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dont think that logs.tf records anything that even indicates when a bomb happens

hey man that's not him. he only has 3 monitors.

reminder pornhub premium is free for today

man how the fuck did you get to 48 seconds on this 20fps browser game

admins killed mars rover

who is next

gla1ve is pretty well known for getting a fuck ton of kills through smoke and using a bind that lets him zoom in on the radar so that when the radar shows the red dot of an enemy as soon as a smoke starts to fade he knows exactly where they are and can easily get the kill

edit: i was too slow by 23 seconds

cant wait to play some valve matchmaking

redcoatzygote is a genius name

never going to happen sorry

this is a good thread

Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical giant once deemed dead off the coast of Italy now rises to life, regenerated, from Lappish soil.

The time is due. Around the world, the word spreads. In Sweden, the best of the best cower in fear and lock themselves in the nearest IKEA retail store. The Brazilians run into the safety of the jungle, the Danes play dead in Legoland and the Slavs sprint crying to babushka’s warm embrace. Enceladus’s augurs are unleashed upon the scene.

Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus.

Aleksi “aleksib” Virolainen leaves the fabled squad of HAVU to lead what we can finally describe as a Finnish superteam. Under his leadership shall the northern guns spit death and destruction upon foes who wail in their weakness.

Jani “aerial” Jussila joins after the biggest transfer of the Finnish e-sport scene from his former team SuperJymy. No longer will he be the only stand-out player of his team, but instead, a vital ingredient of a chaotic cocktail made up of Finland’s finest.

Jere “sergej” Salo thwarts all rumors of desperate Internet trolls trying to tell they know his parents who told him to stop playing. Oh, the humanity! Backed up by the forces at home, bursting from motivation like a wolf thirsting for blood, he returns to ravage everything in his path. Where skill rises to speak, experience sits silent and disciplined.

Sami “xseveN” Laasanen fills the ranks from iGame, for what would the team be if they wouldn’t buy the best player from every other Finnish team? Vigilantly standing, supporting his teammates be the cause what it pleases to be, he will be the shield and sword his comrades need to achieve the ultimate. The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil.

ENCE is coming. EZ4ENCE

thanks tried really hard

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ur an autist

3-0
NRG
fnatic

3-1
NiP
Vitality*
ENCE

3-2
Cloud9
TYLOO
Renegades

2-3
G2
Spirit
Winstrike

1-3
AVANGAR
Vega
FURIA

0-3
Grayhound
ViCi

*on the condition that zywoo isnt the only player that shows up at the major