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whats the weirdest dreams yall niggas have had?

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imma put one of mine here: so i had a dream where i was currently enslaved by some rich ass white people but it was current day. they made me move a giant ass tub out of the house and chased me with a chainsaw and if i didnt throw the tub away fast enough they would cut off my legs and murder my family. in the end they did kill my entire family, but i ended up escaping (still running with the tub in my hands though, and i was also extremely clumsy). after 20 minutes they caught me and murdered me on the spot. i woke up sweating profusely.
whats the weirdest dreams yall niggas have had?

[spoiler]imma put one of mine here: so i had a dream where i was currently enslaved by some rich ass white people but it was current day. they made me move a giant ass tub out of the house and chased me with a chainsaw and if i didnt throw the tub away fast enough they would cut off my legs and murder my family. in the end they did kill my entire family, but i ended up escaping (still running with the tub in my hands though, and i was also extremely clumsy). after 20 minutes they caught me and murdered me on the spot. i woke up sweating profusely.[/spoiler]
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in one dream my dad fuckin animorphed into a snake and i didnt dream for like years after that

in one dream my dad fuckin animorphed into a snake and i didnt dream for like years after that
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1:i was riding a horse through all of upward, the house on 2nd (def respawn) was just a farmhouse, someone came out and yelled random shit at me (don't remember what it was this was like 5 months ago) then suddenly in the dream i woke up next to a frying pan with random shit baking on it, then i actually woke up and was confused af

2:i dreamed my 2 team leaders in the streets of whiterun from skyrim in the rain talking about how they wanted to improve the team, this was in the rain aswell and i only knew what one of them looked like, the one i've not seen i dreamed to be a very depressed emo girl in yellow giant shoes

1:i was riding a horse through all of upward, the house on 2nd (def respawn) was just a farmhouse, someone came out and yelled random shit at me (don't remember what it was this was like 5 months ago) then suddenly in the dream i woke up next to a frying pan with random shit baking on it, then i actually woke up and was confused af

2:i dreamed my 2 team leaders in the streets of whiterun from skyrim in the rain talking about how they wanted to improve the team, this was in the rain aswell and i only knew what one of them looked like, the one i've not seen i dreamed to be a very depressed emo girl in yellow giant shoes
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i had a dream where i was playng badlands and it was a stalemate, i went to sniper (i was roamer) and my scouts put me in a wheelchair, rolled me thru main and then i dropped the med, i woke up and i couldnt wait to tell people this strat, GROUNDbreaking how can no one think of this? badlands stalemates will be broken forever. but then no wheelchair item is in tf2, can we please add this?

i had a dream where i was playng badlands and it was a stalemate, i went to sniper (i was roamer) and my scouts put me in a wheelchair, rolled me thru main and then i dropped the med, i woke up and i couldnt wait to tell people this strat, GROUNDbreaking how can no one think of this? badlands stalemates will be broken forever. but then no wheelchair item is in tf2, can we please add this?
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That dream where I was at the party with people I know back from my school days. I was posting memes about them on 4chan (I don't even visit it irl) and got beaten up for it in the next morning.

That dream where I was at the party with people I know back from my school days. I was posting memes about them on 4chan (I don't even visit it irl) and got beaten up for it in the next morning.
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i always dream about food lmao

i always dream about food lmao
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i had a dream this morning where i was in my childhood home and my brother cooked food and the fumes turned out to be poison but it was easily avoidable and everyone left the house except me and i just sat inhaling the fumes and died

i had a dream this morning where i was in my childhood home and my brother cooked food and the fumes turned out to be poison but it was easily avoidable and everyone left the house except me and i just sat inhaling the fumes and died
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i had a dream where i was in my home in the room my grandma slept in when she lived with my family before she died a few years ago. nothing particularly abnormal happened in the dream, but it might have been a lucid dream as i had a casual conversation with her and i could control what i was saying. it was so realistic in that dream-type way where you don't realize it's not real and because of that i felt really connected to her through that conversation. her personality was just as i remembered and i was 16 like i am now, not younger like i was whenever else i had known her

still one of the most peaceful things i've experienced and it was surreal being able to, in a sense, spend time with someone who's no longer with you

i had a dream where i was in my home in the room my grandma slept in when she lived with my family before she died a few years ago. nothing particularly abnormal happened in the dream, but it might have been a lucid dream as i had a casual conversation with her and i could control what i was saying. it was so realistic in that dream-type way where you don't realize it's not real and because of that i felt really connected to her through that conversation. her personality was just as i remembered and i was 16 like i am now, not younger like i was whenever else i had known her

still one of the most peaceful things i've experienced and it was surreal being able to, in a sense, spend time with someone who's no longer with you
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old dream that involved me and my form class doing Total Wipeout but if u failed u died, luckily i won

old dream that involved me and my form class doing Total Wipeout but if u failed u died, luckily i won
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still remember a dream when i was 5 years old when a snake came up and i tried running away but i just ended up laying down on a couch hiding and the snake just slithered up and starting eating my eyeball. I consider it the first nightmare i've ever had and idk why i still remember it to this day.

still remember a dream when i was 5 years old when a snake came up and i tried running away but i just ended up laying down on a couch hiding and the snake just slithered up and starting eating my eyeball. I consider it the first nightmare i've ever had and idk why i still remember it to this day.
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your dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously

your dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously
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I used to see a dream / nightmare, where a large amount of snakes would be chasing me in some labyrinth and when I got through the labyrinth, a xenomorph (the alien from Alien) was waiting for me and before it killed me, I woke up.

I used to see a dream / nightmare, where a large amount of snakes would be chasing me in some labyrinth and when I got through the labyrinth, a xenomorph (the alien from Alien) was waiting for me and before it killed me, I woke up.
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when i was 4 years old i had a nightmare where i was being chased by the monsters from monsters inc through a hedge maze while i was wearing a tuxedo because it was during my aunt and uncle's wedding (aunt and uncle just got married around that time so i guess that's where my brain pulled that from) the monsters eventually caught up to me and randall ate me

when i was 4 years old i had a nightmare where i was being chased by the monsters from monsters inc through a hedge maze while i was wearing a tuxedo because it was during my aunt and uncle's wedding (aunt and uncle just got married around that time so i guess that's where my brain pulled that from) the monsters eventually caught up to me and randall ate me
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When I was younger (age 4 to 10) I always had the same nightmare. Something realistic would be happening, like my family would be sitting in the living room during winter and it'd be pouring outside. Then, after a while, a zeppelin would start coming from afar. The skull kid from Majora's Mask would be trying to get me onto there and my parents would be fine with it. For whatever reason, that zeppelin was distinct in terms of like dream-feeling. Whenever I saw it in the distance it would instill massive fear into me. Then around age 11, I just saw it and was like "okay. Whatever." and I've never had the same dream since.

Now I just have dreams about actually doing well in high-school and not doing the most retarded shit while being there.

When I was younger (age 4 to 10) I always had the same nightmare. Something realistic would be happening, like my family would be sitting in the living room during winter and it'd be pouring outside. Then, after a while, a zeppelin would start coming from afar. The skull kid from Majora's Mask would be trying to get me onto there and my parents would be fine with it. For whatever reason, that zeppelin was distinct in terms of like dream-feeling. Whenever I saw it in the distance it would instill massive fear into me. Then around age 11, I just saw it and was like "okay. Whatever." and I've never had the same dream since.

Now I just have dreams about actually doing well in high-school and not doing the most retarded shit while being there.
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this was from last night shit was so vivid, it was like the ending of my dream.
For some reason I was in a cooking school and Gordon Ramsay was the principle and was making chicken stir fried rice noodles and burnt the hell out of the chicken. I was pissed enough to grab a gun and run into Gordon Ramsay's office sobbing and wanting to shoot myself. and then I woke up.

this was from last night shit was so vivid, it was like the ending of my dream.
For some reason I was in a cooking school and Gordon Ramsay was the principle and was making chicken stir fried rice noodles and burnt the hell out of the chicken. I was pissed enough to grab a gun and run into Gordon Ramsay's office sobbing and wanting to shoot myself. and then I woke up.
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like 3 weeks ago i had a dream where i worked for a mad scientist. He wanted to kill everyone in the town so he kept trying to get me to rob the gun shop near his lab. I kept saying no but eventually he realized a meteor was coming down and was going to destroy the town so i figured as a last thank you i would go rob the gun store. I went and stole some guns, skyrim style(as in, with the HIDDEN/DETECTED indicator) but when i got back to the lab everyone in town had forgotten who i was and the scientist left a note on the door telling me that he left for a lab on an island and the last thing i saw before i woke up was a montage of me gearing up to go find him.

i like to think that it had some kind of happy or uplifting ending instead of me slaughtering everyone

like 3 weeks ago i had a dream where i worked for a mad scientist. He wanted to kill everyone in the town so he kept trying to get me to rob the gun shop near his lab. I kept saying no but eventually he realized a meteor was coming down and was going to destroy the town so i figured as a last thank you i would go rob the gun store. I went and stole some guns, skyrim style(as in, with the HIDDEN/DETECTED indicator) but when i got back to the lab everyone in town had forgotten who i was and the scientist left a note on the door telling me that he left for a lab on an island and the last thing i saw before i woke up was a montage of me gearing up to go find him.

i like to think that it had some kind of happy or uplifting ending instead of me slaughtering everyone
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i had a dream where i was batman, but not regular batman. fucking lego batman, and the entire dream i was trying to figure out how i was going to piss. totally oblivious to the fact that i was a lego figure. i woke up needing to piss and when i was in the bathroom it finally dawned on me.

i had a dream where i was batman, but not regular batman. fucking lego batman, and the entire dream i was trying to figure out how i was going to piss. totally oblivious to the fact that i was a lego figure. i woke up needing to piss and when i was in the bathroom it finally dawned on me.
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basically it was late at night, really dark out and could barely see, and for some reason I was walking around in my village but all the streets were like unrecognisable and kept changing like the maze in maze runner. somehow I eventually got to my house and there was a group of people in hoodies walking towards me with knives while I struggled to unlock my front door. it finally opened, and after I got into my house, I frantically tried to lock it again whilst seeing them get closer through the frosted glass. i quickly ran away from the door into the hallway and living room, where all of the interior was the same as my old babysitter's house from when I was like 4 yrs old. then i went to the conservatory and there were like multiple of my nan, like she had been cloned, and I didn't know which was my 'real' nan. I started asking them questions to determine the real one from the imposters but they all answered the same so I was confused as fuck. I ran out the room in panic but felt so slow like I was underwater. I peaked around the corner and all of them had just disappeared like they were never there. then I woke up

basically it was late at night, really dark out and could barely see, and for some reason I was walking around in my village but all the streets were like unrecognisable and kept changing like the maze in maze runner. somehow I eventually got to my house and there was a group of people in hoodies walking towards me with knives while I struggled to unlock my front door. it finally opened, and after I got into my house, I frantically tried to lock it again whilst seeing them get closer through the frosted glass. i quickly ran away from the door into the hallway and living room, where all of the interior was the same as my old babysitter's house from when I was like 4 yrs old. then i went to the conservatory and there were like multiple of my nan, like she had been cloned, and I didn't know which was my 'real' nan. I started asking them questions to determine the real one from the imposters but they all answered the same so I was confused as fuck. I ran out the room in panic but felt so slow like I was underwater. I peaked around the corner and all of them had just disappeared like they were never there. then I woke up
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Last night I had a dream where I was at an airport with my family. For some reason there was a grocery store (specifically a Target) in the airport, and there was a vending machine where they sold food like hamburgers ($4.00) and hotdogs ($0.89 or something). I bought a hamburger from the machine, where you picked it up from the machine kind of like a regular soda/snack machine, but pocket where you picked it up seemed like it was only 2-3 inches from the ground. The hamburger itself wasn't packaged or anything (it may have been on a porcelain plate) and it seemed decent considering it came from a vending machine. I woke up soon after. I still don't know why i had that dream or if there was any purpose of it.

https://i.imgur.com/4VpAtLh.png

Consoleyour dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously

whats the purpose or what metaphor does a fucking hamburger vending machine have

Last night I had a dream where I was at an airport with my family. For some reason there was a grocery store (specifically a Target) in the airport, and there was a vending machine where they sold food like hamburgers ($4.00) and hotdogs ($0.89 or something). I bought a hamburger from the machine, where you picked it up from the machine kind of like a regular soda/snack machine, but pocket where you picked it up seemed like it was only 2-3 inches from the ground. The hamburger itself wasn't packaged or anything (it may have been on a porcelain plate) and it seemed decent considering it came from a vending machine. I woke up soon after. I still don't know why i had that dream or if there was any purpose of it.

https://i.imgur.com/4VpAtLh.png

[quote=Console]your dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously[/quote]

whats the purpose or what metaphor does a fucking hamburger vending machine have
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Jw321123Consoleyour dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously
whats the purpose or what metaphor does a fucking hamburger vending machine have

lose some weight bro

[quote=Jw321123]
[quote=Console]your dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously[/quote]

whats the purpose or what metaphor does a fucking hamburger vending machine have[/quote]
lose some weight bro
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i can't logically explain any of my dreams because of how weird they are, but my most memorable one was from when i was 11; i time traveled to the future and met my 23 year-old self, he had a huge mansion with a roller coaster in the living room. buncha other weird dreams followed it that i can't explain. just goes to show the unrealistic expectations i had for myself at the time

i can't logically explain any of my dreams because of how weird they are, but my most memorable one was from when i was 11; i time traveled to the future and met my 23 year-old self, he had a huge mansion with a roller coaster in the living room. buncha other weird dreams followed it that i can't explain. just goes to show the unrealistic expectations i had for myself at the time
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I once dreamed I had to drive a car from the backseat and was really scared since I couldn't see anything. I was wondering if I was dreaming the whole time too but I had to keep going since I couldn't be sure. After a while I was just like "fuck it, this can't be real" and crashed into a bunch of other cars to finally end it which made me wake up.

I have weird shit dreams like this basically every night but most of the time I forget the most of it since it's not really sticking out. Yesterday I dreamed I woke up and my whole room including my bed was full of ants for example. Really annoying.

I once dreamed I had to drive a car from the backseat and was really scared since I couldn't see anything. I was wondering if I was dreaming the whole time too but I had to keep going since I couldn't be sure. After a while I was just like "fuck it, this can't be real" and crashed into a bunch of other cars to finally end it which made me wake up.

I have weird shit dreams like this basically every night but most of the time I forget the most of it since it's not really sticking out. Yesterday I dreamed I woke up and my whole room including my bed was full of ants for example. Really annoying.
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oh boy here we go. the dream started with me playing on a viaduct (snowy) pub as heavy and holding it in the rock that lets you up to the cliff next to china for like 6 minutes. somehow i died and when they capped i instantly lost the pub. i remember feeling pretty bad about it and somehow just told myself i wanted some change in my life so my mom, who lives in another city, just came into my room and offered me a trip to japan, so i took it and took my pet pig with me (who doesn't exists). fast-forward to japan i am in a rotating-spherical-big ass floating trams restaurant going over what seems like downtown/port of some japan city and we're not eating anything, my mom tells me she feels sick so i go to the bathroom (?), and there i open a bathroom door to check the toilets and i just meet like a fuckload of colombian/venezuela people inside the bathroom stall trying to like just be there hiding from the police because they were illegant inmigrants of some sort, i somehow accept to help them get out and we try to get through the bathroom window, which somehow is at ground-level, not in the rotating trailway anymore, and we run through the streets of japan, only to fast-forward to what i remember was Antartica, but the global warming melted all the ice so it was just grass and trees and beautiful mountains that went high, like 6-7 kilometers high, probably inspired by my memories of the Andean Mountains. The guys said thank you to me and some of them went to mind their own business while someone i befriended offered me to show me the place, which im not sure if it was their home or not. The scenario was actually beautiful, with norse-style rocks that had forgotten runes written on it everywhere, animals you'd see everywhere, but coated white, like, white squirrels, white deers, white birds, and in the distance, grass that started elevating and then went suddenly into the depths of fucking nothing. No rocky cliff, just grass that went into darkess. at the other side of the void, which was maybe 50 meters wide, a beautiful series of cascades and a lake with undisturbed clear water, with the mountains in the distance. I remember just taking pictures of it and then going back to meet up with my friend, and before we entered into the woods i woke up, at first with a giant ass worm over my bed that tried to strangle me and then i woke up again. I'm usually not a lucid dreamer

oh boy here we go. the dream started with me playing on a viaduct (snowy) pub as heavy and holding it in the rock that lets you up to the cliff next to china for like 6 minutes. somehow i died and when they capped i instantly lost the pub. i remember feeling pretty bad about it and somehow just told myself i wanted some change in my life so my mom, who lives in another city, just came into my room and offered me a trip to japan, so i took it and took my pet pig with me (who doesn't exists). fast-forward to japan i am in a rotating-spherical-big ass floating trams restaurant going over what seems like downtown/port of some japan city and we're not eating anything, my mom tells me she feels sick so i go to the bathroom (?), and there i open a bathroom door to check the toilets and i just meet like a fuckload of colombian/venezuela people inside the bathroom stall trying to like just be there hiding from the police because they were illegant inmigrants of some sort, i somehow accept to help them get out and we try to get through the bathroom window, which somehow is at ground-level, not in the rotating trailway anymore, and we run through the streets of japan, only to fast-forward to what i remember was Antartica, but the global warming melted all the ice so it was just grass and trees and beautiful mountains that went high, like 6-7 kilometers high, probably inspired by my memories of the Andean Mountains. The guys said thank you to me and some of them went to mind their own business while someone i befriended offered me to show me the place, which im not sure if it was their home or not. The scenario was actually beautiful, with norse-style rocks that had forgotten runes written on it everywhere, animals you'd see everywhere, but coated white, like, white squirrels, white deers, white birds, and in the distance, grass that started elevating and then went suddenly into the depths of fucking nothing. No rocky cliff, just grass that went into darkess. at the other side of the void, which was maybe 50 meters wide, a beautiful series of cascades and a lake with undisturbed clear water, with the mountains in the distance. I remember just taking pictures of it and then going back to meet up with my friend, and before we entered into the woods i woke up, at first with a giant ass worm over my bed that tried to strangle me and then i woke up again. I'm usually not a lucid dreamer
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I always have these "monkaS dreams" where you are running from zombies, aliens or anything else. But the worst thing is that in such dreams you can't run or attack at all. You're trying but you just fucking can't.

I always have these "monkaS dreams" where you are running from zombies, aliens or anything else. But the worst thing is that in such dreams you can't run or attack at all. You're trying but you just fucking can't.
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I smoked some fat kush with prominent community members. very surreal, but a pleasant experience.

I smoked some fat kush with prominent community members. very surreal, but a pleasant experience.
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when i was like 9 years old i had this dream that there was a zombie apocalypse. for some reason it was just me and my dad at one of my aunt/uncle's homes. the home caught on fire really quickly and like everything was burning except there wasn't any smoke. a zombie came out from another room and we started running but then i had to stop because my shoe was untied so my dad starting tying my shoe really quickly but the zombie was catching up so he threw the shoe at it and we started running again and then i woke up

when i was like 9 years old i had this dream that there was a zombie apocalypse. for some reason it was just me and my dad at one of my aunt/uncle's homes. the home caught on fire really quickly and like everything was burning except there wasn't any smoke. a zombie came out from another room and we started running but then i had to stop because my shoe was untied so my dad starting tying my shoe really quickly but the zombie was catching up so he threw the shoe at it and we started running again and then i woke up
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Only weird dreams I remember are ones from when I was around 10.

Me and my family being crushed by a dinosaur stampede. That was an interesting one. Not sure how that came to be but I think the dream started with me getting a pet triceratops and suddenly a lot more turned up

Used to have dreams of me falling off of skyscrapers at least once per week. Luckily that stopped but had at least 10 of those in a relatively short time

#1 weirdest dream is one I wrote about before in a similar thread (irrational fears thread a couple months ago maybe?):
I used to collect plush animals as a kid. Had a lot of them. One of them was a penguin about 1:1 size to an emperor penguin. In the dream it came to live and its tongue was a cobra. It cornered me in my room and the cobra tongue kept biting me while I screamed for help. It felt like I was feeling actual stinging pain and I was unable to wake up from this dream. The previous dreams I mentioned made me wake up. Not an option with this asshole though. Had that dream for a couple of days in a row so it started to worry me. Locked the penguin in a box, put the box in the attic. A while ago we were cleaning up the attic. Found the box and that penguin went straight to the trash

Only weird dreams I remember are ones from when I was around 10.

Me and my family being crushed by a dinosaur stampede. That was an interesting one. Not sure how that came to be but I think the dream started with me getting a pet triceratops and suddenly a lot more turned up

Used to have dreams of me falling off of skyscrapers at least once per week. Luckily that stopped but had at least 10 of those in a relatively short time

#1 weirdest dream is one I wrote about before in a similar thread (irrational fears thread a couple months ago maybe?):
I used to collect plush animals as a kid. Had a lot of them. One of them was a penguin about 1:1 size to an emperor penguin. In the dream it came to live and its tongue was a cobra. It cornered me in my room and the cobra tongue kept biting me while I screamed for help. It felt like I was feeling actual stinging pain and I was unable to wake up from this dream. The previous dreams I mentioned made me wake up. Not an option with this asshole though. Had that dream for a couple of days in a row so it started to worry me. Locked the penguin in a box, put the box in the attic. A while ago we were cleaning up the attic. Found the box and that penguin went straight to the trash
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I had a dream where I was visiting England/London but it seemed to be like in a post-apocalyptic/dystopian state.
Everything was dirty and looked brown and black the water was very dark.
I remember crossing a bridge that was under construction, it had holes and cars were broken down on it. Everyone was crossing the bridge on foot. People were slipping on what looked like horse shit and falling down the holes. I crossed the bridge and met a guy and we went to this dock that kinda looked like a boardwalk but was really close to the water and there wasn't a beach. But this dock had arcade games and a bar. So we got some drinks and then we went to go pick up some girls and it pretty ended there cuz the guy I met wasn't getting lucky
This dream happen last week or so

I had a dream where I was visiting England/London but it seemed to be like in a post-apocalyptic/dystopian state.
Everything was dirty and looked brown and black the water was very dark.
I remember crossing a bridge that was under construction, it had holes and cars were broken down on it. Everyone was crossing the bridge on foot. People were slipping on what looked like horse shit and falling down the holes. I crossed the bridge and met a guy and we went to this dock that kinda looked like a boardwalk but was really close to the water and there wasn't a beach. But this dock had arcade games and a bar. So we got some drinks and then we went to go pick up some girls and it pretty ended there cuz the guy I met wasn't getting lucky
This dream happen last week or so
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#29
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I had a dream where me and my family were marbles in a huge marble contraption just zooming all over the place

I had a dream where me and my family were marbles in a huge marble contraption just zooming all over the place
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My first nightmare was me being chased by shredder from tmnt through my neighborhood and that running through jello thing was happening

My first nightmare was me being chased by shredder from tmnt through my neighborhood and that running through jello thing was happening
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