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lemon pulp LFT open scout
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#1
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Hey folks,

After leading a team in CEVO this season with some buds, I wanna start in ESEA with a new team (since we're breaking up).
I have one season experience in CEVO open and a few seasons in UGC HL/6s as scout.

I'm looking for a group who stays calm under pressure or when losing scrims/matches
I also look for a group that can provide me with constructive criticism and receive as well. I'm always open to suggestions or ways to improve.

I'm 23, east coast, can pay my dues, and am available most nights.

Add me at;
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lemonpulp/

Gracias

Hey folks,

After leading a team in CEVO this season with some buds, I wanna start in ESEA with a new team (since we're breaking up).
I have one season experience in CEVO open and a few seasons in UGC HL/6s as scout.

I'm looking for a group who stays calm under pressure or when losing scrims/matches
I also look for a group that can provide me with constructive criticism and receive as well. I'm always open to suggestions or ways to improve.

I'm 23, east coast, can pay my dues, and am available most nights.

Add me at;
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lemonpulp/

Gracias
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#2
0 Frags +

Solid player and hilarious guys in mumble.

Solid player and hilarious guys in mumble.
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#3
-24 Frags +

this guy pulls mad bitch
infact its more then that, this is the other guy your wife leaves you for, he is the other guy at the club with all the big, THICKE, bitchez, let alone all the money. Women want to be with him and men want to be him, and some men want to be with him as well, if you know want im saying. im talking about gay sex if i didnt clarify my earlier statement well enough. Now as i have no idea who this person is, its 4am for me and i have been up for 2 days, and everything has became funny, funny things have become unfunny and unfunny things are funny, odds are when i wake up at about 4pm tomorow, ill probably regret this post.

to bottom line this, well, what ever the fuck this was,

im really hungry right now and am going to get some lucky charms, and probably some crystal meth

this guy pulls mad bitch
infact its more then that, this is the other guy your wife leaves you for, he is the other guy at the club with all the big, THICKE, bitchez, let alone all the money. Women want to be with him and men want to be him, and some men want to be with him as well, if you know want im saying. im talking about gay sex if i didnt clarify my earlier statement well enough. Now as i have no idea who this person is, its 4am for me and i have been up for 2 days, and everything has became funny, funny things have become unfunny and unfunny things are funny, odds are when i wake up at about 4pm tomorow, ill probably regret this post.

to bottom line this, well, what ever the fuck this was,

im really hungry right now and am going to get some lucky charms, and probably some crystal meth
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#4
2 Frags +
brandbrandthis guy pulls mad bitch
infact its more then that, this is the other guy your wife leaves you for, he is the other guy at the club with all the big, THICKE, bitchez, let alone all the money. Women want to be with him and men want to be him, and some men want to be with him as well, if you know want im saying. im talking about gay sex if i didnt clarify my earlier statement well enough. Now as i have no idea who this person is, its 4am for me and i have been up for 2 days, and everything has became funny, funny things have become unfunny and unfunny things are funny, odds are when i wake up at about 4pm tomorow, ill probably regret this post.

to bottom line this, well, what ever the fuck this was,

im really hungry right now and am going to get some lucky charms, and probably some crystal meth

what the hell

lemon_pulp has always been a neat gamer to play in scrims

[quote=brandbrand]this guy pulls mad bitch
infact its more then that, this is the other guy your wife leaves you for, he is the other guy at the club with all the big, THICKE, bitchez, let alone all the money. Women want to be with him and men want to be him, and some men want to be with him as well, if you know want im saying. im talking about gay sex if i didnt clarify my earlier statement well enough. Now as i have no idea who this person is, its 4am for me and i have been up for 2 days, and everything has became funny, funny things have become unfunny and unfunny things are funny, odds are when i wake up at about 4pm tomorow, ill probably regret this post.

to bottom line this, well, what ever the fuck this was,

im really hungry right now and am going to get some lucky charms, and probably some crystal meth[/quote]
what the hell

lemon_pulp has always been a neat gamer to play in scrims
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#5
-4 Frags +

the greatest

the greatest
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#6
-4 Frags +

great gamer, should do well in open

great gamer, should do well in open
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#7
-1 Frags +

Thanks for the kind words, friends. Bumping and still actively looking.

Thanks for the kind words, friends. Bumping and still actively looking.
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#8
-1 Frags +

Great guy, great scout, could go places in open on the right team.

Great guy, great scout, could go places in open on the right team.
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#9
-1 Frags +

Not sure I'll have a full roster for the team I wanted to make so I'm up for any last minute tryouts.

Not sure I'll have a full roster for the team I wanted to make so I'm up for any last minute tryouts.
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#10
-2 Frags +

He's really good at scout and really friendly in mumble, pick him up.

He's really good at scout and really friendly in mumble, pick him up.
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#11
-1 Frags +

Good guy, I thought you were making a team!

Good guy, I thought you were making a team!
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#12
-1 Frags +

Nice guy, decent scout aswell

Nice guy, decent scout aswell
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#13
-1 Frags +

S18 bumparoo

S18 bumparoo
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#14
-1 Frags +

pretty cool guy

pretty cool guy
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#15
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Super friendly guy to hang out with in mumble. Has improved a lot since he started 6s.

He is also a sweetpie/honeybun

Super friendly guy to hang out with in mumble. Has improved a lot since he started 6s.

He is also a sweetpie/honeybun
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#16
-1 Frags +

he can hold his liquor

he can hold his liquor
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#17
-8 Frags +

Went out of his way to make sure had to play a man down when he could've easily rescheduled. Literally every other team throughout like every season I've ever played at least made some attempt to reschedule. Even the scout on his team felt bad and was willing to sit out to make it even, but he threatened her with being cut if she did. Seriously pussy for doing that, but it's cool because I stole his scout. Sad they had to get a win that way. Lost a round anyways 6v5. Some of the most shiesty shit I've seen in this game.

So if you are looking for somebody who will try to schedule fuck a team that they admit they can't beat, this is your guy.

Went out of his way to make sure had to play a man down when he could've easily rescheduled. Literally every other team throughout like every season I've ever played at least made some attempt to reschedule. Even the scout on his team felt bad and was willing to sit out to make it even, but he threatened her with being cut if she did. Seriously pussy for doing that, but it's cool because I stole his scout. Sad they had to get a win that way. Lost a round anyways 6v5. Some of the most shiesty shit I've seen in this game.

So if you are looking for somebody who will try to schedule fuck a team that they admit they can't beat, this is your guy.
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#18
1 Frags +
MaxHaxWent out of his way to make sure had to play a man down when he could've easily rescheduled. Literally every other team throughout like every season I've ever played at least made some attempt to reschedule. Even the scout on his team felt bad and was willing to sit out to make it even, but he threatened her with being cut if she did. Seriously pussy for doing that, but it's cool because I stole his scout. Sad they had to get a win that way. Lost a round anyways 6v5. Some of the most shiesty shit I've seen in this game.

So if you are looking for somebody who will try to schedule fuck a team that they admit they can't beat, this is your guy.

I never threatened April Fools with being cut, and she left the team on her own free will. I also had 3 matches scheduled the following week and a sister in the hospital to visit on the weekend.

I know you think I have something against you but I already told you before I think you have a great team, it was just a huge misunderstanding. Say what you will Max, but I apologized to you already.

It seems like you just have a hard time letting go of what happened over a month ago.

[quote=MaxHax]Went out of his way to make sure had to play a man down when he could've easily rescheduled. Literally every other team throughout like every season I've ever played at least made some attempt to reschedule. Even the scout on his team felt bad and was willing to sit out to make it even, but he threatened her with being cut if she did. Seriously pussy for doing that, but it's cool because I stole his scout. Sad they had to get a win that way. Lost a round anyways 6v5. Some of the most shiesty shit I've seen in this game.

So if you are looking for somebody who will try to schedule fuck a team that they admit they can't beat, this is your guy.[/quote]

I never threatened April Fools with being cut, and she left the team on her own free will. I also had 3 matches scheduled the following week and a sister in the hospital to visit on the weekend.

I know you think I have something against you but I already told you before I think you have a great team, it was just a huge misunderstanding. Say what you will Max, but I apologized to you already.

It seems like you just have a hard time letting go of what happened over a month ago.
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#19
-1 Frags +
MaxHaxWent out of his way to make sure had to play a man down when he could've easily rescheduled. Literally every other team throughout like every season I've ever played at least made some attempt to reschedule. Even the scout on his team felt bad and was willing to sit out to make it even, but he threatened her with being cut if she did. Seriously pussy for doing that, but it's cool because I stole his scout. Sad they had to get a win that way. Lost a round anyways 6v5. Some of the most shiesty shit I've seen in this game.

So if you are looking for somebody who will try to schedule fuck a team that they admit they can't beat, this is your guy.

If you don't have 6 players at the default match time you can't bitch and moan if the other team isn't able to reschedule with you. Its polite to reschedule a match if you can, but if the only time their team can play is at the default time it is YOUR job to get 6 rostered players then.

[quote=MaxHax]Went out of his way to make sure had to play a man down when he could've easily rescheduled. Literally every other team throughout like every season I've ever played at least made some attempt to reschedule. Even the scout on his team felt bad and was willing to sit out to make it even, but he threatened her with being cut if she did. Seriously pussy for doing that, but it's cool because I stole his scout. Sad they had to get a win that way. Lost a round anyways 6v5. Some of the most shiesty shit I've seen in this game.

So if you are looking for somebody who will try to schedule fuck a team that they admit they can't beat, this is your guy.[/quote]
If you don't have 6 players at the default match time you can't bitch and moan if the other team isn't able to reschedule with you. Its polite to reschedule a match if you can, but if the only time their team can play is at the default time it is YOUR job to get 6 rostered players then.
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#20
-6 Frags +
lemon_pulpMaxHaxWent out of his way to make sure had to play a man down when he could've easily rescheduled. Literally every other team throughout like every season I've ever played at least made some attempt to reschedule. Even the scout on his team felt bad and was willing to sit out to make it even, but he threatened her with being cut if she did. Seriously pussy for doing that, but it's cool because I stole his scout. Sad they had to get a win that way. Lost a round anyways 6v5. Some of the most shiesty shit I've seen in this game.

So if you are looking for somebody who will try to schedule fuck a team that they admit they can't beat, this is your guy.

I never threatened April Fools with being cut, and she left the team on her own free will. I also had 3 matches scheduled the following week and a sister in the hospital to visit on the weekend.

I know you think I have something against you but I already told you before I think you have a great team, it was just a huge misunderstanding. Say what you will Max, but I apologized to you already.

It seems like you just have a hard time letting go of what happened over a month ago.

She left after the fact, she told me that you would cut her if she played, don't change your story now, we already talked in steam. Who threatens to cut their scout to make it an even game? Desperate for that win. I know the truth.

[quote=lemon_pulp][quote=MaxHax]Went out of his way to make sure had to play a man down when he could've easily rescheduled. Literally every other team throughout like every season I've ever played at least made some attempt to reschedule. Even the scout on his team felt bad and was willing to sit out to make it even, but he threatened her with being cut if she did. Seriously pussy for doing that, but it's cool because I stole his scout. Sad they had to get a win that way. Lost a round anyways 6v5. Some of the most shiesty shit I've seen in this game.

So if you are looking for somebody who will try to schedule fuck a team that they admit they can't beat, this is your guy.[/quote]

I never threatened April Fools with being cut, and she left the team on her own free will. I also had 3 matches scheduled the following week and a sister in the hospital to visit on the weekend.

I know you think I have something against you but I already told you before I think you have a great team, it was just a huge misunderstanding. Say what you will Max, but I apologized to you already.

It seems like you just have a hard time letting go of what happened over a month ago.[/quote]
She left after the fact, she told me that you would cut her if she played, don't change your story now, we already talked in steam. Who threatens to cut their scout to make it an even game? Desperate for that win. I know the truth.
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#21
2 Frags +
MaxHaxShe left after the fact, she told me that you would cut her if she played, don't change your story now, we already talked in steam. Who threatens to cut their scout to make it an even game? Desperate for that win. I know the truth.

The truth? The truth is that you told me the day of this mishap that you were, "going to let everyone know" about what happened. I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I thought, maybe he's having a bad day, maybe something IRL is making him act this way.

The truth is, you are not posting on my thread to warn the community of a toxic player.
The truth is, this is a personal vendetta you have against me.

The truth is, Max, you are becoming the toxic player you're pretending to warn others about.

[quote=MaxHax]
She left after the fact, she told me that you would cut her if she played, don't change your story now, we already talked in steam. Who threatens to cut their scout to make it an even game? Desperate for that win. I know the truth.[/quote]

The truth? The truth is that you told me the day of this mishap that you were, "going to let everyone know" about what happened. I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I thought, maybe he's having a bad day, maybe something IRL is making him act this way.

The truth is, you are not posting on my thread to warn the community of a toxic player.
The truth is, this is a personal vendetta you have against me.

The truth is, Max, you are becoming the toxic player you're pretending to warn others about.
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#22
2 Frags +
MaxHaxShe left after the fact, she told me that you would cut her if she played, don't change your story now, we already talked in steam. Who threatens to cut their scout to make it an even game? Desperate for that win. I know the truth.

ok so what I'm seeing here is basically

1. Your fault for not having 6 and trying to argue that you're basically entitled to a rematch and lemon went "out of his way" to make sure you wouldn't have 6. Did he DDoS your 6th player or something? All he probably said "nah nigga we got other shit to do the rest of the week".

2. Saying that he threatened to cut someone for not making it a fair game for you, which is essentially his word against her word. And to be completely honest with everyone here, someone saying they wouldn't play just because the other team couldn't get their shit together would be pretty good reason to cut them. Skipping matches is a big no no and I've cut players for that before, 6v6 or 6v5.

[quote=MaxHax]
She left after the fact, she told me that you would cut her if she played, don't change your story now, we already talked in steam. Who threatens to cut their scout to make it an even game? Desperate for that win. I know the truth.[/quote]
ok so what I'm seeing here is basically

1. Your fault for not having 6 and trying to argue that you're basically entitled to a rematch and lemon went "out of his way" to make sure you wouldn't have 6. Did he DDoS your 6th player or something? All he probably said "nah nigga we got other shit to do the rest of the week".

2. Saying that he threatened to cut someone for not making it a fair game for you, which is essentially his word against her word. And to be completely honest with everyone here, someone saying they wouldn't play just because the other team couldn't get their shit together would be pretty good reason to cut them. Skipping matches is a big no no and I've cut players for that before, 6v6 or 6v5.
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#23
1 Frags +

As the player that didn't get to play in said match, this is dumb. CEVO is pretty forgiving with scheduling so it probably could have been pushed to the next week. Additionally, because of how cevo does scheduling, if my team had taken the ffl instead of playing, the other team would have had to replay the match later anyways. On the other hand, I think we would have ended up as the 4th seed regardless of the outcome of that match so it doesn't really matter and I probably would've taken the ffw as well if it had been in ESEA since they're less forgiving.

tl;dr probably could've rescheduled, but who cares. in CEvo if you feel like they just want an easy win give them a ffw instead of playing with 5 so they have to play anyways

As the player that didn't get to play in said match, this is dumb. CEVO is pretty forgiving with scheduling so it probably could have been pushed to the next week. Additionally, because of how cevo does scheduling, if my team had taken the ffl instead of playing, the other team would have had to replay the match later anyways. On the other hand, I think we would have ended up as the 4th seed regardless of the outcome of that match so it doesn't really matter and I probably would've taken the ffw as well if it had been in ESEA since they're less forgiving.

tl;dr probably could've rescheduled, but who cares. in CEvo if you feel like they just want an easy win give them a ffw instead of playing with 5 so they have to play anyways
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#24
-1 Frags +

So uh, back on topic. Lemon pulp is actually a cool dude who is good at this game.

So uh, back on topic. Lemon pulp is actually a cool dude who is good at this game.
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#25
0 Frags +

Really awesome guy. Was very lenient with letting my team use our own server for a match, huge thanks for that. Our server didn't have an updated whitelist, but he didn't mind and trusted both teams. Scheduling was not a hassle at all, either. Super friendly as well.

In terms of his plays, very solid scouting. Great shots and awareness.

Really awesome guy. Was very lenient with letting my team use our own server for a match, huge thanks for that. Our server didn't have an updated whitelist, but he didn't mind and trusted both teams. Scheduling was not a hassle at all, either. Super friendly as well.

In terms of his plays, very solid scouting. Great shots and awareness.
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#26
0 Frags +

2nd page bumparoo

2nd page bumparoo
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#27
-1 Frags +

bumpity

bumpity
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#28
-1 Frags +

chill guy, good scout. His DM is pretty good in general, and - on top of that - his gamesense and personality is really awesome.

chill guy, good scout. His DM is pretty good in general, and - on top of that - his gamesense and personality is really awesome.
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#29
-1 Frags +

Carried our team to playoffs despite getting less heals than me. Lemon pulp is crazy committed to the game and has the attitude and personality to back it. He will make a great fit to any team.

Carried our team to playoffs despite getting less heals than me. Lemon pulp is crazy committed to the game and has the attitude and personality to back it. He will make a great fit to any team.
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#30
-1 Frags +

Thanks for the kind words friends. Bumping and looking around still.

Thanks for the kind words friends. Bumping and looking around still.
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