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Salty Spitoon for IM
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#1
0 Frags +

This is a bit of a last ditch hail-mary for my teammates to still play together, but if there are or will be any IM teams that have sort of given up on the season, are still playoff eligible (say if you win almost every single remaining IM game -- I think 9-7 is usually the cut-off), and are willing to be replaced by the Salty Spitoon players as an all or nothing type of deal, let me or Ictus know.

Since I ultimately chose to play in IM for fun, with people I knew, and it bums me out to see some of my teammates bummed out, I'd be willing to bribe give up all potential prize winnings I earn in the season to split among the original people on the team to pay for their league fees or whatever (might not be much for compensation but it's something I hope). Looking over the ESEA rules, there's nothing I can see that would be against this, and the remaining teams aren't hijacked or dead. We would also be a bit handicapped with a losing record if people are concerned about fairness.

Just note that IM only allows 3 people to join a team per week.

This is a bit of a last ditch hail-mary for my teammates to still play together, but if there are or will be any IM teams that have sort of given up on the season, are still playoff eligible (say if you win almost every single remaining IM game -- I think 9-7 is usually the cut-off), and are willing to be replaced by the Salty Spitoon players as an all or nothing type of deal, let me or Ictus know.

Since I ultimately chose to play in IM for fun, with people I knew, and it bums me out to see some of my teammates bummed out, I'd be willing to [s]bribe[/s] give up all potential prize winnings I earn in the season to split among the original people on the team to pay for their league fees or whatever (might not be much for compensation but it's something I hope). Looking over the ESEA rules, there's nothing I can see that would be against this, and the remaining teams aren't hijacked or dead. We would also be a bit handicapped with a losing record if people are concerned about fairness.

Just note that IM only allows 3 people to join a team per week.
2
#2
10 Frags +

sureshot is a god

(the others are pretty cool too)

sureshot is a god

(the others are pretty cool too)
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#3
8 Frags +

I'll toss in mine too. I feel really bad for everything and just getting a roster into invite is what we're aiming for after a season of practice. I started this team so I could bring back SureShot and have some fun again after the invite scout slots were filled. Then a lot of old names came back to play like Schnell and Sneaky and we were having a blast playing and were doing really well. Thanks for reading.

I'll toss in mine too. I feel really bad for everything and just getting a roster into invite is what we're aiming for after a season of practice. I started this team so I could bring back SureShot and have some fun again after the invite scout slots were filled. Then a lot of old names came back to play like Schnell and Sneaky and we were having a blast playing and were doing really well. Thanks for reading.
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#4
7 Frags +

Fuck it I'll toss my share less my fees.

Paid to win IM without playing, that's a good deal.

Fuck it I'll toss my share less my fees.

Paid to win IM without playing, that's a good deal.
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#5
ESEA
20 Frags +

me too

*I don't condone this kind of roster hijacking and it should be discouraged

me too

*I don't condone this kind of roster hijacking and it should be discouraged
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#6
10 Frags +

wrech this is the money making scheme you've been waiting for... and you can get paid to not play with mustard overlord! what a deal

you guys are so generous

wrech this is the money making scheme you've been waiting for... and you can get paid to not play with mustard overlord! what a deal

you guys are so generous
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#7
4 Frags +
bearodactylwrech this is the money making scheme you've been waiting for... and you can get paid to not play with mustard overlord! what a deal

you guys are so generous

wrench would still find a way to pay sureshot more than he made back somehow

[quote=bearodactyl]wrech this is the money making scheme you've been waiting for... and you can get paid to not play with mustard overlord! what a deal

you guys are so generous[/quote]

wrench would still find a way to pay sureshot more than he made back somehow
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#8
11 Frags +
mustardoverlordretard bullshit

sometimes i cant believe some of the retarded shit you say

jump_beef champion: I wish esea let u change ur team name all the time
jump_beef champion: cuz we're playin frickin awesome gamers who obviously have the f4g tag
jump_beef champion: we couldve changed our name to
jump_beef champion: gaming awesome youth
jump_beef champion: g4y vs f4g
jump_beef champion: classic meme
[kysmm!] wrech: stfu
jump_beef champion: nubian incredible gamers
jump_beef champion: n1g
jump_beef champion: jubilantly elite warriors
jump_beef champion: j3w

[quote=mustardoverlord]retard bullshit[/quote]

sometimes i cant believe some of the retarded shit you say

jump_beef champion: I wish esea let u change ur team name all the time
jump_beef champion: cuz we're playin frickin awesome gamers who obviously have the f4g tag
jump_beef champion: we couldve changed our name to
jump_beef champion: gaming awesome youth
jump_beef champion: g4y vs f4g
jump_beef champion: classic meme
[kysmm!] wrech: stfu
jump_beef champion: nubian incredible gamers
jump_beef champion: n1g
jump_beef champion: jubilantly elite warriors
jump_beef champion: j3w
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#9
-6 Frags +
wrechedddddmustardoverlordretard bullshit
sometimes i cant believe some of the retarded shit you say

jump_beef champion: I wish esea let u change ur team name all the time
jump_beef champion: cuz we're playin frickin awesome gamers who obviously have the f4g tag
jump_beef champion: we couldve changed our name to
jump_beef champion: gaming awesome youth
jump_beef champion: g4y vs f4g
jump_beef champion: classic meme
[kysmm!] wrech: stfu
jump_beef champion: nubian incredible gamers
jump_beef champion: n1g
jump_beef champion: jubilantly elite warriors
jump_beef champion: j3w

look at all those plus frags

the people have spoken

we are now team j3w

[quote=wrecheddddd][quote=mustardoverlord]retard bullshit[/quote]

sometimes i cant believe some of the retarded shit you say

jump_beef champion: I wish esea let u change ur team name all the time
jump_beef champion: cuz we're playin frickin awesome gamers who obviously have the f4g tag
jump_beef champion: we couldve changed our name to
jump_beef champion: gaming awesome youth
jump_beef champion: g4y vs f4g
jump_beef champion: classic meme
[kysmm!] wrech: stfu
jump_beef champion: nubian incredible gamers
jump_beef champion: n1g
jump_beef champion: jubilantly elite warriors
jump_beef champion: j3w[/quote]

look at all those plus frags

the people have spoken

we are now team j3w
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#10
9 Frags +

at this rate ictus ill pay u to take this mong off my hands

at this rate ictus ill pay u to take this mong off my hands
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#11
6 Frags +
wrechedddddat this rate ictus ill pay u to take this mong off my hands

THE FAG FURNACE: wrech ubers are aids

wrech: My DM is decent
wrech: I don't need many balls
wrech: Heals
wrech: Not balls

[quote=wrecheddddd]at this rate ictus ill pay u to take this mong off my hands[/quote]

THE FAG FURNACE: wrech ubers are aids

wrech: My DM is decent
wrech: I don't need many balls
wrech: Heals
wrech: Not balls
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#12
12 Frags +
wrechedddddat this rate ictus ill pay u to take this mong off my hands

I'll join your team and get mustard cut again

[quote=wrecheddddd]at this rate ictus ill pay u to take this mong off my hands[/quote]

I'll join your team and get mustard cut again
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#13
16 Frags +

[kysmm!] wrech: if u recieve more heals p min than u deal damage
[kysmm!] wrech: ur cut
[kysmm!] wrech: deal?
le seigneur de la moutarde: im jewish
le seigneur de la moutarde: ive been cut
le seigneur de la moutarde: since 8 days
le seigneur de la moutarde: after birth
le seigneur de la moutarde: 8]
[kysmm!] wrech: god fucking
[kysmm!] wrech: why do i keep u

[kysmm!] wrech: if u recieve more heals p min than u deal damage
[kysmm!] wrech: ur cut
[kysmm!] wrech: deal?
le seigneur de la moutarde: im jewish
le seigneur de la moutarde: ive been cut
le seigneur de la moutarde: since 8 days
le seigneur de la moutarde: after birth
le seigneur de la moutarde: 8]
[kysmm!] wrech: god fucking
[kysmm!] wrech: why do i keep u
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#14
4 Frags +

best of luck spitoon!

best of luck spitoon!
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#15
8 Frags +

great group of guys

great group of guys
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#16
7 Frags +

tfw your sinister plan of guilt-tripping your teammates works

mustardoverlord[kysmm!] wrech: why do i keep u

wrech has tried to pick me up before, so I can only assume that he secretly loves all players like mustard who soak up excessive heals :)

tfw your sinister plan of guilt-tripping your teammates works

[quote=mustardoverlord]
[kysmm!] wrech: why do i keep u[/quote]

wrech has tried to pick me up before, so I can only assume that he secretly loves all players like mustard who soak up excessive heals :)
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#17
cp_granary_pro
15 Frags +

https://wallpaperspal.com/wp-content/uploads/Welcome-to-the-Salty-Spitoon.-How-tough-are-ya.jpg

[img]https://wallpaperspal.com/wp-content/uploads/Welcome-to-the-Salty-Spitoon.-How-tough-are-ya.jpg[/img]
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#18
3 Frags +

Get these boys a team, I had fun casting their match and would like to do it again.

Get these boys a team, I had fun casting their match and would like to do it again.
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#19
3 Frags +

Just a heads up that we're still looking -- guessing we realistically only have a week or two of time left judging by the standings and the few teams that would consider this. Thanks for the support above even if this doesn't pan out.

Just a heads up that we're still looking -- guessing we realistically only have a week or two of time left judging by the standings and the few teams that would consider this. Thanks for the support above even if this doesn't pan out.
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