spits cold fire like a paradox mofugga

I monitor both channels in my second monitor, and I never counted more than 3 medics total. I think the other issue is that we kept having different captains, so each captain fatkidded him once or twice and no one noticed how bad it was getting. It wasn't anything intentionally mean.

http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/4294/

That's the kind of thread I've posted in the past, and you guys bite on it every single time. I didn't troll dpyro. I trolled you. GG retard.

I just wanted to see what kind of creative responses I could get. You guys came through in great fashion.

haha... I posted it to see what kind of conclusions you guys would come up with. Now that you've painted your own picture, here's the story.

We'd been taking bets in Mumble on who was going to get fatkidded (13 people were added), and Buttnose had added med for the past 3 hours and got fatkidded every game. He stayed until 7:30AM waiting for a chance to play. Everybody figured he would get fatkidded again, and someone said "God guys... I feel so bad for him." So, I gave him the chance to play and had a little fun while I was at it. Everybody got a big laugh in the process (dpyro included).

And just for shits and giggles, Red won 5-1 on Gullywash.
http://lowend.fm/stats/log/chicago2_1359787740_gullywash/

Also, hero, I thoroughly enjoyed your story. It's kind of disturbing that you put that much effort into it, but still, very amusing. I give you an A+.

[07:41] -TF2Pug-Messenger1- It is your turn to pick.
[07:41] -TF2Pug-Messenger2-  all:  (1) Buttnose, (10) dpyro
[07:41] -TF2Pug-Messenger3-  1 scout:  (10) dpyro
[07:41] -TF2Pug-Bot-  1 medic:  (1) Buttnose
[07:41] <blackdiamond> dpyro wanna medic?
[07:41] <dpyro> ok
[07:41] <blackdiamond> !pick 1 medic jk
[07:41] <@TF2Pug-Messenger0> blackdiamond picked Buttnose as medic
[07:41] <@TF2Pug-Messenger1> Blu Team: moosie_ as soldier, rr- as scout, ndust as medic, anonemouse as soldier, Pharaoh demo, spello as scout
[07:41] <@TF2Pug-Messenger2> Red Team: blackdiamond as scout, Bdonski as scout, ]km[smaka as soldier, Phrakture as soldier, misterslin as demo, Buttnose as medic
[07:41] <+ndust> lel
[07:42] <@TF2Pug-Bot> The pug will take place on chicago2 with the map gullywash.
[07:42] <@TF2Pug-Messenger0> Servers are provided by Command Channel: https://commandchannel.com
[07:42] <@TF2Pug-Messenger3> 1 users added: dpyro
[07:42] <dpyro> !nominate blackdiamond dick of the week

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targe > stickies

http://i.imgur.com/mPQvK.jpg

2012

http://i.imgur.com/SyLVh.jpg

2005

http://lowend.fm/stats/log/dallas1_1358128500_snakewater/

That's all.

that was my objective

http://i.imgur.com/Kwt7r.jpg

+blackdiamondbr0 slaps tenaciousg around a bit with a large trout

Fairly certain I'm set for the season, but it's not concrete yet so I'll still be taking offers for the time being.

http://stats.atf2.org/log/dallas_1355129760_process/

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