last night i had a dream that was like tf2 irl but everyone was just normal people not like tf2 classes and for some reason its like 50v50 in this dark city ass map and the teams are boys vs girls???
so i run into Moses from csgo and he mocks me cos im using the beggars bazooka (dont think ive ever even used it in tf2) and i proceed to explode like 20 people with it.
for some reason these peoples change then pops out of them like mario ass coins and i now figure out that the point of this gamemode is to get one of those chip packets that you get ur fish and chips in and crush it on top of a lamppost at ur teams spawn and write the team name on it????
so i get one of these and crush the chips on top of the lamppost and write Boys in permanent marker and literally everyone starts like cheering and jumping like i just won world war 3, but then this solid lamppost judt starts like bending and waving like one of those inflatables outside a car wash
so everyones like ooooooohhhhhh... like are they gonna fall off??? but somehow they have the strongest sticking force ever and the post eventually straightens up again and everyones like WAAAAAAYYYYYYY and starts celebrating and then i wake up :)