turtsmcgurtsbecause nobody else seems to have a solution, I wrote this up in literally five minutes purely from memory. it compiles properly and, as far as I know, the logic should be fine.
it's a sloppy implementation by looping through every player on the server each frame and setting their health to 200. ideally you would reduce all damage to, like, 1 (almost positive it doesn't affect splash) or something like that.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1239970/dicksandbutts.smx
http://pastebin.com/03RvHwVC
you're going to need to figure out how to install sourcemod locally, there should be some tutorials somewhere.
Hey man, thanks a lot!
Yeah I know how to install sourcemod locally, that's not a problem.
I'll try it out this afternoon and let you know if it works, if it does, thanks a bunch!