Even disregarding everything everyone is saying, he’s been complimented by akemi and that’s a big red flag

Well considering, if I remember correctly, every god damn open team advertises themselves as “high open, low-mid IM”, I expect at least one good shitpost

People have been theorycrafting the best way to reach 100 and this isn’t it

- Lots of anime and feminine names
+ Lots of frags
- Neet yet somehow always tired
? I’m on every team they’re on

Rain is a really good scout who has kind of (I think) flown under the radar and hopefully that can change soon

Can ya’ll stop tilting at open? Makes me embarrassed for you

Shoutouts to hedgehog hero, an absolute joy to play with, whether it’s been in a pug or ringing for his team. Still owes me a trip to navy pier... but seriously I’m fairly certain most people know who he is by now, but you absolutely need to give him a tryout. He’ll go 30-5 while saying bro every other word and it’ll make your day in every way possible

https://imgur.com/gallery/syNBo

One of my favorite teammates of all time. Do well enough, and you’ll end up in an IceDragonShylo YouTube video

very good football player and spy main

#pugchampforever

He's so fucking good. Many times he has casually dropped like 50 frags and the entire time he just is spewing dumb shit (in a good way). If your team actually tries, he will be godly pickup, both in dm and understanding of the game.

Fish: I wanna lose open again...

crab_f ✿♥: kill
crab_f ✿♥: me

I like seeing the evolution of your flag

I Am Their Team, I Am Open Incarnate

There’s like 2 engineers I hate taking dm fights with and Scratchy one of them. He is an engineer dm and brain god and I have 100% confidence that he will pound in 6s.