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Missing Directs? This info could save your life!
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Directile Dysfunction
Directile dysfunction is the inability to hit directs and airshots, along with deliberately waiting for airborne players to land before firing in some patients. Having trouble hitting directs from time to time isn't necessarily a cause for concern. If erectile dysfunction is an ongoing issue, however, it can cause stress, affect your self-confidence, contribute to relationship problems, and you will lose a lot at video games. Problems getting or keeping a high level of accuracy can also be a sign of an underlying health condition that needs treatment and is a risk factor for tilting.

If you're concerned about directile dysfunction, talk to your medic — even if you're embarrassed. Sometimes, treating an underlying condition is enough to reverse directile dysfunction. In other cases, a new sensitivity or a new HUD might be needed.

Symptoms

Directile dysfunction symptoms might include persistent:

  • Low damage per minute
  • Getting fatkidded
  • Reduced sexual desire

When to see a medic

Your team's medic is a good place to start when you have directile problems. See your medic if:

  • You have concerns about your directs or you're experiencing other DM problems such as premature or delayed rockets.
  • You are depressed and want to confess your deepest feelings to your truest love, have pocket soldier syndrome, or another known health condition that might be linked to directile dysfunction

Treatment:

Fortunately, most cases of directile dysfunction are easily treated within a few weeks of consistently playing DM and MGE on the floor. However, some cases of DD are caused by an imbalanced pelvic floor, which may only be getting tighter due to stress caused by missed shots.

The first step to re-balancing your pelvic floor is to determine whether it is too tight, too weak, or both. If you simply have trouble getting an erection, you most likely have a weak pelvic floor. If you ejaculate prematurely, you probably have a tight pelvic floor. A common sign of a tight pelvic floor is involuntary contractions while erect.

If you believe your pelvic floor is too weak, practice contracting your kegels (pretend you are holding in your pee) for the duration of your respawn and doing quick, light contractions during loading times.

In the case of a tight pelvic floor, simply apply reverse kegels (pretend you're trying to pee harder) to the routine above. regardless of the current status of your pelvic floor, good circulation and strong, well balanced glutes and thighs are critical aspects of your erection, so make sure to do squats, lunges, and similar exercises and stretches throughout the week.

[b]Directile Dysfunction[/b]
Directile dysfunction is the inability to hit directs and airshots, along with deliberately waiting for airborne players to land before firing in some patients. Having trouble hitting directs from time to time isn't necessarily a cause for concern. If erectile dysfunction is an ongoing issue, however, it can cause stress, affect your self-confidence, contribute to relationship problems, and you will lose a lot at video games. Problems getting or keeping a high level of accuracy can also be a sign of an underlying health condition that needs treatment and is a risk factor for tilting.

If you're concerned about directile dysfunction, talk to your medic — even if you're embarrassed. Sometimes, treating an underlying condition is enough to reverse directile dysfunction. In other cases, a new sensitivity or a new HUD might be needed.

[b]Symptoms[/b]

Directile dysfunction symptoms might include persistent:
[list]
[*] Low damage per minute
[*] Getting fatkidded
[*] Reduced sexual desire
[/list]

[b]When to see a medic[/b]

Your team's medic is a good place to start when you have directile problems. See your medic if:
[list]
[*] You have concerns about your directs or you're experiencing other DM problems such as premature or delayed rockets.
[*] You are depressed and want to confess your deepest feelings to your truest love, have pocket soldier syndrome, or another known health condition that might be linked to directile dysfunction
[/list]


[b]Treatment:[/b]

Fortunately, most cases of directile dysfunction are easily treated within a few weeks of consistently playing DM and MGE on the floor. However, some cases of DD are caused by an imbalanced pelvic floor, which may only be getting tighter due to stress caused by missed shots.

The first step to re-balancing your pelvic floor is to determine whether it is too tight, too weak, or both. If you simply have trouble getting an erection, you most likely have a weak pelvic floor. If you ejaculate prematurely, you probably have a tight pelvic floor. A common sign of a tight pelvic floor is involuntary contractions while erect.

If you believe your pelvic floor is too weak, practice contracting your kegels (pretend you are holding in your pee) for the duration of your respawn and doing quick, light contractions during loading times.

In the case of a tight pelvic floor, simply apply reverse kegels (pretend you're trying to pee harder) to the routine above. regardless of the current status of your pelvic floor, good circulation and strong, well balanced glutes and thighs are critical aspects of your erection, so make sure to do squats, lunges, and similar exercises and stretches throughout the week.
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u rly lost it at the end there

u rly lost it at the end there
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god bless your soul capnfapn

god bless your soul capnfapn
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bearodactylgod bless your soul capnfapn

its capnnofapn now buddy

[quote=bearodactyl]god bless your soul capnfapn[/quote]

its capnnofapn now buddy
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thank god now i can cure my directile dysfunction

thank god now i can cure my directile dysfunction
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Hello, I suffer from this, and I've tried everything, even talking with Medic hasn't helped: he startes at me with emotionless eyes, pointing his needle gun at me, and after short time runs at Heavies who he actually helps. It's very sad how my region's medics are discriminating towards people like me because of very heavy propaganda :(

Any information of good medics who have no biased viewpoints?

Hello, I suffer from this, and I've tried everything, even talking with Medic hasn't helped: he startes at me with emotionless eyes, pointing his needle gun at me, and after short time runs at Heavies who he actually helps. It's very sad how my region's medics are discriminating towards people like me because of very heavy propaganda :(

Any information of good medics who have no biased viewpoints?
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i love you myles

i love you myles
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You miss 100% of the air shots you don't take.

[url=http://emilysquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/You-miss-100-of-the-shots-you-dont-take..jpg]You miss 100% of the air shots you don't take.[/url]
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say thank mr capnnofapn and good pelvic floor will come to you

say thank mr capnnofapn and good pelvic floor will come to you
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thank mr capnnofapn

thank mr capnnofapn
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#11
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thank mr capnnofapn

thank mr capnnofapn
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Myles this might be your best work yet

Myles this might be your best work yet
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