vipercalling the shed on snakewater mid the "retard shack"
when i want to sac - "i've got a theory"
when i splash a scout - "he's weak"
when i direct a scout - "he's molested, shoot him"
when i just want a buff - "i have crit heals, sike"
when it's garbage time during a scrim - "i dedicate this bomb to papa"
i also have a tendency to make terrible analogies such as "crispy is like a mattress sale, he comes and goes often but everyone is excited when he's around"
Extra viper quirks: warning toxic.