Me n the crew are at my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud ass music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some shit.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My fucking dad is aways trying shit with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n shit seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a bitch to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.
Swinging him around slammin his ass into walls n shit but hes still actin like a fucking b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "fuckt this shit" and throw his ass right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o shit so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n shit.
Havent seen his ass since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try dat shit again. Im the man of ths house son.