nanowaffleHe knows what's what, so go and put him on your roster.
So damn good he's got 16 imposters*.
He understands all the rollouts and the places for traps
Less familiar with his parents than he is with the maps
He's the token black demo that every team needs
Wears the Reggaelator cause he's all about weed**
His voice is smooth like a baby when he's talking in mumble
and his pipe placement makes enemy spirits crumble.
Over 30k sticky kills, half of that with the pipes
Believe what you're reading and believe all the hype
cause he is more than a spoon and he is more than a fork,
He's a living, breathing legend and he calls himself sp0rk.
Great guy, great player. Sexy hat effect, so he's at least high open.
*Known imposters:
steamcommunity.com/id/sporkyforky/
steamcommunity.com/id/shannrd
steamcommunity.com/id/spork231
steamcommunity.com/id/yourheadonspork
steamcommunity.com/id/spork_ftw
steamcommunity.com/id/pdxspork
steamcommunity.com/id/Kiowa789
steamcommunity.com/id/sporkusporkus
steamcommunity.com/id/clc515
steamcommunity.com/id/daishizombie
steamcommunity.com/id/spork42
steamcommunity.com/id/sporkyness
steamcommunity.com/id/malleuslatinus
steamcommunity.com/id/usmcspork
steamcommunity.com/id/mrthespork
steamcommunity.com/id/malleuslatinus
**Weed, California. Birthplace of the Reggaelator
DAMN, I'm an impostor? I had no idea sp0rk was already the name of someone, this is kiowa789 lol.
I got bored and searched my name in google, I was trying to develop a persona online, so I made my own thing and decided to call myself spork, obviously, that didn't last, I've given up on it for a while now. Anyway, I had no intent of being an impostor of sorts, It's weird to find someone that I don't even know look me up.