This post was just brought to my attention today, actually. I don't know how I missed it, but yeah.
This is a true problem that we have every single week, including this one. There's only so much abuse my friends list can take. Please coach. There are currently 23 newbies with no competitive experience waiting to play 6s for basically their first time. More than 50 newbies with less than silver experience waiting to get in and learn the game. Pleasepleaseplease come coach. If you are scared because you don't know what to do with coaching, I made a guide: