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Active Shooter (?) Outside My Apartment, AMA
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Was just woken up to the sound of 7 gunshots (probably less than half a block away) and people yelling outside. Then there were a shitton of police sirens and some megaphones telling people to stay off the streets. Couldn't really hear what they were saying so I could be wrong but there were definitely gunshots. Haven't found anything on the news about it but there was a shooting in this neighborhood earlier in the month so idk.

Not really sure what people would want to ask about but I had a few people encourage me to do an AMA and there's not a whole lot else to do while chilling in my bathtub. An AMA is admittedly a bizarre thing to do but my apartment's empty right now and I would like to talk to people.

Was just woken up to the sound of 7 gunshots (probably less than half a block away) and people yelling outside. Then there were a shitton of police sirens and some megaphones telling people to stay off the streets. Couldn't really hear what they were saying so I could be wrong but there were definitely gunshots. Haven't found anything on the news about it but there was a shooting in this neighborhood earlier in the month so idk.

Not really sure what people would want to ask about but I had a few people encourage me to do an AMA and there's not a whole lot else to do while chilling in my bathtub. An AMA is admittedly a bizarre thing to do but my apartment's empty right now and I would like to talk to people.
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what city is this?

what city is this?
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DC.
Finally found some people talking about it on twitter so I know I'm not going crazy. Shooter possibly contained, one person down according to twitter. I guess they chased him into the alley behind my apartment. Which is fucking crazy because I have a window overlooking the alley.

DC.
Finally found some people talking about it on twitter so I know I'm not going crazy. Shooter possibly contained, one person down according to twitter. I guess they chased him into the alley behind my apartment. Which is fucking crazy because I have a window overlooking the alley.
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PankeymanI always used to fantasize about terrorists invading my school and that it'd be up to me to save the day and kill them all. I'd use my kung-fu and CQC that I learned from watching anime and playing video-games to disarm one of them and steal his AK47. Then I'd put my TF2 skills to good use and headshot kill all the other terrorists 1 by 1 (just like Splinter Cell and Hitman). Next, I'd break into the auditorium room where all my best friends and my favorite teacher was being held captive and I'd bust them out and capture the terrorist leader alive. Then after I saved the day I'd win the key to the city, a lifetime gift card to Popeyes fried chicken, free sex with all the pretty girls, nobody would bully me for being a nerd, as well as being able to play my favorite anime songs on the school radio.

If terrorists ever attacked my school I'd be set for life, basically.

That's clever! You're clever

[quote=Pankeyman]I always used to fantasize about terrorists invading my school and that it'd be up to me to save the day and kill them all. I'd use my kung-fu and CQC that I learned from watching anime and playing video-games to disarm one of them and steal his AK47. Then I'd put my TF2 skills to good use and headshot kill all the other terrorists 1 by 1 (just like Splinter Cell and Hitman). Next, I'd break into the auditorium room where all my best friends and my favorite teacher was being held captive and I'd bust them out and capture the terrorist leader alive. Then after I saved the day I'd win the key to the city, a lifetime gift card to Popeyes fried chicken, free sex with all the pretty girls, nobody would bully me for being a nerd, as well as being able to play my favorite anime songs on the school radio.

If terrorists ever attacked my school I'd be set for life, basically.[/quote]

That's clever! You're clever
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Pankeyman-snip snip-

What's your favourite anime song that you'd play on the radio, Pankey?

[quote=Pankeyman]-snip snip-[/quote]

What's your favourite anime song that you'd play on the radio, Pankey?
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Do you have the stories still? I'd love to read them!

Do you have the stories still? I'd love to read them!
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Where in dc?

Where in dc?
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sildeezyWhere in dc?

Columbia Heights. I used to live in SW until I moved because it was sketch and I didn't feel comfortable having my gf move in with me there. It's usually pretty fine up here but every once in a while it gets messy.

[quote=sildeezy]Where in dc?[/quote]
Columbia Heights. I used to live in SW until I moved because it was sketch and I didn't feel comfortable having my gf move in with me there. It's usually pretty fine up here but every once in a while it gets messy.
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MaplesildeezyWhere in dc?Columbia Heights

Thats your problem. Also what's good fellow Washingtonian?

[quote=Maple][quote=sildeezy]Where in dc?[/quote]
Columbia Heights[/quote]

Thats your problem. Also what's good fellow Washingtonian?
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