correct user
  
• !link not registering people with surprisingly short names

!link will now update your current steamid in the database
I can see how many guilds and people I'm in now
!avatar command

Will be bringing the tftv thread preview from payload tomorrow or tonight.
Please inform of issues in this thread if errors arise. Thanks!

EDIT: I did add the preview tftv thread embeds. Have fun!

buff demo so he can shoot 100 damage sticks to scouts on high ground

https://www.teamfortress.tv/54305/payload-bot-rehost-more
teamfortress.tv

new bot new thread.

Credit: sharky

Patreon: here (Note: This is for all of my projects, not just Payload).

Website: here
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Discord: here
Github: here

Payload is a Discord bot that enhances your discord with TF2-related things such as logs previews and plugins for servers to automatically send log screenshots to your discord.

never will i see the day i dont get the "gamer" message from none other than ComBatToast

lets play the game of "who's dick is it"

holey roast

why dont you all fly and meet up together and just idk go for a walk or something rad

would be funny, but not as good as a lan :(

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voosh: "im going behind"

me: please be jewish

if not for trying invite, would do very well in advanced. get him on an established team and you will win advanced

god speed