haha... I posted it to see what kind of conclusions you guys would come up with. Now that you've painted your own picture, here's the story.
We'd been taking bets in Mumble on who was going to get fatkidded (13 people were added), and Buttnose had added med for the past 3 hours and got fatkidded every game. He stayed until 7:30AM waiting for a chance to play. Everybody figured he would get fatkidded again, and someone said "God guys... I feel so bad for him." So, I gave him the chance to play and had a little fun while I was at it. Everybody got a big laugh in the process (dpyro included).
And just for shits and giggles, Red won 5-1 on Gullywash.
Also, hero, I thoroughly enjoyed your story. It's kind of disturbing that you put that much effort into it, but still, very amusing. I give you an A+.