My prediction:
The British toxicness of Full Tilt combined with the constant dribble from Sideshow and alle causes a chemical reaction which produces an extreme amount of sodium chloride. This new method of production causes a complete revolution in the salt industry; why have salt mines and such when these six nerds easily produce the world's supply much cheaper? Full Tilt get sponsored by british-salt.co.uk, before they fold mid-season because this method eventually causes a sickness known as aids, and the millions they could earn from being salt entrepreneurs simply isn't worth it.