retard necroes thread, rocket thinks said retard is actually a spam bot. He isn't.

Lmao wtf the Engi is literally standing in the spawn doors like 100 meters away gtfo

I had this weird dream a month ago where I was trapped with my class in a dark classroom, and told that Harambe was hiding within and that if he found us he would slaughter us in cold blood.

I have no idea why the fuck I had that dream, I hadn't used a Harambe meme in like 2 weeks at that point

I still feel like rescue ranger has the potential for some really gay shit with sentries on maps with huge lasts, but we'll have to wait and see

E:Ninja'd

new pro strat: have both soldiers run batts/conch and play gay as fuck to farm charge

Maplesyruptech

Does anyone else realize Froyo is half Canadian now?

Shade and Habib still staying though HYPE

*enemy team is getting pounded and is only holding because of the sentry spam*
someone:"omg this match is taking forever"

some idiot on the other team: "Ya it's because I'm carrying"

should probably try the UGC forums, most players on this website are ESEA players

That just means their elo hasn't leveled out yet

Don't join that highlander team that was lfp on the steam forums...

this looks like a phat team, could definitely contend with Froyo

Random unknown trying to get some ESEA experience

I can play demo or scout at a low-mid open level
I am pretty committed to getting better, but my schedule can be wonky at times. Usually 3 nights a week, maybe 4.
I could probably find a way to pay my fees if push comes to shove, but I might need help otherwise.
I am comfortable taking a sub spot as long as it isn't a complete roster ride.

Pros
-Usually not a bot
-won't tilt very often or very much
-sometimes I pound
-want to get better

Cons
-sometimes I can be a bit too aggressive at times
-weird schedule,may end up getting fucked half an hour before a match

Anyone who thinks he's being serious is retarded