I was brought in to slay team friendship and I failed, I can’t show my face in an esea server anymore

We Live: twitch.tv/unicorn_wizardtf2

I may do an impromptu cast of the delicious activity game just to insult the team I’m rostered on

Hello friends. I am in a situation where I don't have enough free time to main but could be a reasonable sub. The past season or two I have played/subbed/rang/etc on a bunch of various open/IM teams and I'm not really sure where my skill level lies anymore. I'd say mid(?) IM on both pocket and roamer on a good day.

Past Experience: https://play.esea.net/users/1185147?tab=history
Add Me: https://steamcommunity.com/id/unicorn_wizard/

I love you all

If you're playing scout in dm and complain about literally anything you need to check your mental state

Cleaning through my demos and tried to make a frag vid for the first time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuYVYkMl0Zk

What is crab_f more sad about: his career at Kroeger or losing his ability to ape in open?

The carcin scout is fat and the bark roamer is a big woof

Even disregarding everything everyone is saying, he’s been complimented by akemi and that’s a big red flag

Well considering, if I remember correctly, every god damn open team advertises themselves as “high open, low-mid IM”, I expect at least one good shitpost

People have been theorycrafting the best way to reach 100 and this isn’t it

- Lots of anime and feminine names
+ Lots of frags
- Neet yet somehow always tired
? I’m on every team they’re on

Rain is a really good scout who has kind of (I think) flown under the radar and hopefully that can change soon

Can ya’ll stop tilting at open? Makes me embarrassed for you

Shoutouts to hedgehog hero, an absolute joy to play with, whether it’s been in a pug or ringing for his team. Still owes me a trip to navy pier... but seriously I’m fairly certain most people know who he is by now, but you absolutely need to give him a tryout. He’ll go 30-5 while saying bro every other word and it’ll make your day in every way possible

https://imgur.com/gallery/syNBo

One of my favorite teammates of all time. Do well enough, and you’ll end up in an IceDragonShylo YouTube video