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How do I get an e-girlfriend?
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I can't talk to girls in real life because I start sweating really bad, and I stumble on my words a lot when talking to them. I want to get an e-girl so that it'll be practice for me foe the real world. Please post in this thread only with advice or if you are a girl and are willing to have an e-boyfriend and maybe get some e-penis.

I can't talk to girls in real life because I start sweating really bad, and I stumble on my words a lot when talking to them. I want to get an e-girl so that it'll be practice for me foe the real world. Please post in this thread only with advice or if you are a girl and are willing to have an e-boyfriend and maybe get some e-penis.
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just go around posting this following message on every possible girls profile on steam

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

100% success rate for getting e-poon

just go around posting this following message on every possible girls profile on steam


hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx



100% success rate for getting e-poon
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#3
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dont

dont
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#4
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phorofordont

yeah you should probably listen to him

[quote=phorofor]dont[/quote]

[url=http://www.teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin]yeah you should probably listen to him[/url]
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#5
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telephone_fanphorofordont
yeah you should probably listen to him

i speak with experience

[quote=telephone_fan][quote=phorofor]dont[/quote]

[url=http://www.teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin]yeah you should probably listen to him[/url][/quote]
i speak with experience
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#6
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ask speedy

ask speedy
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#7
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https://i.imgur.com/QGtxr7h.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/QGtxr7h.png[/img]
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#8
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paging @capnfapn

paging @capnfapn
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#9
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phorofordont

https://youtu.be/mb91ufNzGeo

[quote=phorofor]dont[/quote]
[youtube]https://youtu.be/mb91ufNzGeo[/youtube]
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#10
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sigh bros im so nice to the women i always buy them nice stuff and i act like a gentleman and i pay for the meal why cant they like me back they always go for the assholes they never go for the nice guys who treat them well im sick of it i might just end it all i cant deal with this crippling loneliness anymore im not even that bad looking i think i look ok and i shower and im tall and i have a sense of humor why do women not like me life is just so unfair

sigh bros im so nice to the women i always buy them nice stuff and i act like a gentleman and i pay for the meal why cant they like me back they always go for the assholes they never go for the nice guys who treat them well im sick of it i might just end it all i cant deal with this crippling loneliness anymore im not even that bad looking i think i look ok and i shower and im tall and i have a sense of humor why do women not like me life is just so unfair
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#11
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when the last ember of your e-relationship fades away and you're left with nothing but a crying bart simpson avatar and an edgy name on steam ill be there to bring the terrible news

when the last ember of your e-relationship fades away and you're left with nothing but a crying bart simpson avatar and an edgy name on steam ill be there to bring the terrible news
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#12
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Wandumwhen the last ember of your e-relationship fades away and you're left with nothing but a crying bart simpson avatar and an edgy name on steam ill be there to bring the terrible news

is this adysky x babs or any other variation of someone x babs

[quote=Wandum]when the last ember of your e-relationship fades away and you're left with nothing but a crying bart simpson avatar and an edgy name on steam ill be there to bring the terrible news[/quote]
is this adysky x babs or any other variation of someone x babs
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