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ESEA-IM S22 Happenings/Predictions
481
#481
1 Frags +
4812622It's bad because seeding becomes RNG.

Invite uses the system of "everyone plays everyone twice" to reduce RNG and it's universally-preferred, or so I hear, although they don't turn over the matches of dead teams.

That's because Invite is always 9 teams. IM isn't supposed to be the bare minimum, it just happened to scrape by with 17 teams this season (don't forget CS divisions are massive). There have been plenty of doubles during the regular seasons of IMs past. Also, they went back to the old school scheduling of only randoming the first 4 matches so it makes sense there's a bigger chance to get rematches.

[quote=4812622]It's bad because seeding becomes RNG.

Invite uses the system of "everyone plays everyone twice" to reduce RNG and it's universally-preferred, or so I hear, although they don't turn over the matches of dead teams.[/quote]

That's because Invite is [i]always[/i] 9 teams. IM isn't supposed to be the bare minimum, it just happened to scrape by with 17 teams this season (don't forget CS divisions are massive). There have been plenty of doubles during the regular seasons of IMs past. Also, they went back to the old school scheduling of only randoming the first 4 matches so it makes sense there's a bigger chance to get rematches.
482
#482
3 Frags +

the scheduling is great it's way better than it's been the past few seasons

the scheduling is great it's way better than it's been the past few seasons
483
#483
0 Frags +

im gonna try to solocast https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7206556 seems like the match of the season

link2 stream: https://www.twitch.tv/fenrawr_

im gonna try to solocast https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7206556 seems like the match of the season

link2 stream: https://www.twitch.tv/fenrawr_
484
#484
5 Frags +

just fyi that match isn't scheduled yet and likely won't be monday

just fyi that match isn't scheduled yet and likely won't be monday
485
#485
1 Frags +

ty i'll cast it whenever it's up
i also am thinking of doing a short writeup for top8 teams in im and what i think the overall rankings/seedings teams will end up with if people are interested, there has barely been any IM coverage outside mustard throwing his 2 cents and the one meme review

ty i'll cast it whenever it's up
i also am thinking of doing a short writeup for top8 teams in im and what i think the overall rankings/seedings teams will end up with if people are interested, there has barely been any IM coverage outside mustard throwing his 2 cents and the one meme review
486
#486
4 Frags +

http://pastebin.com/vSSLY9jD
not like it was asked for but i had some fun just writing this up
ready to get flamed...

edit: super pointed stuff out and tatuwah told me oobii is roamer and hooli is demoing my bad

http://pastebin.com/vSSLY9jD
not like it was asked for but i had some fun just writing this up
ready to get flamed...

edit: super pointed stuff out and tatuwah told me oobii is roamer and hooli is demoing my bad
487
#487
12 Frags +

luxor is no longer the med for good players ft. skeez. skeez switched to med and they picked up kawa on scout

luxor is no longer the med for good players ft. skeez. skeez switched to med and they picked up kawa on scout
488
#488
23 Frags +

how long until broking realizes he's the problem and you can only play broking pocket if the rest of your team can 5v6

how long until broking realizes he's the problem and you can only play broking pocket if the rest of your team can 5v6
489
#489
-11 Frags +
saamhow long until broking realizes he's the problem and you can only play broking pocket if the rest of your team can 5v6

http://imgur.com/GxK8BCl

[quote=saam]how long until broking realizes he's the problem and you can only play broking pocket if the rest of your team can 5v6[/quote]

http://imgur.com/GxK8BCl
490
#490
0 Frags +
atmhttp://pastebin.com/vSSLY9jD
not like it was asked for but i had some fun just writing this up
ready to get flamed...

edit: super pointed stuff out and tatuwah told me oobii is roamer and hooli is demoing my bad

Thanks for linking my dog!!!

[quote=atm]http://pastebin.com/vSSLY9jD
not like it was asked for but i had some fun just writing this up
ready to get flamed...

edit: super pointed stuff out and tatuwah told me oobii is roamer and hooli is demoing my bad[/quote]
Thanks for linking my dog!!!
491
#491
0 Frags +

ur dog is prolly the best in IM rn

ur dog is prolly the best in IM rn
492
#492
1 Frags +

my dog is the cutest

my dog is the cutest
493
#493
12 Frags +

i hate exile
made me leave my quality scrim for a client that isn't updated
honestly the worst human being

i hate exile
made me leave my quality scrim for a client that isn't updated
honestly the worst human being
494
#494
-15 Frags +
alderi hate exile
made me leave my quality scrim for a client that isn't updated
honestly the worst human being

love you too my man

[quote=alder]i hate exile
made me leave my quality scrim for a client that isn't updated
honestly the worst human being[/quote]

love you too my man
495
#495
0 Frags +

closest 5-1 i've ever played. gg to six

closest 5-1 i've ever played. gg to six
496
#496
17 Frags +

Now that the missing matches have been scheduled for all IM teams, I made a short writeup about the playoff teams that have clinched and the bubble teams hoping to make playoffs. I have probably offended many people in the process.

CLINCHED PLAYOFF SPOT (5)

a baby dog
Good Players ft. Skeez
megawac me off
MAELSTROMBOLI
Paradise Cafe

BUBBLE TEAMS (5)

Six Guys Off
Hot Dads
turd noises
BLANC Esports
Ziggurat Complex

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a baby dog (Clinched Playoff Spot)

Not much to say about this team at this point. They are a cut above every IM team and could easily compete in invite against the non-playoff teams. It will be very difficult for any IM team to take a playoff series from this squad so they are clearly the team to beat. Perhaps they should take a FFL to avoid the famous 16-0 curse.

Good Players ft. Whoever (Clinched Playoff Spot)

A very strong team with solid players at each position. I don't think they have reached the level of coordination they are looking for just yet but the raw skill and DM ability mean they just beat teams straight up. Broking and pelt have been extremely good all season but I heard of a few roster or positional changes recently. The upcoming matches against baby dog, Paradise Cafe and megawac will be good tests for any new lineup. Either way, this will be a powerful playoff team expected to go far.

megawac me off (Clinched Playoff Spot)

In my opinion, megawac me off is likely the most balanced team in IM from top to bottom. No players overwhelmingly carry this team and everyone pulls their weight equally. They qualify for playoffs already so the remaining matches are only related to seeding but this is a playoff team to watch closely.

MAELSTROMBOLI (Clinched Playoff Spot)

This team seems to fluctuate from match to match, sometimes extremely strong and other times seem shaky. While there are talented players on this roster, they rely on Shamoo to make or break most situations. Not to stat whore but when you have almost 140 more frags than your nearest teammate, it means something. I am not sure how that is going to playout in playoff situations where teams tend to tighten up but it has worked up to this point because they have had a strong season.

Paradise Cafe (Clinched Playoff Spot)

My personal "Dark Horse" in the IM division. Overshadowed by other teams with more notable players but it would be a mistake to overlook this team. Solid scouts, backed up by stronger soldiers and a demo/medic combo that doesn't die a lot. June has quietly been one of the best medics in the division this season, in my opinion. Looking at the remaining matches and the projected playoff spots, they will likely finish 3, 4 or 5 and be a shitty first round matchup for some team.

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Six Guys Off
Playoff Chances : Very High

While they have not clinched a spot just yet, Six Guys Off have 46 Rounds Won and that puts them far in the lead for any tie-breaker situations. With 2 matches left against BLANC Esports and Hot Dads, I believe they can clinch a playoff spot with just 1 victory. They have had a revolving roster all season long and I imagine it has not been easy to bring it all together. However, with recent additions of Hooli and Saelot, I can't help but think they are stronger than at any point of the season thus far.

Hot Dads
Playoff Chances : Low

Hot Dads easily has the toughest remaining schedule out of all the bubble teams. Matches against Six Guys Off, MAELSTROMBOLI and turd noises will all be tough challenges. The match agaaist turd noises will be especially critical for both teams and the playoff hunt. I believe Hot Dads need to pickup 2 wins out of these 3 final matches to make playoffs. An 7-9 record will not finish in a playoff spot and 8-8 will be pushing the limits this season but there is still a possibility if the right teams win or lose.

turd noises
Playoff Chances : High

Looking at the 3 remaining matches, turd noises have the easiest remaining schedule by a long shot. Wins over Saving Private IM and Scruff and the Mcgruffs should be forthcoming but the final match against Hot Dads will likely determine playoffs or not. Regardless of what other teams do, they will qualify if they run the table with 3 straight wins. This is another lineup that has been in flux all season long. Badlands week allowed them time to regroup and avoid becoming a dead roster. Then after Viaduct they lost probably thier strongest player in botmode. With the new resurgent roster in place, they have been playing well and are making a strong playoff push.

BLANC Esports
Playoff Chances : Average

Commenting on my own team has never been hard for me and is especially easy this season because I am our weakest link. Hopefully I can step up in these final matches because we may need to run off 3 straight wins to make playoffs at this point and my teammates deserve it. It has been a really fun time and the best team I have been part of in all my seasons. Our final match against Le Sparkle Gang may be a FFW, I don't know if this team is dead or alive. Matches against Ziggurat Complex and Six Guys Off will be critical and I see no reason why we cannot win all 3.

Ziggurat Complex
Playoff Chances : Very Low

It has been a rough 2nd half of the season for Ziggurat Complex and looking back they will be thinking of the 3 losses that came down to the final round. (5-4 on Badlands, 4-3 on Viaduct and 5-4 on Process) If any of those matches were victories, they would have a solid chance to make playoffs. Finishing in 8th is still a possibility but it will take a lot of help from the teams above them. Final matches against BLANC and Le Sparkle Gang are clearly winnable but they are missing the final 16th match on the schedule. I can only assume they will be scheduled against a "dead" team as all active team rosters have been fully scheduled at this point.

Now that the missing matches have been scheduled for all IM teams, I made a short writeup about the playoff teams that have clinched and the bubble teams hoping to make playoffs. I have probably offended many people in the process.

[b][b]CLINCHED PLAYOFF SPOT (5)[/b]

[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/74784]a baby dog[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/64532]Good Players ft. Skeez[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/110316]megawac me off[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/122366]MAELSTROMBOLI[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/81951]Paradise Cafe[/url]

[b]BUBBLE TEAMS (5)[/b]

[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/80212]Six Guys Off[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/122741]Hot Dads[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/85721]turd noises[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/91584]BLANC Esports[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/teams/91668]Ziggurat Complex [/url][/b]

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[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/74784]a baby dog[/url] (Clinched Playoff Spot)[/b]

Not much to say about this team at this point. They are a cut above every IM team and could easily compete in invite against the non-playoff teams. It will be very difficult for any IM team to take a playoff series from this squad so they are clearly the team to beat. Perhaps they should take a FFL to avoid the famous 16-0 curse.

[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/64532]Good Players ft. Whoever[/url] (Clinched Playoff Spot)[/b]

A very strong team with solid players at each position. I don't think they have reached the level of coordination they are looking for just yet but the raw skill and DM ability mean they just beat teams straight up. Broking and pelt have been extremely good all season but I heard of a few roster or positional changes recently. The upcoming matches against baby dog, Paradise Cafe and megawac will be good tests for any new lineup. Either way, this will be a powerful playoff team expected to go far.

[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/110316]megawac me off[/url] (Clinched Playoff Spot)[/b]

In my opinion, megawac me off is likely the most balanced team in IM from top to bottom. No players overwhelmingly carry this team and everyone pulls their weight equally. They qualify for playoffs already so the remaining matches are only related to seeding but this is a playoff team to watch closely.

[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/122366]MAELSTROMBOLI[/url] (Clinched Playoff Spot)[/b]

This team seems to fluctuate from match to match, sometimes extremely strong and other times seem shaky. While there are talented players on this roster, they rely on Shamoo to make or break most situations. Not to stat whore but when you have almost 140 more frags than your nearest teammate, it means something. I am not sure how that is going to playout in playoff situations where teams tend to tighten up but it has worked up to this point because they have had a strong season.

[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/81951]Paradise Cafe[/url] (Clinched Playoff Spot)[/b]

My personal "Dark Horse" in the IM division. Overshadowed by other teams with more notable players but it would be a mistake to overlook this team. Solid scouts, backed up by stronger soldiers and a demo/medic combo that doesn't die a lot. June has quietly been one of the best medics in the division this season, in my opinion. Looking at the remaining matches and the projected playoff spots, they will likely finish 3, 4 or 5 and be a shitty first round matchup for some team.

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[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/80212]Six Guys Off[/url]
Playoff Chances : Very High[/b]

While they have not clinched a spot just yet, Six Guys Off have 46 Rounds Won and that puts them far in the lead for any tie-breaker situations. With 2 matches left against BLANC Esports and Hot Dads, I believe they can clinch a playoff spot with just 1 victory. They have had a revolving roster all season long and I imagine it has not been easy to bring it all together. However, with recent additions of Hooli and Saelot, I can't help but think they are stronger than at any point of the season thus far.

[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/122741]Hot Dads[/url]
Playoff Chances : Low[/b]

Hot Dads easily has the toughest remaining schedule out of all the bubble teams. Matches against Six Guys Off, MAELSTROMBOLI and turd noises will all be tough challenges. The match agaaist turd noises will be especially critical for both teams and the playoff hunt. I believe Hot Dads need to pickup 2 wins out of these 3 final matches to make playoffs. An 7-9 record will not finish in a playoff spot and 8-8 will be pushing the limits this season but there is still a possibility if the right teams win or lose.

[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/85721]turd noises[/url]
Playoff Chances : High[/b]

Looking at the 3 remaining matches, turd noises have the easiest remaining schedule by a long shot. Wins over Saving Private IM and Scruff and the Mcgruffs should be forthcoming but the final match against Hot Dads will likely determine playoffs or not. Regardless of what other teams do, they will qualify if they run the table with 3 straight wins. This is another lineup that has been in flux all season long. Badlands week allowed them time to regroup and avoid becoming a dead roster. Then after Viaduct they lost probably thier strongest player in botmode. With the new resurgent roster in place, they have been playing well and are making a strong playoff push.

[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/91584]BLANC Esports[/url]
Playoff Chances : Average[/b]

Commenting on my own team has never been hard for me and is especially easy this season because I am our weakest link. Hopefully I can step up in these final matches because we may need to run off 3 straight wins to make playoffs at this point and my teammates deserve it. It has been a really fun time and the best team I have been part of in all my seasons. Our final match against Le Sparkle Gang may be a FFW, I don't know if this team is dead or alive. Matches against Ziggurat Complex and Six Guys Off will be critical and I see no reason why we cannot win all 3.

[b][url=https://play.esea.net/teams/91668]Ziggurat Complex[/url]
Playoff Chances : Very Low[/b]

It has been a rough 2nd half of the season for Ziggurat Complex and looking back they will be thinking of the 3 losses that came down to the final round. (5-4 on Badlands, 4-3 on Viaduct and 5-4 on Process) If any of those matches were victories, they would have a solid chance to make playoffs. Finishing in 8th is still a possibility but it will take a lot of help from the teams above them. Final matches against BLANC and Le Sparkle Gang are clearly winnable but they are missing the final 16th match on the schedule. I can only assume they will be scheduled against a "dead" team as all active team rosters have been fully scheduled at this point.
497
#497
21 Frags +

nice writeup spacecadet

nice writeup spacecadet
498
#498
16 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MwM_gD2sQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MwM_gD2sQ
499
#499
3 Frags +

slamberg has been saving this for weeks

slamberg has been saving this for weeks
500
#500
6 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpEIghwk_Lo

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpEIghwk_Lo[/youtube]
501
#501
6 Frags +

sleep tight pupper

sleep tight pupper
502
#502
29 Frags +

When I woke this morning at the ripe hour of 1:35 PM I knew it would be a bad day. Normally I get up at 1:49 PM. We were out of whole milk. I had to use almond milk with my Hershey's chocolate syrup to make my morning chocolate milk. I normally take two vitamin gummies to help my hair and nail growth, but there was only one left in the container. I went to have a wank after a few hours, but unfortunately logs.tf was down so I was unable to self fellate while viewing logs of me playing against lobby players. My bike was in the shop, so I had to use my dads, and the seat is a bit lower than I'm used to, so my entire posture for the rest of the day was off. When I eventually took my prematch shower, I noticed I was out of shampoo, which wouldn't be too big of an issue for most people, but due to the extremely hairy nature of my body, I use shampoo like bodywash to keep myself silky smooth for quick movement. I was unable to do this. Lastly, I forgot to mute trip in mumble before our match, which would put anyone on tilt. What I'm trying to say here is gg to Good Players ft. Luxor, but we didn't want to fall victim to the 16-0 curse ;) Hope to see you in playoffs!

When I woke this morning at the ripe hour of 1:35 PM I knew it would be a bad day. Normally I get up at 1:49 PM. We were out of whole milk. I had to use almond milk with my Hershey's chocolate syrup to make my morning chocolate milk. I normally take two vitamin gummies to help my hair and nail growth, but there was only one left in the container. I went to have a wank after a few hours, but unfortunately logs.tf was down so I was unable to self fellate while viewing logs of me playing against lobby players. My bike was in the shop, so I had to use my dads, and the seat is a bit lower than I'm used to, so my entire posture for the rest of the day was off. When I eventually took my prematch shower, I noticed I was out of shampoo, which wouldn't be too big of an issue for most people, but due to the extremely hairy nature of my body, I use shampoo like bodywash to keep myself silky smooth for quick movement. I was unable to do this. Lastly, I forgot to mute trip in mumble before our match, which would put anyone on tilt. What I'm trying to say here is gg to Good Players ft. Luxor, but we didn't want to fall victim to the 16-0 curse ;) Hope to see you in playoffs!
503
#503
-3 Frags +
slamBerghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MwM_gD2sQ

F

[quote=slamBerg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8MwM_gD2sQ[/quote]


F
504
#504
5 Frags +

casting a few games throughout the next week

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7222653
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7261489
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7261492

wanna do a writeup post regular season

casting a few games throughout the next week

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7222653
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7261489
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7261492

wanna do a writeup post regular season
505
#505
-10 Frags +

dog memes are dead, so I have decreed it and so it shall be

dog memes are dead, so I have decreed it and so it shall be
506
#506
28 Frags +
saamdog memes are dead, so I have decreed it and so it shall be

And with the dog memes dying so does saam's dpm

https://i.gyazo.com/982fa49af9f71b9ead8a6b543f1b242c.png

[quote=saam]dog memes are dead, so I have decreed it and so it shall be[/quote]

And with the dog memes dying so does saam's dpm

[img]https://i.gyazo.com/982fa49af9f71b9ead8a6b543f1b242c.png[/img]
507
#507
-4 Frags +

dog memes end and so does my dpm FeelsBadMan ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\.

dog memes end and so does my dpm FeelsBadMan ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\.
508
#508
12 Frags +

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_med77a0X8H1qzm2z5o1_500.png

ggs to megawac

[img]http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_med77a0X8H1qzm2z5o1_500.png[/img]

ggs to megawac
509
#509
5 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/e3Ld5XZ.png

http://i.imgur.com/e3Ld5XZ.png
510
#510
-4 Frags +

I think it's really cool how Jimmy Nutson had big brained b4nny in cgi
would recommend this childhood gem s(n_n)b

I think it's really cool how Jimmy Nutson had big brained b4nny in cgi
would recommend this childhood gem s(n_n)b
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