It was starting to get really crowded in Heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles

Have you heard about the guy who got his entire left side torn off in that freak accident? They say he's gonna be all-right.

I'm not a huge fan of EDM, but I liked that. The drops were rather annoying, but the ending was really cool. I also like the ambient piano/noise in the background, it gave the song a somewhat mysterious vibe.

And now for some Steely Dan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NVQBenl_Fs

I main Demo for multiple reasons.
1. The first cast of a 6s game I saw was Sal's cast of bp vs mix^ on viaduct, and the way he praised b4nny made me want to be like him.
2. When I made this account after my old one got hacked I wanted to buy a Diamond Botkiller Medigun or Sticky Launcher from the market, because I played both medic and demo at the time. But I couldn't decide which class to main. The market decided for me when I bought my Diamond Sticky Launcher for 56 cents lol.
3. hitscan is hard, and the sticky launcher is op

Xattuu, or voo2oo as I've known him, has always been one of my favorite medics to play with. His dodging is pseudo shade-like and his arrows and needles have always been scary. But best of all, he listens to his team. If you tell him to change something in his playstyle, he'll do it. I would definitely recommend Xattuu to any high open team looking for a medic.

Good luck finding a team voo2oo! ^_^

Name: Toastrz
Class: Demo
Team [BLU/RED]: Blue
Map/Setting: The little water pond alcove thingy on Snakewater 2nd
Pose: Whatever you think looks cool, nothing goofy though.
Hat: An unusual deep commitment to purple Conjurers Cowl. (Bubbling effect)
Misc 1: A deep commitment to purple Bearded Bombardier (Whatever style)
Misc 2: Cool Breeze
Weapon: Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb launcher (with villainous violet killstreak sheen if possible)
Other comments: Get to this whenever you can, I don't expect it to be done immediately. Thank you for doing this! :D

60s-70s Rock n' Roll, pop, soul and funk music I find makes the best background music.

My Pandora Station

Other than that I listen to Coheed and Cambria.

I used to get the exact same problem, and it caused many frustrating issues and lost my team many rounds in scrims/matches. I have no idea what caused it, but ever since I got my Ethernet cable, it hasn't happened since.

http://i.imgur.com/fL8LpwJ.jpg

Super pro selfie :P

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a53/CirclingShadows/coheed%20and%20cambria/keywork_bigger.png

put the hat on the uppermost circle
pls and thank you!

From being on that steel team, and hanging out with him in mumble for 8 months now, I have to say that Mikee is full of potential, and will surprise you at every turn. I always saw him as somewhat of a rival, and once I finally caught up to him in skill, he charged on ahead, improving at a rate faster than the scout can run. He's a really cool guy, and is incredibly dedicated to the game.
I would highly recommend him to any team looking for a well-rounded scout.

Good luck on finding a team dude, you deserve it! ^_^

In my eyes, staying with ESEA at this point is like realizing you're being led on, and then staying with that person. Yeah, moving on might be hard for you/some, but it's for the greater good of your/our health/sanity.

"Pain is only a pulse, if you just stop feeling it" -Time Consumer by Coheed and Cambria

"Our love's like rhinestones, falling from the sky" -Rhinestone Eyes by The Gorillaz

"What if you pull your nipples off so hard that you take off all your skin?"
"If I stroke my penis, will it feel better?"
"1 in 1 people have aspergers" -Mikee

"sticky traps are in tf2" -Clockwork after b4nny's 4k blind det against FLOW

Buschy is a really awesome dude and has improved his video gaming abilities faster than anyone would have expected.

Mentor him, he deserves it.

I like rusty spoons~
I like to touch them~