alias green "cl_crosshair_red 0;cl_crosshair_green 255;cl_crosshair_blue 0"
alias red "cl_crosshair_red 255;cl_crosshair_green 0;cl_crosshair_blue 0"
alias pink "cl_crosshair_red 247;cl_crosshair_green 0;cl_crosshair_blue 119"

alias scatter "slot1;alias wepcycle pistol; pink" 
alias pistol "slot2;alias wepcycle scatter; green" 
alias wepcycle pistol

bind 1 "slot1; alias wepcycle pistol; pink"
bind 2 "slot2; alias wepcycle scatter; green"
bind 3 "slot3; alias wepcycle scatter; red"
cleargui

bind q wepcycle

took this from my config and changed it a bit, should work. added three colors (green red pink). this will work with quickswitch (q). Q will never switch to melee.

caps lock.

because I don't use the generic bad W A S D setup, it doesn't hinder my ability to do anything except press crouch, but I can't think of a time where I couldn't talk because I ran out of finger space or whatever. if I do need to crouch + talk at the same time, my ring finger moves to caps lock, middle to W, and pointer to both left/right (E and R). seeing as how there isn't a single moment where you need to be holding both strafe keys, this is no different than having one finger on both strafe keys.

bind "h" "mp_restartgame 1"
bind "j" "sv_cheats 1; hurtme -10000"

https://github.com/turtsmcgurts/tRolloutPractice

read install.txt/commands.txt
you'll have to enable it via
rcon rollout_enabled 1

made this in an hour and only tested it on a local server (aka with nobody else), but I designed it to be compatible with multiple people, it's just untested.

honestly don't know what the point of the !teleport commands are, maybe if you want to practice a non-rollout jump to spire or something crazy like that.

meh, they just shouldn't show up on the latest threads sidebar.

literally?

http://imgur.com/a/H5R0Y

welp, clicked quote instead of edit. delete this

if people are interested in doing their own particles (not very difficult to replicate these), try this.

• put "-tools" in your launch options
• when it runs, one of the menu items at the top should say something like Tools or w.e, select "Particle Editor". Click Open and find whatever file you want to change.
• Select a particle, goto "Emitter" and just change the emission value to something a bit lower. clearly this isn't the only thing you can do, but you'll have to research or try other things out for yourself.
• save the particles in a "particles" folder (you'll prob need to make this yourself. 'particle' and 'particles' are two different places)

i wrote this all by memory from quite a while ago, may or may not be accurate :3

backup your important TF2 files somewhere safe, such as your
config
HUD (resources and scripts folder)
demos
screenshots, if you want
particles
maps

delete your entire \team fortress 2\ folder. then start your game. it will redownload the necessary files the game requires to run, after you get to the main menu press quit and move your backupped files back in.

what happens is everytime you start/play/join tf2, it's making "trash" files that end up making the games folder pretty large and slows the retrieval of files. i have no idea if this is correct, but when the game launches it could be finding and caching certain files to make them quicker to retrieve in the future (like when you're in a server), and having too many files slows the process down as it's looping through them. no idea if this is correct, just a wild guess, but this method does work for stopping some mid-game stuttering, maybe it will work here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFWeGnONPu0&feature=player_detailpage#t=167s

first thing that comes to mind is that you could be missing the spawn file or playing on a map that isn't supported.

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\blah\source 2007 dedicated server\tf\addons\sourcemod\configs\soap.cfg

what I gather from this is you pretty much don't want any new players to come into the scene? because, you know, being new could mean you don't know Ggglygy. If you're watching Pyour's stream, you probably know about him, mix^ and eXtv (i'm sure he talks about it), but you may not necessarily know voices or too many names. All they hear is, on a "big" TF2 stream, is "blah blah extv! lols sofunny".

i think i know where you were going, you just worded it awfully and implied things you probably didn't mean to. edit: you seem to have the unwarranted aggressive nature of the TF2 scene down, you're just missing a few literally's. :3

if you buy the 4pack, each person should get the extra copy, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aj9hTaBDdo

makes you easier to headshot after the pattern has been recognized