Our team is officially going under because everyone on the team is just too fucking important to play. Their lives are so fucking amazing that they can spend 2 hours 3 days a week playing this game.
DonDorito is a fucking bitch that pretends to work but really doesn't...
Manacute has a full time job, a sex life, a girlfriend, and still seems to show up for practice. But gets really angry when anyone says anything that he doesn't like and stops playing.
Kenai’s life is just too important to play this game, he would rather drink a gallon of Maple Syrup live in an igloo and fuck a pair of ice skates and beat off to a Red Wings hockey shirt.
Hubidashubida pretends like he's getting new internet and ends up not getting it. He always has a ping of like 123414 ms when it comes down to the match time. "my bitchass mom downloads when im trying to play"
Seek likes to do Oxycontin too... he sucks balls at the game but still is ALWAYS ON TIME, EVERY DAY... HE HAS A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, FRIENDS OVER EVERYDAY, HAS A LIFE OUTSIDE OF SOURCE, WORKS 10 HOUR DAYS, AND STILL SEEMS TO MAKE IT TO THIS INCREDIBLY HARD FUCKIN' SCHEDULE.... 2 HOURS A DAY---3 DAYS A WEEK..
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HALF THE PEOPLE ON THIS TEAM ARE GUNNA' AMOUNT TO WHEN THEY CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN' HOLD UP TO THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF A GAME.
You are all weak, thanks for wasting everyone's time and money.. Congratulations on being the biggest pricks of the year.