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Wanting to play 6s since I was 12 years old
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Just remembered a core memory from when I was a squeaker on TF2Center and decided to play on a Mumble required lobby. I'm playing Scout on Process, I get to mid and I hit a rocket jumping Soldier for like 6 damage. So I stretch my tiny little squeaker hand across the keyboard, in order to press the push to talk key, rendering me unable to use my movement keys. I press push to talk, stand completely still on crates and say " sOlDieR tOoK 3" and IMMEDIATELY blow up and die lmao. I don't even remember how the rest of the match went, I'm pretty sure we lost but no one was talking or communicating whatsoever so I guess maybe they were on discord idk if they even heard me.

I still want to play 6s and now that I'm a fully grown, distinguished gentleman, I chose the path of the Force-A-Nature. I play for a few days and at some point, they fucking ban the FaN from the match itself ,like I was so confused wtf. Anyway, I WAS FORCED TO USE THE STOCK SCATTERGUN, and we stomped that game lol I was winning 1v1 against pocketed Scouts it was not even close. As soon as he opened that first shutter on Gullywash 2nd, coming out of his base SO PROUD SO COCKSURE FULLY OVERHEALED WITH A MEDIC UP HIS ASS only to take 2 meatshots in 0.6125 seconds.

I was pissed off that match, I'm not even good with the FaN. I lose with it 9 out of 10 times pretty much. Just let me play TF2 ;(

Just remembered a core memory from when I was a squeaker on TF2Center and decided to play on a Mumble required lobby. I'm playing Scout on Process, I get to mid and I hit a rocket jumping Soldier for like 6 damage. So I stretch my tiny little squeaker hand across the keyboard, in order to press the push to talk key, rendering me unable to use my movement keys. I press push to talk, stand completely still on crates and say " sOlDieR tOoK 3" and IMMEDIATELY blow up and die lmao. I don't even remember how the rest of the match went, I'm pretty sure we lost but no one was talking or communicating whatsoever so I guess maybe they were on discord idk if they even heard me.

I still want to play 6s and now that I'm a fully grown, distinguished gentleman, I chose the path of the Force-A-Nature. I play for a few days and at some point, they fucking ban the FaN from the match itself ,like I was so confused wtf. Anyway, I WAS FORCED TO USE THE STOCK SCATTERGUN, and we stomped that game lol I was winning 1v1 against pocketed Scouts it was not even close. As soon as he opened that first shutter on Gullywash 2nd, coming out of his base SO PROUD SO COCKSURE FULLY OVERHEALED WITH A MEDIC UP HIS ASS only to take 2 meatshots in 0.6125 seconds.

I was pissed off that match, I'm not even good with the FaN. I lose with it 9 out of 10 times pretty much. Just let me play TF2 ;(
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That's f*cking brilliant. Do you usually use a microfibre cloth or a standard towel to clean the spit off of your monitor?

That's f*cking brilliant. Do you usually use a microfibre cloth or a standard towel to clean the spit off of your monitor?
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ok

ok
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MakThat's f*cking brilliant. Do you usually use a microfibre cloth or a standard towel to clean the spit off of your monitor?

Spit is what I clean my monitor with from dust. At 270hz 1ms I need not waste valuable materials on my monitor it already performs so well even dirty.

[quote=Mak]That's f*cking brilliant. Do you usually use a microfibre cloth or a standard towel to clean the spit off of your monitor?[/quote]
Spit is what I clean my monitor with from dust. At 270hz 1ms I need not waste valuable materials on my monitor it already performs so well even dirty.
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