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I need some relationship advice
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#31
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if you don't like her and can't accept her for who she is then don't go for her. she obviously has really strong feelings for you if she still texted you after you were an asshole to her.

you just don't seem ready for a sexual relationship based in your profile, name actions, and reactions

if you don't like her and can't accept her for who she is then don't go for her. she obviously has really strong feelings for you if she still texted you after you were an asshole to her.

you just don't seem ready for a sexual relationship based in your profile, name actions, and reactions
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#32
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have your balls even dropped yet?

have your balls even dropped yet?
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#33
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if pankeyman calls u out for relationship issues then something is wrong

if pankeyman calls u out for relationship issues then something is wrong
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#34
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http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/437198290785651685/40F1DF642040FCD52FD990B86163231B1EA04BEE/

[img]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/437198290785651685/40F1DF642040FCD52FD990B86163231B1EA04BEE/[/img]
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#35
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every time i think i've seen the worst shitposter ever on tftv, someone comes out of the woodwork and adds another barrel to the mix

every time i think i've seen the worst shitposter ever on tftv, someone comes out of the woodwork and adds another barrel to the mix
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#36
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Mclane_TwilightVomitI freaked and shouted "ew ew ew ew ew ew", i then told her to "get the fuck out of my sight".

ur a bitch

[quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit]I freaked and shouted "ew ew ew ew ew ew", i then told her to "get the fuck out of my sight". [/quote]
ur a bitch
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#37
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u weren't ready for sex u lil baby bitch

u weren't ready for sex u lil baby bitch
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#38
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http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=935732

http://i.imgur.com/3HXpFEH.png

https://www.reddit.com/user/ImRobSchneider

http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=935732
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3HXpFEH.png[/img]
https://www.reddit.com/user/ImRobSchneider
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#39
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Pretty funny all the people here and on Reddit say he is a little bitch then all the people on hltv say to intercourse her and dump her.

aiera...

Nice finds

Pretty funny all the people here and on Reddit say he is a little bitch then all the people on hltv say to intercourse her and dump her.[quote=aiera]...[/quote]
Nice finds
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#40
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h0b5t3rPretty funny all the people here and on Reddit say he is a little bitch then all the people on hltv say to intercourse her and dump her.aiera...Nice finds

The one time tftv isn't 90% shitposts and it's on a shitpost. Ay.

[quote=h0b5t3r]Pretty funny all the people here and on Reddit say he is a little bitch then all the people on hltv say to intercourse her and dump her.[quote=aiera]...[/quote]
Nice finds[/quote]
The one time tftv isn't 90% shitposts and it's on a shitpost. Ay.
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#41
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hltv with the excellent responses such as "get her a new bowl ez" and "lol, diz! anal party without poo on ur magic stick. this is 10/10"

hltv with the excellent responses such as "get her a new bowl ez" and "lol, diz! anal party without poo on ur magic stick. this is 10/10"
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#42
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2 HARSH?

I ARENT THINK THAT

2 HARSH?

I ARENT THINK THAT
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#43
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wow, you may have really scarred her for life

I mean think about how sensitive she must be about it in the first place

wow, you may have really scarred her for life

I mean think about how sensitive she must be about it in the first place
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#44
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aierahttp://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=935732
http://i.imgur.com/3HXpFEH.png
https://www.reddit.com/user/ImRobSchneider
pascalwow, you may have really scarred her for life

I mean think about how sensitive she must be about it in the first place

quit getting baited

[quote=aiera]http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=18&threadid=935732
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3HXpFEH.png[/img]
https://www.reddit.com/user/ImRobSchneider[/quote]
[quote=pascal]wow, you may have really scarred her for life

I mean think about how sensitive she must be about it in the first place[/quote]
quit getting baited
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#45
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Has Donald Trump been teaching people how to shit post or something? I feel like the amount of shit posters has gone up in the past few months

Has Donald Trump been teaching people how to shit post or something? I feel like the amount of shit posters has gone up in the past few months
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#46
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Mclane_TwilightVomitI was in a relationship with this girl for 6 months and I had known her since primary school

how have you known her for this long and NOT known about this medical issue lol

[quote=Mclane_TwilightVomit]I was in a relationship with this girl for 6 months and I had known her since primary school[/quote]

how have you known her for this long and NOT known about this medical issue lol
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#47
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Sigh.
First off your a complete piece of shit for insulting you girl-friend like that... but I'm no shit poster so I'll give you some advice.

Second...Just talk to her I understand her colon bag it may be weird or "disgusting" but its YOUR girl-friend and thus you in a sense have to accept her for who she is and just like the rest of the people here said if you don't want any of it then just end the relationship but understand how sensitive she must feel about the whole situation she can't SHIT normally and has to do it through a bag but your approach was wrong and disgusting. I know it may be hard getting used to it but if you really dont want to give up on this relationship just talk with to get a better understand of her and PLEASE for the love of GOD in heaven dont say any shit that would make her feel any worse than you already did. Example : So how did it feel when your bowl was removed. Like fuck. or worse commit suicide.

In closing.......
1.How the hell did you never notice the bag are you that incompetent or have you never hugged her before.
2.She even had enough courage to text you after she got NAKED.
3. Oh so help me dear god if you break-up with her because of the medical condition.... your the worst kind of person if you do that.... insentive bastard kind of person.

TL;DR I want a fucking girl-friend or someone to love me but you don't hear me complaining. Much less

Sigh.
First off your a complete piece of shit for insulting you girl-friend like that... but I'm no shit poster so I'll give you some advice.

Second...Just talk to her I understand her colon bag it may be weird or "disgusting" but its [i]YOUR[/i] girl-friend and thus you in a sense have to accept her for who she is and just like the rest of the people here said if you don't want any of it then just end the relationship but understand how sensitive she must feel about the whole situation she can't [i]SHIT[/i] normally and has to do it through a bag [u]but[/u] your approach was wrong and disgusting. I know it may be hard getting used to it but if you really dont want to give up on this relationship just talk with to get a better understand of her and [u][b][i]PLEASE[/i][/b][/u] for the love of GOD in heaven dont say any shit that would make her feel any worse than you already did. Example : So how did it feel when your bowl was removed. Like fuck. or worse commit suicide.

In closing.......
1.How the hell did you never notice the bag are you that incompetent or have you never hugged her before.
2.She even had enough courage to text you after she got [i]NAKED[/i].
3. Oh so help me dear god if you break-up with her because of the medical condition.... your the worst kind of person if you do that....[i] insentive bastard kind of person.[/i]

TL;DR I want a fucking girl-friend or someone to love me but you don't hear me complaining. Much less
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