if i cant beat cookie in game you better believe i'll get every single one of his drops in glorious 720p 60fps

is this fade the cheater who got vac banned or another one

added

did you not notice the whitelist this season?

granted I'm not sold on the idea but you can't really say no one is doing anything

overheating maybe?

acting like a retard is saying "tf2 stadium" in chat, or being in groups that mention tf2 stadium?

or is it posting on other forums about how you think masternoob is a fucking retard when it comes to pr and then him seeing it and banning you

please don't bring that up it's a traumatic moment for me...

i welcome the sweet embrace of death

every time i remember this was the last baseball game david ortiz will play

http://i.imgur.com/AdiBPrO.jpg

http://puu.sh/rEFSh/1cf1b16a4b.png

social lives are only obstacles to succesful tf2 careers and ex needs to figure the out QUICK

Matches Of The Week

dunheon defenders vs 130 MShttps://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7939307
This should be a really good game. I see 130 ms as a solid step below both dd_ and clown fiesta, but getting a win here or even 5-4 will prove that they are just as capable of winning IM this season as anyone else. I do expect dd_ to play a bit better than that, and I see them winning this match 5-3

Waddle R Us vs Running From Mustard https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7939304
If I have overrated trip and phlps’s value to Waddle R Us this is the match that’s going to show it. I ranked waddle above 8k almost entirely off the recent additions to their team, a loss for them means they might not be the placement IM team I think they could be. On the other side, I would say this game is pretty close to a must win for 8K, as I don’t like their chances of going deep into playoffs if they finish below 5th seed. I see Waddle R Us taking this 5-3

clown fiesta vs Waddle R Us https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7956846
While I don’t think Waddle has a chance of taking this match, I do think it will be good to see how they react to going into a match they probably shouldn’t win. Do they fold and just fuck around or do they come prepared and keep it close? It’s all going to come down to how the gay weeb e-lationship between trip and phlps affects the chemistry of this team. 5-2 clown fiesta.

Apologies for the lack of a write up last week, I actually had a severe allergic reaction to some peanuts in my deep fried chocolate milkshake and was in the hospital for 5 days. With that out of the way, the past two weeks have seen roster shakeups for almost every team in the top 8, the only teams escaping being clown fiesta and two teams not on my list two weeks ago. Catface makes an early exit from the division and like that crazy ex you want to forget about he just can't seem to get over it though in fairness to him percy is a pretty big downgrade. Trip and phlps bow out of invite and return to their true home, and EVIL adds two very good players in Micah and asianriceguy. Roster shakeups continue to plague 8K and at this point I have no idea what's going on with them.

#1- clown fiesta https://play.esea.net/teams/144649
Scout:vari
Scout:ex
Roamer:glider
Pocket:froot
Demo:mae
Medic:meyy
If they had dropped one more round versus dd_ I honestly wouldn’t have put them in 1st. Trading ex who’s been categorically mediocre in IM for Evil MrMuffinz :D who could easily scout in mid invite is a massive upgrade. Everyone but Glider put up good performances in a win over dd_ that started out shaky but finished with a convincing quick 3-0 second half. If this team wants to actually win IM ex is definitely need to pick it up as he’s been one of the weaker scouts on a top team. It is saved a little by catface being replaced by percy.

#2- dunheon defendershttps://play.esea.net/teams/130977
Scout:demoted
Scout:percy
Roamer:megaboy
Pocket:Kryptonite
Demo:mc
Medic:exile
It’s so easy to see a world where dunheon defenders have proved themselves as the best team in IM. If exile has been able to make the match or they had a decent medic sub and if they had managed to work through their personal issues with catface I could see them beating clown fiesta even with Muffinz. Just with both teams having their starting 6 my gut says dd_ is the strongest team. Unfortunately for them we don’t live in a world of hypotheticals and they lost 5-2. Still, I think everyone on this roster is strong, even if trading percy for catface is a pretty significant downgrade. I’m not sure if this season will have rematches but I would love to see them play clown fiesta again, I think both of these teams are a step above everyone else.

#3- 130 ms https://play.esea.net/teams/119535
Scout:sandblast
Scout:bunnymonster
Roamer:cloudmaker
Pocket:aim
Demo:moy
Medic:lee
This has turned into the ultimate pug team. I’ve never seen bunny do well outside of pugs and sandblast has only ever played open and pugs. Cloudmaker, who recently left Waddle R Us, has been around forever but seems to thrive in the loose style of play this team has, and moy played in Asia which can only be a trainwreck. Lee might be the worst medic on a top 8 team but you never expect to have great medics in pugs. They even pug more than they scrim. The biggest risk to this team is someone else figuring out how they play and them being unable to adapt; I’ve never seen bunny be able to do anything besides run through a flank and take as many fights as he can. I think their style of play plays perfectly into their strengths however and the worst mistake the teams above them could make is to underestimate them.

#4 -Waddle R Us https://play.esea.net/teams/144170
Scout:RockMonkey
Scout:phlps
Roamer:phorofor
Pocket:trip
Demo:safrix
Medic:tiptoes
This team gets a huge upgrade in phlps and what I think is an upgrade (for them at least) in trip. I don’t think cloudmaker was able to give this team the guidance they needed. I do think that by swapping link for phlps this team overall will need less guidance, as having the best scout in IM tends to make the game a bit easier, and maybe trip’s IM championship and brief stint in invite will get him to stop being such a weeb bitch and actually maincall well. The chemistry trip and phlps have from e-dating should also be another benefit for this team. I’m excited to see this new roster prove themselves with matches against both dd_ and EVIL.

#5- Every Villain Is Lemons https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=7773599
Scout:Micah
Scout:Troopo
Roamer:Retardo
Pocket:asianriceguy
Demo:Campy
Medic:fabulous
To start off, micah for percy and ARG for daffodil are too massive upgrades. This team was already putting up solid results against top teams and picking up two players with a better idea of how to play the game (even if they don’t have much experience) will help them immensely. Not enough to beat team’s 5v6 apparently, but I think they have nowhere to go but up. It probably won’t be happening next week as they are only playing two weak teams this week, and I expect them to take both matches with little to no resistance.

#6- Running From Mustard https://play.esea.net/teams/85721
Scout:rekuso
Scout:yimi
Roamer:kawa
Pocket:deathy
Demo:JarrettZeroZeroZero
Medic:Skye
This team may be the catastrophe of the season. Seriously, I have no idea how they’re managing to lose matches with what was an invite combo last season. I feel like the super obvious solution is to switch kawa and rekuso as rekuso is definitely better at roamer than scout and I believe the opposite to be true for kawa. Their match versus Wadd_le R Us should be a good indicator of whether or not they’re going to be able to keep their shit together, but even if they win I did not see this roster having 3, let alone even more, losses by the end of the season.
#7- el farmo
Scout:dflame
Scout:Ketih
Roamer:Dagger
Pocket:KTB
Demo:vaati
Medic:xattuu
After a brief hiatus from my list, I’m ready to put this team back in at 7th. Their disastrous week 1 loss to NAB seems to have been mostly a fluke and since then they’ve been playing a bit closer to where I expected them. Dagger still seems to be the weakest player on this team and I don’t see them being able to take matches off the top teams if he can’t figure out what’s going on. Vaati, KTB, and keith have all been playing well however so if the rest of their team steps it up this team could certainly pull some upsets.

#8- The Baddies https://play.esea.net/teams/133933
Scout:jynx
Scout:midas
Roamer:jay
Pocket:mirroman
Demo:ether
Medic:yipyapper
This team has expertly weak-schedule’d their way into 4th on ESEA rankings. While they are a far cry away from actually being the 4th best team in IM they have dispatched their competition for 8th with relative ease. They beat both Paradise Cafe and Not Around Bears 5-1 and 5-2, respectively. They were unable to topple el farmo in a very close 5-4 on granary and I don’t see them beating anyone better than that or losing to anyone worse than that, so I expect they’ll ride out the 8th spot until the season ends. Mirrorman currently leads this team in frags, making him the only pocket to do so on a top 8 team. Since this team has flown mostly under my radar I’m not sure if he’s just a god or if his scouts are really weak, but this team is about to be in for a rough week with matches against both dd_ and clown fiesta.

this team name is undefeated in esea

also this is certainly not happening monday wednesday is most likely

craigslist?