Prove that you are an interesting, individual and unique person and not part of the sheeple by having a blog where you discuss religion and atheism, a mac, posting on reddit, wearing stylish leather headgear and growing a beard (ironically!). Don't work out, you don't want to give in to this macho culture where people who do get girls, but you, the intellectual alpha male don't. If girls reject you, post about it on /r/friendzone or 9gag and explain that girls only like assholes and not nice guys such as yourself.
girls will flock to you I guarantee