patch it up lad and u'll be reet

ok thanks ill try it and post here when i have it working thanks again

I tried but I can only have 1 autoexex file

i used all these configs but still get the same fps as just using one????? plz help .

to be fair that's from an stv so from his pov it probably looked more believable

i heard DamnEasy won his first solo fortnite game, add him he's rly good

lansky can u sign my prostate

you can preload sounds even for shit like spies uncloaking and footsteps but it's an exploit. idk how to do it but im sure someone will know if they're willing to tell you.

i dont understand what you want to do tbh, what does your 2nd hitsound even do

why? why "at this point"? personally im not against adding useless items to the game but adding a bunch of items like the vacc or quickfix which make the game a small amount worse while not completely ruining it still makes the game worse. bad unlocks can work additively in making the game worse

• natascha i dont really care about tbh, could be unbanned. the slow is a little annoying on scout but it doesn't really matter to me
  
• pocket pistol is pretty fucking good and you'd be stupid not to use it. it's not really oppressive but it contributes to the scout class shitting on everything, admittedly where they're not really best played at the moment (i.e. without the 185 beam)
  
• cow mangler change is obviously very random and makes no difference in practice. people find it annoying to use which i can understand. the infinite ammo is VERY good and one soldier should be using it imo. whether that's good or bad is probably for others to decide (it makes spam forces better but on the other hand the extra spam it gives can also help you push)

• atomizer becomes basically a winger. extra jump height at the cost of the ability to build uber. probably could be unbanned - it's less usable when fighting someone but lets you dodge more if you use it well
  
• cola should absolutely not be unbanned and will probably be very oppressive if you run it to mids and use it to deny soldiers. you get no debuff on it until you shoot (except the loss of a pistol which isn't really that big)
  
• the guillotine does 50 + 40 bleed damage and recharges crazily fast. would get very annoying to play against and the loss of the stun/minicrit makes it a little worse but not by much in practice.
  
• Fist of Steel, sure. MIGHT be a little oppressive since you can tank a lot while the med still heals someone else but the attacking team should probably just ignore you
  
• Rescue Ranger NONONONONONO. the metal cost doesn't fucking matter. you can still sit in spawn and heal your sentry for no downside and rarely run out of metal even if you ignore the fact that you can usually build a dispenser next to you or go into spawn for a second. running a sentry for very little risk makes it oppressive and makes last a lot harder to push.
  
• Reserve Shooter - have you played against this in mge, or used it even a little? you have INSANE air denial potential. a tanked pocket can do the job of damage and denial pretty well with this. might not BREAK the game but it's very annoying to play against and would make sacs very hard

i cba to comment on all this stuff so ill just make short comments

• Soda Popper - idk tbh, would probably need to see it in practice
  
• Mantreads - sure, it's not annoying and not particularly good in general. interesting tech choice for sacs
  
• Buffalo Steak Sandvich is banned because it makes aids heavy to mid much more viable on certain maps
  
• Second Banana is probably bad because it drops small packs
  
• Solemn Vow. etf2l HAS tested this (do you pay any attention at all?). general consensus is it lowers the skill ceiling of teams knowing who's weak and is more boring for medic.
  
• Vaccinator has had pages of shit written on it. in general if you wipe on mid it's a no brainer to use on last and slows the game down. that makes it bannable imo but i could be convinced otherwise
  
• Jarate is free minicrits when you run sniper. meh.
  
• Dragon's Fury, idk. pyro smells. people seem to hate it
  
• Quick Fix probably needs testing. still builds significantly quicker than uber

dragons fury and solemn vow have been tested.

• Disciplinary Action is banned BECAUSE OF HEAVY TO MID, not because it's required (escape plan, gunboats and crossbow are all required at this point)
  
• Sydney Sleeper stay banned, sure
  
• Short Circuit isn't as bad as you think it is but it should probably still be banned imo.
  
• Wrangler stay banned, sure
  
• Mad Milk stay banned, sure

im just a poop middie so im probably wrong on a few things and stuff often ends up different when used in practice. i expect either essentials or etf2l or both to run an experimental cup on this in the new year, dont panic yet

that's a non modular power supply and doesnt support adding new cables to it. if you dont have a spare 6 pin connector for your gpu you'll have to get a new power supply

btw, you should never use power cables that didnt come with your PSU as they're often specific for each brand

also dust out ur cpu cooler you fucking slut

LFT 6s heavy

Decent content and about what you'd expect

Why update pd_watergate now though, I bet about 3 people choose that map.

Also, wasn't the crossbow already festivisable?

try uninstalling your drivers with DDU then reinstalling, it's surprising how many issues this fixes

if it goes away when you record maybe it's affected by framerates? could try playing with different fps_max values to see what happens. potentially enabling vsync might fix it but that's not really a great solution

What are the odds!!!!!!!!

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