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The breaking of the fellowship
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Aelkyr
October 28, 2018

After four weeks of play, The fellowship has elected to dissolve and drop out of ETF2L Premiership Season 31. The team was the result of the merge of the bin and the bin black, who were came in 3rd and 4th place respectively last season. Carrying over their team spot from last season, the fellowship featured experienced aggressive players such as Mr.Epic and uubers, as well the core of the England roster that won the recent ETF2L Nations Cup. While historically connected to the meme team Lowpander, the fellowship were poised to be one of the playoffs contenders for this season.

However, the beginning of the season was not up to those standards, as after four weeks, the have only managed to take points from nunya — who subsequently dropped out of the league — and wer das liest ist doof, both of the teams who qualified from the Preseason Playoffs.

With a defeat last week at the hands of mid-table rivals SVIFT EU, the fellowship tumbled down the Falls of Rauros, ultimately choosing to part ways lest be overcome by a lust for power.

We managed to reach out to RaTSLaYeR, who blasted a comment to us that we found faintly familiar.

I take full blame for two people being extremely immature and somehow letting it get this far. After Season 30, I should have distanced myself away from these players so this would have been avoided, but I wanted to play with my "boy" yllen. It seemed too good to be true but I was fooled again and let yllen and ubrs cut my roster away and I did not stop it. I let the community down by allowing this and if I make a team again or join a team, it won't be with people who are this emotionally unstable and can't allow to lose or not make playoffs and create a safety net by cutting people to get better.

Regardless, we do wish the worst for every team currently staying in Prem and we hope to return next season with a roster that will be more consistent, and become our team for seasons to come. I understand I've said that in previous posts and will get "memed" on because of it, but in all honesty, I put a lot of trust in players no matter who they are (just my personality) and I don't plan on giving up on the game by any means

krafty also offered some laconic words on the team's lack of success, while also teasing up the future of the team.

We're playing shit cos we've got no fans and we're a load of wankers. Keep an eye out for fellowship Copenhagen announcement?

degu intercepted this article before it was published, and made sure to share his dish of copypasta.

past 2 months we havent had 1 map with 6 mains, yllens just trolling in game all the time, krafty has hentai game commitments, hes some sort of sick english weaboo fucker, ubrs has been creating pregnancy mods for niche games, and i just rly cba anymore.

Before Boromir’s betrayal, the fellowship was made up of:

  • Scout: Mr.Epic
  • Scout: krafty
  • Roamer: uubers
  • Pocket: yllen
  • Demoman: RaTSLaYeR
  • Medic: Degu
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D:

D:
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Faintly familiar LOL

Faintly familiar LOL
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good riddance.

good riddance.
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https://cdn140.picsart.com/268757644017211.png?r1024x1024

https://cdn140.picsart.com/268757644017211.png?r1024x1024
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That ratslayer interview

Also, why is their team description allowed?

That ratslayer interview

Also, why is their team description allowed?
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#6
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F

F
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#7
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u want sum ill give it ya

u want sum ill give it ya
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#9
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Well the comments made by the players are kinda rough.

Well the comments made by the players are kinda rough.
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rofl wtf are these player comments

rofl wtf are these player comments
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@sandblast

@sandblast
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we do wish the worst for every team currently staying in Prem

Know my pain, my hatred!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSREADlWD8Gwchxt563CODea9zyz4FnePryoAfCzD-LPnoZ81QJ

[quote] we do wish the worst for every team currently staying in Prem [/quote]
Know my pain, my hatred!
[img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSREADlWD8Gwchxt563CODea9zyz4FnePryoAfCzD-LPnoZ81QJ[/img]
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kalieaswari we do wish the worst for every team currently staying in Prem Know my pain, my hatred!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSREADlWD8Gwchxt563CODea9zyz4FnePryoAfCzD-LPnoZ81QJ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376832466427707393/505361670122504192/image0.jpg

[quote=kalieaswari][quote] we do wish the worst for every team currently staying in Prem [/quote]
Know my pain, my hatred!
[img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSREADlWD8Gwchxt563CODea9zyz4FnePryoAfCzD-LPnoZ81QJ[/img][/quote] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376832466427707393/505361670122504192/image0.jpg[/img]
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Can we have an yllen reaction post please

Can we have an yllen reaction post please
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the breaking of yllens dads condom

the breaking of yllens dads condom
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twat!!

twat!!
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Please take note and don't allow any more brit circle jerks in prem tyvm.

Please take note and don't allow any more brit circle jerks in prem tyvm.
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#18
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piss off

piss off
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truth hurts

truth hurts
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Lupus let's make a prem team

Lupus let's make a prem team
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#21
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Only if we fold halfway in, make it look like we never even tried (even though we probably did try very hard) and pretend like we are big boy edgelords Aubriac.

Only if we fold halfway in, make it look like we never even tried (even though we probably did try very hard) and pretend like we are big boy edgelords Aubriac.
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LupusOnly if we fold halfway in, make it look like we never even tried (even though we probably did try very hard) and pretend like we are big boy edgelords Aubriac.

im sure you can make it into prem after 20 seasons of trying

[quote=Lupus]Only if we fold halfway in, make it look like we never even tried (even though we probably did try very hard) and pretend like we are big boy edgelords Aubriac.[/quote]
im sure you can make it into prem after 20 seasons of trying
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LupusOnly if we fold halfway in, make it look like we never even tried (even though we probably did try very hard) and pretend like we are big boy edgelords Aubriac.

None of that, I just suggest we make a prem team

Jynxiiim sure you can make it into prem after 20 seasons of trying

not sure if "trying" is the right word for this

[quote=Lupus]Only if we fold halfway in, make it look like we never even tried (even though we probably did try very hard) and pretend like we are big boy edgelords Aubriac.[/quote]

None of that, I just suggest we make a prem team

[quote=Jynxii]im sure you can make it into prem after 20 seasons of trying[/quote]

not sure if "trying" is the right word for this
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https://cdn.frankerfacez.com/emoticon/130075/4

[img]https://cdn.frankerfacez.com/emoticon/130075/4[/img]
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these upvotes and downvotes *sniff sniff* .... they smell like a circlejerk

these upvotes and downvotes *sniff sniff* .... they smell like a circlejerk
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https://youtu.be/IVXJmfd3cmg

https://youtu.be/IVXJmfd3cmg
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No worries Lupus once we have our team, we have a circlejerk and we'll upvote the shit out of you

No worries Lupus once we have our team, we have a circlejerk and we'll upvote the shit out of you
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I don't want dudes jerking me off WTF Aubriac.

Show Content
(add me on steam to discuss prem team)
I don't want dudes jerking me off WTF Aubriac.

[spoiler](add me on steam to discuss prem team)[/spoiler]
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Doomsdayexehttps://youtu.be/IVXJmfd3cmg

related:
https://imgur.com/a/uwszuA8

[quote=Doomsdayexe]https://youtu.be/IVXJmfd3cmg[/quote]
related:
https://imgur.com/a/uwszuA8
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#30
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1/4 of the top 2 European divs are dead... JUST

1/4 of the top 2 European divs are dead... JUST
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