The Dodgers may have more talent, but all the sexy players are on the Braves

I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Greg Bird. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him cranking dongers, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Birdy. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

fuck the cubs

I mean, they are going against the Astros, who have a comparable rotation, a better bullpen, and a better offense.
IMO Astros were actually the best team in MLB this year. They won 103 games and still underperformed compared to their run differential lol.

c u in 2 weeks

122 innings...4.35 ERA...

u forgot that kershaw sucks in the playoffs

He RETURNS

https://imgur.com/a/YFfJwgl

https://clips.twitch.tv/KawaiiCalmOwlMikeHogu

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bro

who?

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