b4nny fed so hard at the last moment, he literally cost them the map by being behind so long

I do think there's a lot you could do with this concept, jumping through low doorways without hitting your head and falling is fun, it'd be cool if there was a way to regenerate double jumps as well like those little pellets you collect in I Wanna Be the Boshy

http://i.imgur.com/B00ZeZT.png

http://i.imgur.com/e2MbSq8.jpg

version I use is here, don't know of a newer version

I thought a lot of maps' rollouts could use some optimisation, many players spend far too much time walking and their little legs are tired when they get to mid, I seek to solve this problem with some small tweaks to how we rollout on some of the most commonly played maps.
See you guys on mid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD8u61sFluc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze_gRnF9A38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXE6lFJt9ug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LINNKPVlQ_U

don't forget calling jerma's gf a "scandalous hoe" and trying to play it off like it was just a silly goof

http://i.imgur.com/1Boez82.png

From what I understand the NDA is up and it's not like anyone actually believed valve were going to do something with the IP at this point, it seems like this is his way of giving some kind of closure to the fans and also I think making a jab at valve themselves. I could be wrong, it might just be my own bitterness colouring my perception of it but that whole last paragraph sounds a bit like he's talking about Valve.

Valve starved all their talented creative people and they've left the company to rot, making money is all valve does now, as soon as they figured out well enough how to create and curate digital economies using TF2 as the test bed they all but abandoned it, until the state it's in now, it's reflective of valve as a whole, really; a shambling fucking zombie of a company that used to be the biggest innovator in its industry, narratively, mechanically, even graphically even if you can still believe it. Now they maintain two servicable competitive multiplayer video games with digital casinos embedded in them, with another fucking cash cow collectible card game on the way. I feel sick.

Version with corrected names can be read here if the site still doesn't respond
https://github.com/Jackathan/MarcLaidlaw-Epistle3/
holy moly

it'd better fucken not be

this is what everyone thought about MYM when we still thought that would be a big deal, I'm quite happy to be cynical and bitter until they show us results this time, especially when we wait this long for ANYTHING resembling an actual game update and not a fucking hat dump.

you may laugh now but you know nothing of the horrors that await us in the pyro update

http://i.imgur.com/sKfdUMM.png

dads are wise people, dads make good money, respectable!