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ESEA Season 29 Open Happenings/Discussion
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#661
21 Frags +
Scratchhalfateam's dead due to an idiot who needs to impress his girlfriend or something, gl to all the open teams in playoffs it's been funwhy r u talking in the 3rd person

just one of the habits you pick up when you become more washed up than beach debris

[quote=Scratchh][quote=alfa]team's dead due to an idiot who needs to impress his girlfriend or something, gl to all the open teams in playoffs it's been fun[/quote]
why r u talking in the 3rd person[/quote]

just one of the habits you pick up when you become more washed up than beach debris
662
#662
17 Frags +

edating strikes again...

edating strikes again...
663
#663
4 Frags +

moke weed

moke weed
664
#664
3 Frags +

when are playoffs schedules out

when are playoffs schedules out
665
#665
25 Frags +

whos going to pay johnmilters rent this month?

whos going to pay johnmilters rent this month?
666
#666
37 Frags +

Actually guys, I did some digging and it seems a 19 year old named RandomCookie stole alfa's 24 year old e-girl e-gf. 90 percent of RandomCookie's twitter profile seems to be retweets of selfies from a much more famous e-girl, pokimane, so I assume this is some deep fantasy of e-dating playing itself out somehow. More at 11

Actually guys, I did some digging and it seems a 19 year old named RandomCookie stole alfa's 24 year old e-girl e-gf. 90 percent of RandomCookie's twitter profile seems to be retweets of selfies from a much more famous e-girl, pokimane, so I assume this is some deep fantasy of e-dating playing itself out somehow. More at 11
667
#667
6 Frags +

LOL

LOL
668
#668
15 Frags +

did Alfa get his egf stolen by a man named randomcookie

did Alfa get his egf stolen by a man named randomcookie
669
#669
30 Frags +
lagniappeActually guys, I did some digging and it seems a 19 year old named RandomCookie stole alfa's 24 year old e-girl e-gf. 90 percent of RandomCookie's twitter profile seems to be retweets of selfies from a much more famous e-girl, pokimane, so I assume this is some deep fantasy of e-dating playing itself out somehow. More at 11

Pretty much LMFAO

Edit: FYI she hasn't been my "e-gf" for a while, do not associate me with her.

[quote=lagniappe]Actually guys, I did some digging and it seems a 19 year old named RandomCookie stole alfa's 24 year old e-girl e-gf. 90 percent of RandomCookie's twitter profile seems to be retweets of selfies from a much more famous e-girl, pokimane, so I assume this is some deep fantasy of e-dating playing itself out somehow. More at 11[/quote]

Pretty much LMFAO

Edit: FYI she hasn't been my "e-gf" for a while, do not associate me with her.
670
#670
4 Frags +

Ok, This is Epic

Ok, This is Epic
671
#671
-10 Frags +

Why you gotta do Alfa like that oofpez?

Why you gotta do Alfa like that oofpez?
672
#672
27 Frags +

This is why I only e-date my bros, no weird drama with other guys trying to steal your girl

This is why I only e-date my bros, no weird drama with other guys trying to steal your girl
673
#673
28 Frags +

alfa? More like beta.

alfa? More like beta.
674
#674
5 Frags +
Bilbertalfa? More like beta.

Bro dont make fun of the best sniper EVER

[quote=Bilbert]alfa? More like beta.[/quote]
Bro dont make fun of the best sniper EVER
675
#675
6 Frags +
alfateam's dead due to an idiot who needs to impress his girlfriend or something, gl to all the open teams in playoffs it's been fun

pick me up chief ill be ur new gf

[quote=alfa]team's dead due to an idiot who needs to impress his girlfriend or something, gl to all the open teams in playoffs it's been fun[/quote]
pick me up chief ill be ur new gf
676
#676
-5 Frags +

This is not the first time this will happen.
And it will not be the last.

This is not the first time this will happen.
And it will not be the last.
677
#677
8 Frags +

bruh

bruh
678
#678
10 Frags +

You would’ve thought that a person with over 12 seasons of esea would know not to edate teammates

You would’ve thought that a person with over 12 seasons of esea would know not to edate teammates
679
#679
-6 Frags +

anyone wanna date im lft

anyone wanna date im lft
680
#680
5 Frags +
vulcYou would’ve thought that a person with over 12 seasons of esea would know not to edate teammates

I mean its not like he edated people before and they were already dating when they made the transition to tf2 from ow i think and alfa literally only decided to play open to play with her

[quote=vulc]You would’ve thought that a person with over 12 seasons of esea would know not to edate teammates[/quote]
I mean its not like he edated people before and they were already dating when they made the transition to tf2 from ow i think and alfa literally only decided to play open to play with her
681
#681
7 Frags +

I’ve been playing esea for two seasons and I know that edating kills teams, Alfa has no excuse smh

I’ve been playing esea for two seasons and I know that edating kills teams, Alfa has no excuse smh
682
#682
17 Frags +

alfas chad redemption ark begins now

alfas chad redemption ark begins now
683
#683
16 Frags +

finally my living hell of endless drama is over, i'm free!

EDIT: I wish alfa good luck in his future endeavors as hes a pretty cool guy and ult the same :)

finally my living hell of endless drama is over, i'm free!

EDIT: I wish alfa good luck in his future endeavors as hes a pretty cool guy and ult the same :)
684
#684
47 Frags +

the first pug i ever played with oofpez she talked about how cute my voice was while alfa was in the mumble
the second pug i ever played with oofpez she flirted with john milter

the first pug i ever played with oofpez she talked about how cute my voice was while alfa was in the mumble
the second pug i ever played with oofpez she flirted with john milter
685
#685
19 Frags +

god i fucking hate women

god i fucking hate women
686
#686
19 Frags +

the pain is over

the pain is over
687
#687
38 Frags +

I just want to say that Ult and Em are amazing players that deserve to get experience on solid IM teams and I wish them the best. Ult has insane movement and DM and literally had games in which he went 40-0, nothing but good things about him. Em followed my calls to the letter even if it made him go 10-30 but his plays won us games because of how effective and consistent they were. Both of these players are very good teammates and are good at taking feedback, and were always honest about concerns they had instead of bottling them up until the end of the season.

RandomCookie (apart from the fact that he dates my ex) honest player review: has been literally one of the most quiet players and only after he started dating her he somehow found a voice to speak? He has also gone behind everyone's backs attempting to cut people asking my scout if he was "feeling comfortable" switching roles which I do have plenty of proof for and my teammates can vouch for. Imagine you have the most quiet teammate for a whole season who dodges any team meetings/reviews (quits voice instantly after games) and then suddenly he gives a MASSIVE SHIT about everything suddenly to the point where I get counter-called midgame and has the audacity to tell me I make wrong calls. Like first of all, get your DM out of open level and then attempt to make main calls. Second of all, stop starting shit on teams for no reason by lying about people and thus killing teams.

About oofpezz, it was her first season of open and she honestly did better than I thought she would overall, not much to add on that, she literally installed the game 6 months ago.

I just want to say that Ult and Em are amazing players that deserve to get experience on solid IM teams and I wish them the best. Ult has insane movement and DM and literally had games in which he went 40-0, nothing but good things about him. Em followed my calls to the letter even if it made him go 10-30 but his plays won us games because of how effective and consistent they were. Both of these players are very good teammates and are good at taking feedback, and were always honest about concerns they had instead of bottling them up until the end of the season.

RandomCookie (apart from the fact that he dates my ex) honest player review: has been literally one of the most quiet players and only after he started dating her he somehow found a voice to speak? He has also gone behind everyone's backs attempting to cut people asking my scout if he was "feeling comfortable" switching roles which I do have plenty of proof for and my teammates can vouch for. Imagine you have the most quiet teammate for a whole season who dodges any team meetings/reviews (quits voice instantly after games) and then suddenly he gives a MASSIVE SHIT about everything suddenly to the point where I get counter-called midgame and has the audacity to tell me I make wrong calls. Like first of all, get your DM out of open level and then attempt to make main calls. Second of all, stop starting shit on teams for no reason by lying about people and thus killing teams.

About oofpezz, it was her first season of open and she honestly did better than I thought she would overall, not much to add on that, she literally installed the game 6 months ago.
688
#688
19 Frags +

(cookie) May 14 @ 1:58am
Happy Birthdays honeybun :333 :balloon::balloon::balloon:

Yu make so happis everyday even when i get sads. Thank yus for being the sweetest gurl evers c:

ily :-3 :nekoheart::pizzaslice::nekoheart:

(cookie) Feb 14 @ 8:23pm
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Happy Valentines Day bby :3

Thanks for making me so happy even when I get sad <3

:8bitheart::LoveTalia::heartb::Big_Heart::necroheart::lovesign::Heartful::nekoheart::heartfull::pinkheart::pinkneonheart::cure::rd_love::heart_emo::heart::grwheart::wnheart::p_heart::truelove:

(cookie) May 14 @ 1:58am
Happy Birthdays honeybun :333 :balloon::balloon::balloon:

Yu make so happis everyday even when i get sads. Thank yus for being the sweetest gurl evers c:

ily :-3 :nekoheart::pizzaslice::nekoheart:

(cookie) Feb 14 @ 8:23pm
_____/)___/)______./¯"""/')
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„,\)

Happy Valentines Day bby :3

Thanks for making me so happy even when I get sad <3

:8bitheart::LoveTalia::heartb::Big_Heart::necroheart::lovesign::Heartful::nekoheart::heartfull::pinkheart::pinkneonheart::cure::rd_love::heart_emo::heart::grwheart::wnheart::p_heart::truelove:
689
#689
3 Frags +

i need something like that in my shit life

i need something like that in my shit life
690
#690
11 Frags +

ima keep it real chief, is it really your ex if its edating. like its...... edating

ima keep it real chief, is it really your ex if its edating. like its...... edating
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