My roommate caught me cumming on his cat's head

#1

stultus

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and now it's awkward as fuck

#2

DNJ

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the_return

#3

Saber

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lick it off

#4

shrt

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And now, a modern Shakespearean tragedy

#5

-autumn

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Ladies and gentlemen, the glorious cumback of Jack "Stultus" Zhu.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/858824_10200510466986562_669777762_o.jpg

Ladies and gentlemen, the glorious cumback of Jack "Stultus" Zhu.

[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/858824_10200510466986562_669777762_o.jpg[/img]

#6

hooli

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wow what a shit thread

#7

vile

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wtf is going on

#8

RJ-

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looooooool

#9

Not_Matlock

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I am deeply disturbed by what I am reading and seeing.

#10

Hellbent

Momentum Mod

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hot.

#11

Sherb

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Is nobody else questioning why he was cumming on a cats head?
Oh wait. Stultus. Yeah never mind.

#12

hooli

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http://i.imgur.com/aWz5wzk.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/aWz5wzk.jpg[/img]

#13

thmpsn

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let him cum on your head, stultus

or play a couple water polo tournaments and forget about it all

let him cum on your head, stultus

or play a couple water polo tournaments and forget about it all

#14

Trekkie

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SherbIs nobody else questioning why he was cumming on a cats head?
Oh wait. Stultus. Yeah never mind.

dont act like youve never been there

[quote=Sherb]Is nobody else questioning why he was cumming on a cats head?
Oh wait. Stultus. Yeah never mind.[/quote]

dont act like youve never been there

#15

m4risa

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furry

#16

panzerxiii

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did it claw your penis

#17

Rick

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so thats why water polo players were those colorful hats

to hide their teammates shame

so thats why water polo players were those colorful hats

to hide their teammates shame

#18

neeno

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>right click
>Save image as...
>yeah.jpg

#19

Artem

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fuckin wot.

#20

BeeKay

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m4risafurry

Neko isnt furry

[quote=m4risa]furry[/quote]
Neko isnt furry

#21

Applesauz

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http://i.imgur.com/l2sJi.gif

[img]http://i.imgur.com/l2sJi.gif[/img]

#22

ghos7ayama

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Dude don't worry same thing happened to me just pretend it didn't happen

#23

Cathy_Ace

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Don't worry, stultus, that won't be the last pussy you'll cum on! (...or maybe it will be. Condolences.)

#24

L-block

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I didn't think this would be a stultus thread

#25

capnnofapn

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110824202225AAXOUBA

hey stultus i need some advice for a little problem on my hands right now. I forgot my lotion on this girl i like's windowsill. whats the best way to get it down without her noticing?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110824202225AAXOUBA

hey stultus i need some advice for a little problem on my hands right now. I forgot my lotion on this girl i like's windowsill. whats the best way to get it down without her noticing?

#26

Superfuzz

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capnfapnhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110824202225AAXOUBA

hey stultus i need some advice for a little problem on my hands right now. I forgot my lotion on this girl i like's windowsill. whats the best way to get it down without her noticing?

I liked this answer:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

[quote=capnfapn]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110824202225AAXOUBA

hey stultus i need some advice for a little problem on my hands right now. I forgot my lotion on this girl i like's windowsill. whats the best way to get it down without her noticing?[/quote]

I liked this answer:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

#27

wpminnows

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23xbzQlGLX4&t=1m40s

i was watching this before i saw this thread, weird coincidence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23xbzQlGLX4&t=1m40s

i was watching this before i saw this thread, weird coincidence

#28

zephyr

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I havent been on these forums in a few months, scrolling through the threads I see this and immediately say to myself "yea, nothing's changed"

i love you guys

I havent been on these forums in a few months, scrolling through the threads I see this and immediately say to myself "yea, nothing's changed"

i love you guys

#29

kosarov

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Retard Faggot