is this a challenge

10. Dress for Success
First thing to get a girl: You need to get their attention. Women love men with good taste, and you will be the most classy kid on the block. Remind her that chivalry is not dead; wear a blazer and a fedora with dress pants when you’re out hunting. Remember though that you’re not trying to hunt them, but trying to seek a potential mate. Be a peacock, not a coyote.

9. Experience First
Experience is key. How can you get a girlfriend if you don’t even know how a girl works? You need to research them—extensively. Wikihow is a great source of free advice on the basic steps:

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girl-to-Like-You

Another great article is how girls get guys:
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Guy-to-Notice-You

Know your enemy, before you engage them.

8. Get To Know Her
The best way, however, is to get to know her. Know her hobbies, ask her friends about her, add her on Facebook and get to know her before she knows you. Only then can you be the perfect boyfriend for her. Join her clubs or sports or whatever. Make sure that she doesn’t find out about your extensive research though, otherwise you’ll come off as a creep and you’ll never be able to proceed. Either establish yourself as a friend or go straight to the next step.

7. Be Helpful
Everyone appreciates people who look out for them. And you’re going to look the shit out for her. Be her shining knight that waits for her every need; make her feel like a princess.

Examples:
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6. Care for Her
But don’t only look out for her physical needs. You need to be there for her for everything. Go with her through the hard times, so you can deserve her for the good times. Be her emotional boyfriend before you become her actual boyfriend. That way you can seamlessly transition from one to the other; plus things won’t be awkward when you do become her boyfriend.

5. Picture Time
By now she should be more than comfortable enough to be in a picture with you. This is also a great time to make your mark on her and make sure that no one else goes for her. Look intimidating in your pictures so that other male specimens know what tough shit you are. A classy man might be hiding a gun or may even be in the Mob; you never know when someone looks as good as you’re going to look in your photos.

4. The Phone Number
This is probably the second hardest step to do. You need her phone number. Make up some excuse to get her number like you need it for homework or something and then start to text her like mad. As soon as you get her number, call and/or text her to show her that you got her number and it’s working fine. After that try to text her at least once a day with “good morning! :)” (the smiley face is essential) or “Good night! :).” This will build up your relationship levels to near astronomical heights.

3. Moving In
Now you’re pretty much set. Start asking to watch movies, go out to the library, go bowling, things like that to build up your relationship levels. If you’re uncomfortable, go out with friends. Try not to get into the inescapable chasm that is the friendzone. Flirt while you’re on these “mini-dates,” which is probably the best thing you can do to stay out of the friendzone. Don’t let her pay for anything, always pick up the tab.

2. The Killshot
Ask her out for dinner. Cross your fingers on this one. If she says yes, after dinner (after you pay of course) ask her to start “going steady.” You’re going to need all the luck you can get.

1. Never Give Up
If, for some reason, these tips (not necessarily in order) did not manage to get you the girl of your dreams, never give up. Maybe she was not ready or you rushed things a little too fast. Don’t give up on her otherwise your dreams will never come true. Keep at it (her)!

looks like im doing it tomorrow cuz im sangreen but i have the basics down atm heh

If a normalcool ever says derogatory things to you about your hobby, respond with this (anonymous letter works best with cut-out letters from magazines):

No one will remember you or your insignificant life in 100 years, maybe even 50. I will be a gaming legend and my accolades will be remembered forever. I am a god, and you are nothing.

Signed,

Your Intellectual Superior.

I will post the tips tomorrow

Is it bad if I'm refusing to do things because I have a set schedule?

With the new DragonBallZ movie coming out soon I decided to watch DragonBallZ Kai. This show is really good and I devoted an hour of my time every day to watching it (almost done with the Frieza saga). During this period I turn off Steam, my phone, Skype, etc. so I don't be bothered. Now I'm getting complaints that I'm being a "shut-in" when I tell them what I'm doing.

The biggest problem though is that because of my commitments I decided to not go out to watch a movie with my friends when girls were present. It was a tough choice but I decided to stick with it but now I'm having second thoughts. Should I stop watching this show, make up a better excuse, or just ignore everyone?

Help me tf.tv!

Have girls talk to them?

One thing I noticed from switching from TF2 to League is that I enjoy League a lot more because there are not only girls but they talk directly to me. They're kind of flirty but still have a business feel to me but it's more flirty when I own (all the time). Then the announcer says encouraging things and I feel like I might have a chance with her if I impress her enough.

Then I remember that my true loyalties lie with TF2; does anyone feel like the TF2 announcer should be more flirty? She has too much of a business feel imo and I think it would make the game better if she encouraged players in a more emotional way does anyone here know what I mean

but it must be published on esea news otherwise im not doing it heh i need to feel important

Your Wish Is My Command

Again!

*Side note: I wrote a big elaborate story and then tri told me that I didn't need to until today so I put it in steam chat to save with the cool nifty new update that lets you see chat history then today it didnt pop up thanks gaben as you fix great weapons like the huo long heatmaker so sorry if this post isn't up to stultus-quality standards (AAA like america heh)*

Jack Zhu Incorporated is pleased to announce its inception, of helping young men in their prime succeed with women. The Chess Club Team of Team Fortress 2 Copyright Valve has agreed to be sponsored by JZhuInc, and complimentary girlfriends have been awarded to each of them. As such, however, they want more than what I can give them. This is outrageous. JZhuInc is a start-up company and these heathens want to suck up what little money I have left after giving away M-Block, N-Block, O-Block, banana, panana, and clanana. I needed to use my wits and talents to get these lovely ladies (which is why I founded my company), and they still want more?

But they do. So I turn to you, community, to invest in JZhuInc so that The Chess Club (new team name of The JZhuInc Club pending) can go to LAN and place first. Of course, there will be incentives:

$250: http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/5914-10-tips-by-stultus
$500: TUNE IN NOW
$750: tri and I AMA
$1000: I return to TF2 (lol thats why this is so high im not coming back heh)

Every $100 churns out one certified stultus-quality thread
Individual donations of $25 or higher will be given a signed weapon by a Chess Club Member of Your Choosing

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CURRENT FUNDS: $531.67
Remember, you are funding not only a successful LAN, but the success of a new company. Capitalism and America are depending on you.

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and now it's awkward as fuck

I return to serve

Add a girl on facebook

Unfortunately she spilled the coffee on herself and began to short out. L-bots are known not to deal well with water damage

Thought you'd like some she said.

I smiled.

Give me a sec I said. Let me throw another log into the fire.