Pokemonizepic

Say hey guess what I have a really big penis... it's 2 inches!
She will then respond with "..."
Then you say haha jk it's actually normal sized lol. After she doesn't respond tell her that it was a just a joke again

I've never been one to really root for a team because im so indecisive about who i want to win but I desperately wanted jasmine tea to win. I don't follow australian tf2 at all so i had no idea who any of these people were. Termo, yuki, and sheep were all legends so I expected them to do well but with JT i was like "who's yui lol". They really took me by surprise. I hope they keep their roster alive so we can see them again next year.

youre doin great dreamboat :)

if ur abducting a kid instead of using a utility van use a minivan because then it just looks like ur kiddo is being an obnoxious whiny brat.

true backcap ninjas know not to comm their backcaps because the best backcaps are so sneaky that not even your own teammates know about it.

How big of a weeb would someone have to be for you to refuse to play with them

i like it.

I think scout can be pushed a bit further without getting into theoretical human aimbot territory. If there was a scout with amazing twitch aim that could hit shots while spinning around like a madman he'd probably leave quite the impression.

the maps in my tf2 dreams are perfectly accurate but for some reason the furniture in my house is always completely rearranged.

I'm sorry if it seemed like I'm trying to stroke my own ego. I was afraid I would come off like that. I just feel like a lot of the people who have been posting here lately about how disappointed they are in their lack of improvement. I guess I've been improving, I think it's just my relatively high inconsistency gettin to me. I really wish I could play at my best more often becuase I know that if I could I make a decent mark on the game.

I appreciate the compliments I get about my looks on my LFT thread but at the same time it would be nice to have more of my friends say nice things about my DM/gamesense. When all I hear is "myles is so cute!" I wonder if thats all they have to say :/ I just wanna be called a fragger!!

Edited the op: Also considering playing pocket or roamer for an open team. I could possibly play roamer on a low IM team but I'm not promising anything

Could someone please explain what is wrong with my idea about giving the pyro a separate slot for shotguns and flaregun? I don't mean to sound butthurt, id just like to know what I'm not seeing.

When I decided to main scout 6 years ago I wasn't expected to be the powerhouse DM machine of the team and now I have to be all good and stuff wtf