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please call them the Junior Varsity (or Freshman) Squad

Keywork eSports Varsity Squad

owl-
http://steamcommunity.com/id/o_w_l
http://play.esea.net/users/543381

cloudmaker
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cloudmaker
http://play.esea.net/users/534556

go freestate :)

who?

youre shit

also freestate was on sniper not scout

just play morrowind it's the best game ever made

everyone who is shit hates me because i pwn too hard

reported

every day i'm astounded when people take joke posts seriously and post heartfelt and touching responses

probably the new team that hiko and ska will make with poaches from other NA teams

at least air has the excuse of just waking up tho

its a good thing too because right after you wake up you sound like you have brain damage @_____@

Oh I forgot to mention that night owls are the one team that can't be in that number 10 spot, they have too much dead weight to drag around

open top 10 in case anyone cares

1. Seendio - pretty much a mid-IM team, dudes live and die on their scout combo doing massive cleanup on everything. Shocka kinda feeds on roamer but it doesnt matter because antwan and asianriceguy can just meatshot every flank they see. smile is kind of good too in case you didnt know

2. No Need for Names - so basically if tic tries they're probably gonna win open. Even if he doesnt they'll be a top 3 team just on his latent ability to hit every direct. Despite being a bunch of weirdos and shitlords this team has talent outside of tic and i dont really consider him to be a complete hard carry. obviously he's the best player on their team but leaky is good @ scout and hassassin is a good demo as well. blacky never particularly impressed me on medic but he's been around for ages so w/e

3. Guado Glories - bill is a heal vacuum, but he's the good kind of heal vacuum who does a shitton of work for his team. i remember linkuser being a god a while ago but he seems to have been relegated to cap point bitch for his team so his stats are pretty mediocre. If this team manages to not have a collective mental breakdown and they make it through playoffs intact they've got a good core for next season in IM.

4. bwatbwatbwat - n00bies is a super good demo with the fastest rollouts and rage is one of the best couple of roamers in open this season. Salmonbun has been a pretty pleasant surprise, i think i see names like his and immediately assume that they're shit and will always be shit, but he's definitely been pretty decent. losing bwat to school or w/e it is he left for is kind of a shame but i think his namesake will be just fine

5. Muffin Men - Trip and kanon are the two rly good players on this team, but blues and muffinz definitely do a good job of cleaning up. I've never really been impressed by safrix when i've played against him but he does his job for this team so thats a good thing. They have the DM to be higher on this list but losing to Guado knocks them down for now.

6. Virgin Police - The less washed up of the two teams i'm about to list, virgin police have rolled 3 easy matchups and gotten beat soundly by nNn. in the latter game ninjitsu looked like he was playing on a touchpad or something but maybe it was just a bad day or he was having connection issues or the server sucks or whatever john is in vogue right now. Straight up experience will carry these guys to playoffs but they wont even sniff the former success they had moving forward unless they grind all the rust off.

7. SS Fan Club - Looking at this team there are obviously some names that you'll recognize but the class switches and general apathy (?) have contributed to some less than stellar play so far. They've only played one real match which was a pretty solid win over a less than solid opponent, but what surprises me is how weak the dm on this team is overall. I expected to see them just try to DM everything in their path like most offclassing teams do, but these guys don't seem to be taking that approach.

8. SYOPS TF2 - This team is better than 8th but i didnt see them on the open standings till now and i dont want to change the numberings i've got down already so i'm just putting them here. CHEERISS is a very solid medic who occasionally makes the most head-scratchingly dumb plays i've ever seen. This team is bolstered hard by their flank, which includes dflame and blueberryvillain, who both have a shitload of experience. kyle mortowski is a surprisingly strong pocket given his lack of experience, too. awesometacular is ok for an open demo and won't hold them back this season.

9. morin than meets the eye - the weird thing about this team is how balanced they are in terms of production from all their combat classes. While most teams I've talked about have a couple of standouts and some weaker players, everyone on this team is at least decent at their class. That balance makes for a tough gameplan against these guys, as there arent as many holes to exploit. That said, on an individual level, this team is a bit weaker than the other top 10 teams, and as team cohesion increases later in the season, I expect these guys to fall off some. Still a playoff team in my eyes, but not with a stellar record.

10. your team - There are a bunch of teams who could fit in this slot so rather than talk about a team that I probably havent scrimmed against or watched and risk offending like 5 other team leaders who deeply believe that they should be on the list i'm just gonna let you pretend that this spot is yours and i'm saying some stuff about your team that's simultaneously vaguely complimentary and insulting.