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yo does anyone know if we're getting in-game medals this lan?

bLANc shoutouts:
tery_ for being a great team leader, capturing all the quotes and making me run a mile to get alcohol not a minute after I got to our airbnb after a 12 hour travel day

brian for getting the bread, being a champ and driving 8 hours after his flight got cancelled to get to lan, drinking his sludge coffee, driving me and hedge to the airport and making the brian juice (even though I didn’t have any)

crasian for making the blanc house plaque, hitting airshots and having the biggest pop off at lan besides makka because of a krunker.io prefire

muse_ for being a sick roommate, a sick scout partner, and a super chill dude

hedge for giving us so many quotes, and getting the most insane blind det ever

you guys were so fun to play/hang with and made me feel super welcome right away <3

blanc
blanc dollar

everyone else (if I forget anyone I’m sorry):
azion and chaseduck for checking me in

frickmynick for being the nicest boy I ever did meet even though we only talked for a little bit

makka for being the most hype dude at lan, somehow overpowering the esports chanters. watching your matches reminded me of old lan videos

bark for remembering that we played hl together and for helping me quit (I’m forever grateful)

lucrative and okie for being excited to meet me and being exactly like I expected

dippidy and plaidinum for being chill af and sleeping over at the blanc house. I loved talking about old school tf2 with you guys on the balcony

tambo for ordering 4 coffees, drinking a ton of water, losing his glass, saying “you’re the fucking best, man” to his waitress after coffee #2, and being so fun to be around

tatuwah for trying to ration tambo’s water, filling in the gaps of the travel story and trying to figure out who tambo was talking about for like 20 minutes (ictus)

bear for teaching us how to play secret hitler and then immediately finessing us to win, providing some lore like the 9 syllable yooo, everytime I think of “mr magoo is my father, please call me cronjington” I crack up

habib for signing his name backwards on my mousepad

sandblast for starting lan pugs as soon as there were 12 people will computers set up, commentating my harvest pub and almost writing “sandblest” on my mousepad

boxcar for taking a picture for penny who couldn’t make it to lan

nighthawk and trobort for watching grandfinals with us and being awesome

saam for making a decision on where to eat lunch, ordering the big fries for us and resisting the urge to fight brian

pizza_fart, jenkins, cukei and hedge for hanging out for a couple hours at the airport and trying to get chick fil a with me only to realize it’s closed on sundays (fml)

cukei for chilling with me and getting a&w at the toronto airport

everyone who signed my mousepad

the fragile and all the staff who put on an insane event! thanks for making my first lan a great one, you guys rock :D

Dunkmasters. Makkabeus was the dude popping off

https://clips.twitch.tv/OilyJoyousStorkFutureMan

green gang

the music syncs with it perfectly lmaoo

i didn't know these existed. god bless u sir

21 :]

gg scratch team

wbacon save us

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaEhyKrOpBW1VT_UlbQxGy8YMlk-tVwDX

who's gonna tell him

have a good borth day

wait till you die