If the hit film War of the Worlds™ (2005) has taught me anything it's that the body will just push the splinter out when it's ready to do so. It's good practice to let the splinter feel welcome inside your body, keep it warm and comfortable, when I had one on my finger I drew a face around it and the splinter was the nose. When it was eventually coming out it looked like Pinocchio was telling a big lie as his nose grew longer and longer over time!

Mate you wouldn't be able to get a firm grasp, I regularly moisturise my skin so it's incredibly soft and smooth, if you try and grab me I will just slip through your clasp and retreat to a safe distance.

I once called someone on mixup a fucking faggot at LAN and I still feel really bad about it, I think it was harbleu, I don't think he heard which is good because they had some pretty strong looking boys on the team and squid.

Anyway I just felt like getting this off my chest, I just feel disappointed in myself and I don't want my actions to haunt me in my next life when I get reincarnated as a cat because then I might be one of those cats with no hair and they always look really cold and it's not like I could just put on a sweater because I'd be a cat and I don't have thumbs.

You see I just think that this has to much room for error.

1. Fake babies haven't really become more realistic, mainly due to them starting to look freaky, this then means you'd have to use a real baby.

2. You don't say what happens to the baby, do you still hold the fake baby? If so then surely the authenticity of said baby will be raised when the baby is not crying and when you are close proximity of the target. It would surely be crying if not then she would assumed that the baby has died.

3. How can you arrange further dates if your phone is broken? I think it'd be cooler if you throw your phone to the girl so that you may have a chance of touching hands when she returns it to you.

4. I think it would be good if you wore a tank top that has "TAP OUT" written on it. Then before jumping in to the water you can take your top off to reveal the fact that you could possibly be an ALL STAR MIXED MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTER THAT LIFTS HEAVY OBJECTS FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.

Please respond to my queries and improvements, I am well experienced in getting girlfriends as I have 7 girls on my steam friends list and they are very loyal to me when I need a pocket medic in casual.

Many thanks,

Christopher William Parker

https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyTiredNarwhal4Head

oh no

its happening:

http://www.warhuryeah.gg/tf2/2017/2/17/a-work-in-cpprocess-pt-ii

oh man nation is gonna be so surprised when we kick him from hkn!

hello i rlly want to get in to poe but i need guidance please help me if u r eu and are patient with fucking idiots

I think the other weapons need to be buffed up to a better standard instead of nerfing the only thing that makes medic fun.

"-New Comp ELO System
-Placement Matches"

This is fucking hilarious tbh, I mean everyone knew when it was in beta that it needed it, it's only taken them over a year to now realise that they fucked it so hard.

It's going to take so long to get people playing comp MM again, it was so bad that most players are now going to have a sour taste in their mouths from it.

IM ON A LIST!

oh wow nice one fella :)

hello young people :) can someone tell me what's going on with these youths? why do they hate numbers so much?

Event Horizon, I watched some of it when I was like 10 and it scared the shit out of me, I can no longer watch any of it at all, it's scarred me for life.

they used stilts