after reading dishsoap quintessentially argue with himself for nearly a whole page, i was curious as to what he meant by "no smoke". my research lead me to the following definition:

smoke (noun)
Beef, Trouble, Confrontation, Gun battle

so you are telling me that the recent highschool graduate, sub 120-pound twink with a broken hairline and an IQ not breaking triple digits, who is probably afraid of guns and violence, is adept in the art of "smoke", and one could even go as far to say as "about 'dat life"?

wonderful! in such a case, I encourage you to attend the next Team Fortress 2 LAN event, where I will knock your ass out without even a second thought. please do yourself a favor and stop posting dude

dishsoap/"Marquellan"

Cons:
-intelligence of a 13 year old
-sensitive big vagina baby who constantly needs his diaper changed
-probably attends everest college online
-open player who calls other people 'open player'
-not funny

Pros:
-guarenteed to be the dumbest one in any room, so you can feel better about yourself
-great at debates, anybody who disagrees with him is a racist (automatic win)
-allowed to say the funny word with an 'r' at the end
-somehow immune to permabans on TFTV

thanks for reading!

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cant get away with what? you being a fag and shitposting on the forums constantly? youre literally in your first season of actual IM and nobody minus your teammates have ever heard of you. you and your team shittalk everyone for no reason and get butthurt and say 'b-but it was a joke!' when people call you on your shit. of course we're hanging out in mumble because we're all friends no shit. you literally are getting away with nothing but annoying everybody around you and cementing yourself as perfection 2.0

give me your mumble info so i can join and screenshot you guys jerking each other off and post it a bunch on TFTV LOL

retarded + still toxic, somehow

picking up this autistic preschooler is a terrible idea

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#EZ4ENCE

To elaborate a bit more on my picks -- with the changes to the reward system with Katowice 2019, where each stage is now 'x correct picks per stage' as opposed to the culminative total point goal of the past, you are now rewarded for being cautious instead of taking risks. This means that it is pretty much now pointless to guess a sure-thing team as 3-0 in the case that they get upset, because you will miss out on a point that you would get otherwise for putting them in the bottom section. This is because for the Legends stage, you only need 5 correct picks to achieve the requirment for this stage. With this in mind, it is nothing less than in your best interest to put your 3-0 as a random team that has the potential to achieve it (for example this year: ENCE, renegades, NRG), and for the 0-3 it can be any team you expect to not perform well, such as CoL who have played terribly up to this major so far this year. The new ELO seeding system heavily favors top teams this year, and ironically this system is what will save a lot of peoples Pick'ems as well. A good example of this is fnatic, being a team that was expected to do incredibly well coming into the major, recieved a very high seeding going into the Challengers stage, and were picked to go 3-0 by many people...but played like shit and didnt qualify for Legends...but people picking them for 3-0 was ironically a good thing because it didn't affect their 'other 7 teams who will advance' section.

tl;dr = dont pick obvious sure things for 3-0 or 0-3, put those teams in the bottom 7 area

you

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heres your female character in 2019 bro

invite on all classes and a really dedicated and caring teammate. imo one of the most slept on demomen in invite.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530936560195993621/540814053891899393/1508007394348.jpg

incredibly good at scout and a good dude. can definitely play on a top 4 team

ted bundy dropped a 30bomb on de_florida

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