hobophobiccityplannerSorry I don't speak pedophile. Can someone translate?
I had spent a month trying to decipher this "pedophile" language. Here is what I have:
Some people play Team Fortress 2 to have fun. We at the Cheeto Crew™ are professional child predators and we always say things that are racist or otherwise not nice to say.
The "CP" situation that involves us is justified. We like to play the game sometimes (when we are not being child predators), however because of our (justified) RGL ban it makes us look bad - which is good because we have done plenty of horrible things - we are unable to play as much as we would like to.
However, obviously the Cheeto Crew™ (whom are groomers) are not as bad as neets who no life the game. We do not no-life TF2 (because we are too busy grooming children) so therefore we are way better than these stupid NEETS!!!!!!!!!!
If you would like to apply, you must groom 50 children minimum. Signed by John the brick, -Jessemeatus97 -GamingDemon TonyShart#GameBanana. -CVk -Beats(givesunusualsForfree) Jacob Dicker.