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#93 GXL LAN Thoughts in TF2 General Discussion

Shoutout to:
-Saam, for finding me a ride to lan, for letting me room with him, for having a hilarious first high, for pounding on scout on my team
-Spades Slick, for driving me to lan, for providing illegal substances for the squad, for feeding on my team
-Tim Slick(Spades' dad), for actually being the one driving me to lan, for hating gays
-Crasian, for showing me, saam and Spades around on Thursday, for chilling in our room on Saturday night, for bringing us someplace to get lunch inbetween our matches on Saturday, for pounding as pocket on a craptop
-ex, for showing up and being the most fuckable one at the lan, for providing more illegal substances for the squad, for being the legal adult in our room, for having hilarious highs, for pounding on demo
-juicy, for being a homie, for being black, for not paying me back
-Blues, for being chill as fuck, for getting drunk as fuck his first night there and scaring me into thinking he'd do some stupid shit, for not raping me the night he was really drunk when we slept in the same bed, for providing alcohol for the squad, for yell-whispering at me on Friday night when I brought some dudes back to the room at like 2AM and he was drunk as fuck and trying to sleep
-tojo, for being a retard, for being high most of our matches
-capnfapn, for giving me my first hug at lan :^), for being a gorgeous gamer, for baiting me into waiting outside his hotel room for an hour with like ten other people after inviting me to chill with him, just for him and pie hero to be passed out from being high as fuck, for coming to dinner with us on Friday night
-pie hero, for lending me his 200 ft ethernet cable when my 20 ft one wasnt long enough, for making me an avatar that I havent seen yet, for coming to dinner with us on Friday night
-Kevinispwn, for probably not eating at all throughout the entire lan, for coming to dinner with us on Friday when he probably needed to stay and do stream stuff, for giving me his number when I couldnt figure out myles' room number and him saying he'd try to text pie hero and find out
-wrech, for being the biggest retard in the group even though he was the oldest, for coming to dinner on Friday and Saturday night
-bear, for being a large memer, for chilling with us throughout the event
-clorg, for being cool as fuck despite me not knowing him, for chilling with us throughout the event, for hitting a deer on the way to lan and hitting the curb on the way out of the restaurant on Saturday night
-leaky spadez bunnymonster, for being stoner retards the whole lan, for coming out to dinner with us on Friday and Saturday night
-owl, for taking a picture with me, for being large and in charge
-freestate, for taking a picture with me (oops I accidently put my arm around you)
-goldfish, for being chill as fuck all lan, for making sure I didnt leave on Sunday without saying bye lol
-cole, for giving me a hug on Sunday even though I didnt really know who he was
-hooli, for mastering the triple chair which allowed for him to beat us in our match, for driving my boy Blues to lan
-alec, for telling me to meet him in front of the Hampton Friday morning and then totally ditching me to drop his shit in a room
-showstopper, for being a fucking retard
-lucrative, for not killing me at lan
-truktruk, for saying he knew where another bathroom in the venue was since the main one was filthy as fuck, but then not being able to find it
-CJ, for finally telling me what room pie hero was in after I waited for a good hour
-indust, for talking with me, saam, Spades, and crasian on the first night
-jackster, for being cool but not coming to hang out in our room
-mojoe and his gay friend, for chilling in our room on Friday
-DC, for being cool and chilling in our room on Friday, for eating a Lunchables for dinner rofl
-the dudes on Blue Elephant who went (sorry I dont remember which of you guys were there), for sitting across from me and having to see my massive tower all lan, for lending out stuff to people who forgot shit, for thinking I was in invite
-Snook, for surprising me by being at lan and talking to me for a bit
-djmafia, for also surprising me by being at lan and talking to me for a bit
-yosh, for being a sniper main and a nerd memer :>
-muma, for making a surprise visit and showing up to lan
-TheFragile, for hosting this awesome event, for having a bottle opener for me to use :D
-production crew, for working your hearts out, im pretty sure you guys got no sleep all lan, or at least thats what kevin made it sound like
sorry if i forgot someone

posted about 8 years ago
#6 Team Fortress 2 Update Released Oct 19 2015 in News

RIP ESEA MATCHES LMAO!!

posted about 8 years ago
#44 GXL LAN Thoughts in TF2 General Discussion
Juicyshout out to crasian for letting me use his charger and spotting me for moe's
shout out to blues for being the homie
shout out to ex for driving my ass

and uh a shout out to the winner of the melee tournament cause i wanted that trophy ;~;

damn i went out to wawa's at 2am to get you some sour patch kids and some juice just for you to fall asleep AND you didnt pay me for it and i get no thanks. FeelsBadMan

posted about 8 years ago
#14 GXL LAN Thoughts in TF2 General Discussion

yeah the party next door made it so i couldnt hear half my teammates after the groupstage matches, but besides that the weekend was a lot of fun and it was cool hanging out with everyone. most everyone was as cool irl as they are ingame
also met some people who i didnt really ever talk to (like clorg and wrech) and they were cool too
edit: goldfish was a HOMIE

posted about 8 years ago
#10 jeff lft soldier/scout in Recruitment (looking for team)

this guy is mr. pound

posted about 8 years ago
#13 cookiejake's real name is connor in The Dumpster

crasian took my computer hes taking over my tftv account :(

posted about 8 years ago
#11 cookiejake's real name is connor in The Dumpster

Chad

posted about 8 years ago
#9 cookiejake's real name is connor in The Dumpster

55

Suck my shit mason

posted about 8 years ago
#4 cookiejake's real name is connor in The Dumpster

https://yt3.ggpht.com/-t79t88BTX0o/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/mJuBWx4ScgQ/s900-c-k-no/photo.jpg

posted about 8 years ago
#358 ESEA-O S20 Happenings/Predictions in TF2 General Discussion
tatuwahalso you can take very few heals and still do very well

ie slemnish

posted about 8 years ago
#16 biga lft in Recruitment (looking for team)

http://puu.sh/kDBd1/b248271b9c.jpg

posted about 8 years ago
#476 ESEA-I S20 Happenings/Predictions in TF2 General Discussion
CondescendingCandlestickGG^goldfish: cookiejake should be joining the roster soon

http://forsenlol.com/uploads/userpics/853/pG2KZXOJK6X2R.jpg

posted about 8 years ago
#1 Gorillion Dollars LFP? in Recruitment (looking for players)

After the creation of rekuso's LFT, it got me thinking, why would I keep mustardoverlord as my pocket when there's so much other soldier talent searching out there? I find myself often wishing I had a soldier playing with me. Mustard plays a very heal-light style that leaves me without any protection during most of our matches. While ex is supposed to play with me, he is often too busy fragging to worry about my well-being. But as a team of a mute weaboo, a constantly baked man, and three retards, we can't make the decision ourselves, so we need your help tftv!
http://strawpoll.me/5664819

posted about 8 years ago
#9 rekuso lft in Recruitment (looking for team)

hey we'll cut mustardoverlord if ur willing to pocket since u like the beam so much

posted about 8 years ago
#4 rekuso lft in Recruitment (looking for team)

rekuso is a many abusive tf2pug.ME administrator and he banned my friend for playing sniper to mid and i think he deserves to be banend !!!!!
he is not good at roam either he take all the heal beam and do bad bombing pls do not give team to him!

posted about 8 years ago
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