i asked my friend who's a network admin if this would work and he said no

please stop spreading lies

i actually found this funny

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/wsg/image/1339/02/1339024462487.gif

comdoms are for penis sex not compputer fuckin dummy

gotta remember protection

That's how you have sex.

Let me show you something I also found on Reddit, but totally kicks ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo

Too bad astronauts aren't as pretty as David Bowie. I bet that guy got back to Earth and had a hard time getting any from his wife within three weeks.

wut

http://i.imgur.com/Bh6hsrd.gif

I guess that's the point about a good Space Oddity cover by a guy that's in fucking space.

when did tftv become reddit

we should just have a "funny shit" thread somewhere to dump this stuff into.

plus the dude is a total badass, captain of the ISS, kind of a hero of Canada and generally a fuckin cool space dude.

I'm inclined to think it is the point, actually. But thank god men sublimate to the extent that they make space stations instead of just buying stripey shirts.

He's still up there.

http://howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/

Apparently I used the wrong tense. I meant to say: "I bet this guy gets back to Earth and has a hard time getting any from his wife within three weeks." Better?

He is a fucking astronaut who commanded a space station for half a year.
I don't see that happen.

I should really be quiet here, because I am old. Good luck.