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ETF2L S28 W4: Lowpander vs. Da Choke Bustaz
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DATE
Thursday, Oct 12th
TIME
3:15 PM EDT
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This week has a special treat for you guys, as the two opposite sides of the tables are facing each other.
Sitting at the bottom of the league are Da Choke Bustaz, the only team still with 0 points. After a decent showing against Svift, where Papi and his teammates barely managed to get a golden cap going, Week 2 went a lot rougher on DCB, with a heavy loss against Lego. Now, what could arguably be seen as the hardest start of a season a team could have, keeps on going. You guessed it, Lowpander is the next obstacle standing in the way of the formerly known as "Nunya" trigger-happy squad.

Speaking of Lowpander, their somewhat perfect run ended last week. Facing Lego, the team led by uubers, achieved an unexpected comeback on Gullywash, and crumbled even more unexpectedly on Product, throwing away a two-round lead to eventually lose the map. This misstep could potentially be a warning for Lowpander, and one can be assured that the current first team in the tables doesn't plan to lose any more point on the way to playoffs.

Considering that Da Choke Bustaz didn't have a week 3 game to prepare, following the drop of Antic, did they put this extra practice time to good use, or will the brute force and witty minds of Lowpander be enough to secure them a win ?

Join row, Ombrack and gemm on twitch to find out!

Written by Ombrack
MAP 1
koth_product_rc8
MAP 2
cp_snakewater_final1
Lowpander :-3 > Da Choke Bustaz 3 - 0
0:18:03
Players CL DPM DMG K A D HR% HR CPC MP UC UCD
MUUQ.Menty 0 0 0 7 3 0 0 11 1
MUUQ.Hildreth 296.6 5354 10 5 9 29% 5522 5 0
MUUQ.Muuki 361.1 6517 16 7 23 7% 1395 1 4
MUUQ.uubers 207 3737 14 10 6 22% 4252 7 1
MUUQ.Funs 303 5470 22 5 10 27% 5096 9 3
MUUQ.Mr. Epic 337.6 6093 13 5 7 15% 2919 2 2
Players CL DPM DMG K A D HR% HR CPC MP UC UCD
degu 0 0 0 5 10 0 0 9 0
RaTSLaYeR 337.6 6093 10 2 17 31% 5067 4 2
Chris__ 334 6028 14 1 15 11% 1718 1 1
papi 228.1 4117 10 2 14 13% 2043 4 0
Hems 204.1 3684 11 7 12 22% 3529 7 0
KRAFTYDAVE 243 4387 13 11 7 24% 3942 8 0
Lowpander :-3 > Da Choke Bustaz 3 - 0
0:29:29
Players CL DPM DMG K A D HR% HR CPC MP UC UCD
MUUQ.Menty 2.8 82 0 13 8 5 0 10 1
MUUQ.Hildreth 140.7 4149 10 4 7 26% 7668 6 0
MUUQ.Muuki 199.4 5879 16 3 24 11% 3370 3 2
MUUQ.uubers 247.2 7287 14 5 14 27% 8004 5 2
MUUQ.Funs 200.3 5906 20 10 13 19% 5793 12 1
MUUQ.Mr. Epic 280.7 8276 21 5 9 17% 4990 6 0
Players CL DPM DMG K A D HR% HR CPC MP UC UCD
degu 7.1 208 1 10 6 5 0 12 1
RaTSLaYeR 246.1 7256 17 3 14 23% 6468 1 1
Chris__ 256.3 7557 17 6 22 9% 2531 1 6
papi 222.8 6570 10 2 17 25% 7051 3 1
Hems 172.7 5092 16 6 10 20% 5623 8 0
KRAFTYDAVE 178.4 5261 14 11 12 22% 6112 3 0
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#1
41 Frags +

A seven-year old boy challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Da Choke Bustas, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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to be fair, they have had a very hard start to this season
A seven-year old boy challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Da Choke Bustas, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[spoiler]to be fair, they have had a very hard start to this season[/spoiler]
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#2
16 Frags +

explain turbo tabs ?

explain turbo tabs ?
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#3
22 Frags +

No hate behind it. I found this copy pasta and i wanted to use it, so much so i ignored some of your upsets from the essentials cup. I just checked etf2l and noticed you haven't beat anyone yet. Easy Target for shitty pasta acquired. Although i noticed it was because you had played SVIFT, LEGO in your first weeks so wrote in a spoiler why i was being unfair.

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haHAA
No hate behind it. I found this copy pasta and i wanted to use it, so much so i ignored some of your upsets from the essentials cup. I just checked etf2l and noticed you haven't beat anyone yet. Easy Target for shitty pasta acquired. Although i noticed it was because you had played SVIFT, LEGO in your first weeks so wrote in a spoiler why i was being unfair.

[spoiler]haHAA[/spoiler]
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#4
18 Frags +

that's so fucking savage wtf

that's so fucking savage wtf
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#5
7 Frags +

eh

eh
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#6
4 Frags +

BANGER MATCH

BANGER MATCH
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#7
3 Frags +

this is gonna be fat

this is gonna be fat
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#8
7 Frags +

Mentelex will be playing instead of me, since I do not have Internet (sad)

Mentelex will be playing instead of me, since I do not have Internet (sad)
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#9
20 Frags +
martenMentelex will be playing instead of me, since I do not have Internet (sad)

weeb limit exceeded

[quote=marten]Mentelex will be playing instead of me, since I do not have Internet (sad)[/quote]

weeb limit exceeded
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#10
14 Frags +

u hurt da choke bustaz' feelings...

u hurt da choke bustaz' feelings...
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#11
7 Frags +

TurboTabs with the big brain meme

TurboTabs with the big brain meme
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#12
1 Frags +

go KraftableDavid

go KraftableDavid
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#13
6 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267006256097525760/368385175559733248/960422c05843b0803bd797039015be3b.png

lowerpaNDa DED (yes no troll)

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267006256097525760/368385175559733248/960422c05843b0803bd797039015be3b.png[/img]
lowerpaNDa DED (yes no troll)
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